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(Fox News)   Courtney Stodden meet Jocelyn Wildenstein.....Jocelyn meet Courtney   (foxnews.com) divider line 160
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2014-02-10 10:02:52 PM  

Gurrker: [img.fark.net image 399x275]


I came to see this, leaving happy I didn't have to google it myself.
 
2014-02-10 10:04:48 PM  

RevBigfoot: I still think she looked better with dark hair

[www.strangebeaver.com image 600x800]

Link (maybe nsfw): http://www.strangebeaver.com/2014/01/courtney-stodden-is-now-a-brune tt e/


Sat what you want about her pseudo beauty and/or fleeting fame, but I have to admit I would fark her from now until Labor Day only coming out to shiat, piss, or get nutrients.
 
2014-02-10 10:07:53 PM  

sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-10 10:12:03 PM  

fusillade762: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x350]



Please make this a thing.
 
2014-02-10 10:14:49 PM  

SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.


Give it about 5 years, when she's run out of money.
 
2014-02-10 10:15:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.
/you spin me right round
[img.fark.net image 500x659]
Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.
His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".
Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.



Good, I am glad I am not the only one that knows Dorthy Parker.
 
2014-02-10 10:30:52 PM  
I think she might have some kind of bimbofication fetish. At this point real dolls are looking less plastic.

secure.realdoll.com
 
2014-02-10 10:32:44 PM  

Redwing: SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.

Give it about 5 years, when she's run out of money.



Money, how does she keep her head above water (I know, her flotation devices),

* hair extensions
* hair dye
* fake nails
* fake eyelashes
* wardrobe (never wears the same thing twice)
* plastic surgery
* botox
* lip fillers
* waxing
* make up

That's not even living expenses and partying.  That girl is high maintenance.  It must take her hours to get ready in the morning. It's also kind of telling that her ex had a problem when she went in to do her boobs.  He's seen this before in the industry and he knows she'll just ruin herself.
 
2014-02-10 10:59:01 PM  

Saul T. Balzac: So who is this Courtney Stodden person?


My sentiments exactly...  more as there's a chance she's a very distant relative for me (highly unlikely... but you never know).  If she is, my grandmother would probably be spinning her grave...
 
2014-02-10 11:06:02 PM  

Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


That is definitely doing it wrong. Was probably a hotter woman while still a man than THAT.
 
2014-02-10 11:07:12 PM  
A lot of self loathing in that woman.  Really sad, she was already beautiful before she started messing with it.
 
2014-02-10 11:09:51 PM  

sleeps in trees: austin_millbarge: DiamondDave: Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.

THIS. All day, every day.

What happens is you are surrounded by other people that do it and that becomes your norm.  It's in magazines, television, movies etc. and people with money.  You then begin your own attractiveness and try to fit in.  See: Twilight Zone, Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.  Way before it's time.

Now we have little girls that think photoshopped magazine spreads are the ideal.  Regardless of weather we tell women it's not, it still affects them.


I remember that Twilight Zone episode. You are absolutely right.
 
2014-02-10 11:28:28 PM  
I'm going to go against the FarkCollective and state that I think she looks completely farkable and I love bimbos.

As far as I'm concerned, she's doing it right.
 
2014-02-10 11:38:53 PM  

TwistedFark: I'm going to go against the FarkCollective and state that I think she looks completely farkable and I love bimbos.

As far as I'm concerned, she's doing it right.


I think she looks ok too but she really ought to quit before she ends up like poor Jocelyn.
 
2014-02-10 11:39:46 PM  

FrancoFile: This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.


Except for the fact that those two had jobs and talent.
 
2014-02-10 11:48:56 PM  

ambercat: I think she might have some kind of bimbofication fetish. At this point real dolls are looking less plastic.

[secure.realdoll.com image 850x566]


That's a doll?!  Holy shiat.
 
2014-02-11 12:01:40 AM  
The last interview I saw her do she sounded like she was getting her life back to something normal. Guess she fell off the normality wagon.

Utterly sad, she was a lovely young woman but has been enabled and used by the wrong men (her pervo husband and her dad).
 
2014-02-11 12:13:07 AM  
I wonder if this kind of thing would happen if women were valued for more than just their looks.

/ never going to happen
//it's not a modern thing, it's always been that way
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-02-11 12:29:46 AM  

maram500: macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata

Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.


OLIVER!
 
2014-02-11 12:49:29 AM  
This thread is hilarious, she's both stupid for trying to look better AND being judged for looking worse. Do all of you get that you ARE the problem?

/oh, the slurs against the transgender community are super classy also.
 
2014-02-11 01:20:58 AM  

triptheory: maram500: macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata

Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.

OLIVER!


YES! Someone got it. I knew there were fans on Fark.

/Tonight's episode (1st episode of Series 21) was awesome
 
2014-02-11 02:14:59 AM  
Well, I guess if whoever's yacht she's on happens to wreck at sea, she can act as a flotation device. I bet she could fit ten guys in there amirite?
 
2014-02-11 02:21:35 AM  
Donnchadha: edmo: She looks like she and Albert Pujols Brooks Einstein were born the same year.
 
2014-02-11 02:27:56 AM  

sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


Pete Burns. Sorry I don't have pics, use your Google fu and look up Dead Or Alive.
Pete is another case of "WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
 
2014-02-11 03:42:44 AM  

FrancoFile: This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.

1) Get pimped out by your family at a young age.
2) Develop a serious case of body dysmorphia and other mental illness.

Not going to end well...


Well, Amanda Bynes is also schizophrenic. Nobody caused that.
 
2014-02-11 03:53:35 AM  

Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

FIFY

 
2014-02-11 04:01:55 AM  

camaroash: ambercat: I think she might have some kind of bimbofication fetish. At this point real dolls are looking less plastic.

[secure.realdoll.com image 850x566]

That's a doll?!  Holy shiat.


Yeah, apparently there's a lot of lonely dudes out there. The new dolls look even better than the ones floating around in the kwame threads, and that doesn't seem like that long ago. This one looks creepily like her last look- I think her new lips are worse. And other dolls that I didn't post do look more fake and have gigantor mouths like Courtney has now. Some look like swollen monkey butts, but I guess if you're only going for how it feels when you stick it in? I dunno.

secure.realdoll.com
 
2014-02-11 04:18:10 AM  
You shouldn't make these kinds of changes to your body when your not responsible enough to drink or take care of a rental car.
 
2014-02-11 04:21:14 AM  

433: gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


Oh, that's so sad.
 
2014-02-11 04:22:49 AM  

gideon: So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?


Cue the cute little taco commercial girl...
 
2014-02-11 05:02:52 AM  
To be fair to Jocelyn Wildentein..she certainly doesn't 'look' 73.....

She looks farking horrible, but she definitely doesn't look 73.
 
2014-02-11 05:41:08 AM  
I cant belive there are doctors out there that will do stuff like this to a person that is still growing. Seems like it would be unhealthy
 
2014-02-11 05:56:33 AM  

groppet: I cant belive there are doctors out there that will do stuff like this to a person that is still growing. Seems like it would be unhealthy


Plastic surgeons, are like surgeons...but without the ethics...
 
2014-02-11 06:19:19 AM  

lostcat: I had to Google Jocelyn Wildenstein. Now I get it.


I'm sorry for your loss of innocence.
 
2014-02-11 06:20:14 AM  

moel: groppet: I cant belive there are doctors out there that will do stuff like this to a person that is still growing. Seems like it would be unhealthy

Plastic surgeons, are like surgeons...but without the ethics...


You can buy a lot of designer ethics on a plastic surgeon's salary.
 
2014-02-11 06:39:44 AM  
Talk about top heavy...wow! Not good.
 
2014-02-11 07:10:46 AM  
The last time I saw that much plastic in one place was when I toured the Hasbro toy factory
 
2014-02-11 08:00:23 AM  

trainershark: "Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple."

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Could this be the "rift" they're referring to?


also known by it's geographical name,  the Mariana Trench.
 
2014-02-11 08:19:52 AM  
How does she even open her eyes with all that crap on them?

I always wondered the same about Tammy Faye too.

Years ago, a friend of mine convinced me to put on some pretty standard sized false eyelashes to complement a Halloween costume I was wearing to a party.  After 3 hours, I was in the bathroom ripping those horrific things off my eyelids.   Over the years, various "friends" have convinced me to try all different configurations of false eyelashes.  Every single one made me want to rip my eyelids off within hours.  I don't know how other women do that, and every day, let alone applying the makeup with a trowel and airbrush.
 
2014-02-11 08:41:46 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: How does she even open her eyes with all that crap on them?

I always wondered the same about Tammy Faye too.

Years ago, a friend of mine convinced me to put on some pretty standard sized false eyelashes to complement a Halloween costume I was wearing to a party.  After 3 hours, I was in the bathroom ripping those horrific things off my eyelids.   Over the years, various "friends" have convinced me to try all different configurations of false eyelashes.  Every single one made me want to rip my eyelids off within hours.  I don't know how other women do that, and every day, let alone applying the makeup with a trowel and airbrush.


Fake eyelashes also only look good at a distance, or to partially blind people. Up close false lashes and trowel makeup look really weird.
 
2014-02-11 09:17:32 AM  
She got some work done on her face, like 75% of all women in LA, and 92% of all "celebrities".
Why don't we mock them all?
 
2014-02-11 09:25:09 AM  

doubled99: She got some work done on her face, like 75% of all women in LA, and 92% of all "celebrities".
Why don't we mock them all?


I'm trying.  But I'm only one person.
 
2014-02-11 10:01:58 AM  

Sofa King Smart: trainershark: "Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple."

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Could this be the "rift" they're referring to?

also known by it's geographical name,  the Mariana Trench.


Brutal.

/ this chick is dildos
 
2014-02-11 10:05:56 AM  
BeatrixK: ...blow up doll...

Bingo, kiddo
 
2014-02-11 10:56:01 AM  
I would joyfully fark this bimbo, as would most of you. But lots of great blow up doll jokes from the people who obviously have first hand experience.
 
2014-02-11 11:25:42 AM  

sno man: SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.

And not a single fap was given.



i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-11 11:30:56 AM  

trainershark: Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple tear in the fabric of space/time."

caused... a dip in the jet stream causing a series of polar vortex weather events.

caused... a wobble in the earth's rotation

caused...  a localized shift in gravity, causing small men to orbit her breasts

caused... an increase in the number of chiropractic visits for local men following one of her 'shopping trips' in which she wears stilettos, a thong and a see through mini-dress while posing for pictures constantly until shop owners agree to give her stuff if she'll leave their store.

/ftfh

 
2014-02-11 11:33:24 AM  
I would welcome the opportunity to treat her like the filthy slut she is.
 
2014-02-11 11:36:19 AM  

Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.

His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".

 
2014-02-11 11:43:15 AM  

Chiad: This thread is hilarious, she's both stupid for trying to look better AND being judged for looking worse. Do all of you get that you ARE the problem?

/oh, the slurs against the transgender community are super classy also.



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