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(Fox News)   Courtney Stodden meet Jocelyn Wildenstein.....Jocelyn meet Courtney   (foxnews.com) divider line 160
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2014-02-10 07:27:02 PM
So who is this Courtney Stodden person?
 
2014-02-10 07:27:40 PM
At 24 she'll either be dead or a cyborg.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 07:29:57 PM

gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-02-10 07:30:06 PM
She looks like a caricature of Jessica Rabbit
 
2014-02-10 07:31:15 PM

namegoeshere: After a lifetime of BDD:

t2.gstatic.com
/link is... I can't even say it


The link is the ONLY thing that's hot about that pic.
 
2014-02-10 07:31:23 PM
Out of the pedo den, into the piranha tank; for the next couple of years, she'll be a hot potato with a vagina, passed from man to man quickly, until she goes full batshiat insane on the poor jack holding the bag at the time.

Safety first:
Don't go on a cruise with her.
Never let her tie you up.
Don't stand by any cliffs near her.
always be aware of the exits - make sure there are at least two available and unimpeded
 
2014-02-10 07:42:39 PM
How does one get this famous just by marrying a no-name actor?
 
2014-02-10 07:45:46 PM

Super Chronic: How does one get this famous just by marrying a no-name actor?


Being 16 and marrying a no-name actor.....
 
2014-02-10 07:46:51 PM
Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?
 
2014-02-10 07:47:11 PM
Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.
 
2014-02-10 07:51:35 PM

433: gerbilpox: Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.


I think the had the same chin job as that Korean news lady in Japan that was a fark story a week or so ago.
 
2014-02-10 07:55:46 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?


Starscream.
 
2014-02-10 07:56:12 PM
Ok, let's be clear--even Dina Lohan* looks better than Courtney Stodden. And the sad part is that it didn't even take much to pull that off.

*Dina would be Lindsay's mother, for those of us with enough intelligence to avoid this crap.
 
2014-02-10 07:56:54 PM

macross87: Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?

Trunk of a Miata


Back seat of an Opel Cadet. One named Oliver, specifically.
 
2014-02-10 07:58:07 PM
She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round
 
2014-02-10 08:01:52 PM
I had to Google Jocelyn Wildenstein. Now I get it.
 
2014-02-10 08:02:20 PM

433: special20: NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?

It was pretty convenient, wasn't it


If by that you mean "a real cockblocker of a bottle" then ... yes.
 
2014-02-10 08:05:06 PM
Gurrker: [img.fark.net image 399x275]


The Williams sisters on vacay!
 
2014-02-10 08:06:57 PM
At least she isn't trying to look like something she isn't - 'cause she looks like a hooker.
 
2014-02-10 08:09:05 PM
It occurred to me that those douchebags that gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, consider her to be  "top-shelf pussy".

It's all starting to make sense now.
 
2014-02-10 08:16:18 PM

timujin: Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.


the article says those are new. man did she get ripped off. nastiest titties i've seen in some time. otoh i don't like fake tits to begin with.
 
2014-02-10 08:19:07 PM

sno man: SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.

And not a single fap was given.


Eh, I don't know....if the wireless goes down and the DVD's are still in storage in the attic and it stays below zero and my cache hasn't been cleared.....
 
2014-02-10 08:19:53 PM

special20: It occurred to me that those douchebags that gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, consider her to be  "top-shelf pussy".

It's all starting to make sense now.


Okay, this plastic surgery thing has gone WAY too far if she has a "top shelf" pussy too.
 
2014-02-10 08:21:02 PM
"Shortly before her split from Hutchison she got larger breast implants, which she has said caused a rift between the couple."

pbs.twimg.com

Could this be the "rift" they're referring to?
 
2014-02-10 08:25:15 PM
www.scrapsyard.com
 
2014-02-10 08:27:28 PM
It appears that she's trying to become a real version of a blow up sex doll.

Does she really look in the mirror ever morning, after getting ready, and be all 'Nailed it!'
 
2014-02-10 08:29:46 PM

Gurrker: [img.fark.net image 399x275]


Why the FARK does that monkey need that much ass? WTF, evolution?
 
2014-02-10 08:30:07 PM

JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.


Good luck getting her under your mom's kitchen sink.
 
2014-02-10 08:30:36 PM
I still think she looked better with dark hair

www.strangebeaver.com

Link (maybe nsfw): http://www.strangebeaver.com/2014/01/courtney-stodden-is-now-a-brune tt e/
 
2014-02-10 08:32:48 PM

sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 08:33:28 PM

austin_millbarge: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

Good luck getting her under your mom's kitchen sink.


"What - like the back of a Volkswagen?"
 
2014-02-10 08:34:17 PM
there is no reason I should know who this person is. At least JFP offers douchebag laughs.
 
2014-02-10 08:35:14 PM

Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]


Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.
 
2014-02-10 08:41:05 PM

sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.


His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".
 
2014-02-10 08:41:17 PM

sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.


Who exactly is that?
 
2014-02-10 08:46:50 PM

DiamondDave: Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.


THIS. All day, every day.
 
2014-02-10 08:53:02 PM

austin_millbarge: DiamondDave: Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.

THIS. All day, every day.


What happens is you are surrounded by other people that do it and that becomes your norm.  It's in magazines, television, movies etc. and people with money.  You then begin your own attractiveness and try to fit in.  See: Twilight Zone, Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.  Way before it's time.

Now we have little girls that think photoshopped magazine spreads are the ideal.  Regardless of weather we tell women it's not, it still affects them.
 
2014-02-10 08:54:13 PM

sleeps in trees: austin_millbarge: DiamondDave: Why do women do this with their lips? I don't know of any guy that thinks it's hot.

THIS. All day, every day.

What happens is you are surrounded by other people that do it and that becomes your norm.  It's in magazines, television, movies etc. and people with money.  You then begin *** your own attractiveness and try to fit in.  See: Twilight Zone, Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.  Way before it's time.

Now we have little girls that think photoshopped magazine spreads are the ideal.  Regardless of weather we tell women it's not, it still affects them.


** to doubt
 
2014-02-10 09:13:44 PM

RevBigfoot: I still think she looked better with dark hair



Link (maybe nsfw): http://www.strangebeaver.com/2014/01/courtney-stodden-is-now-a-brune tt e/


Brown eyed obviously natural brunettes look better as brunettes than they do as obviously fake bleach blondes.

Obvious bleach blondes are a turnoff for me like many farkers seem to hate fake tits.
 
2014-02-10 09:15:52 PM

Oldiron_79: many farkers seem to hate fake tits.


Fark hates bootstrappers.
 
2014-02-10 09:19:48 PM
Oldiron_79:
Brown eyed

Hmm, I never looked at her eyes before but you're right.
 
2014-02-10 09:21:00 PM
pbs.twimg.com

www.tacomaworld.com

Can you spot which one is the plastic sex doll and which is a real human being? Neither can I.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 09:26:39 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: gja: Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........


img.fark.net
Here's another,


Ah yes, Anna.

THIS:
www.the-rocketman.com
Is the only thing that went downhill faster than her......
 
2014-02-10 09:30:48 PM
So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?
 
2014-02-10 09:38:10 PM

Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.

His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".


Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 09:38:47 PM

gideon: So...let's place a bet.

Uncle or Stepdad?


whynotbothgirl.jpg
 
2014-02-10 09:46:21 PM
I just want to say to every MORON who watched this or clicked on the link...

(you're-not-helping-jonstewart.jpg)
 
2014-02-10 09:55:13 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-10 10:00:32 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Looks a little like the Transformer girl, what was her name again?


Ru Paul?
 
2014-02-10 10:00:32 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: Spiralmonkey: sleeps in trees: She looks like that rock dude that transformed into a woman.  Pete something... help me out people, post a picture.

/you spin me right round

[img.fark.net image 500x659]

Well, thank you good farker.  I couldn't for the life of me find it on google, and what I did find was actually very disturbing.  I need to put the safe search on again.

His name is Pete Burns. A phrase he used always sticks in my mind - "you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".

Which he stole from Dorothy Parker.


You're right - I should've known it was just too clever for a lesser being to come up with. One of my favourites from her is "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
 
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