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(Fox News)   Courtney Stodden meet Jocelyn Wildenstein.....Jocelyn meet Courtney   (foxnews.com) divider line 160
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2014-02-10 05:37:44 PM
Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.
 
2014-02-10 06:14:29 PM
Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.
 
2014-02-10 06:27:25 PM
She looks like she and Albert Pujols were born the same year.
 
2014-02-10 06:28:01 PM

SmackLT: Her metamorphosis from cute girl to ragged ex-porn star appears to be skipping the porn step completely.


And not a single fap was given.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:30:23 PM
I saw a picture of her before she decided to make horrible plastic surgery decisions, and while I'm not in the business of ogling 15 or 16 year olds, she was a pretty young lady.  Her life must be incredibly bizarre.
 
2014-02-10 06:32:06 PM

edmo: She looks like she and Albert Pujols were born the same year.


Bravo.
 
2014-02-10 06:34:36 PM

edmo: She looks like she and Albert Pujols Brooks were born the same year.

 
2014-02-10 06:39:06 PM
She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.
 
2014-02-10 06:41:09 PM
She looks like she and Albert Einstein were born the same year.
 
2014-02-10 06:41:11 PM
She's got silicone-y knees.
 
2014-02-10 06:41:55 PM
Yeesh... that's just disgusting.
 
2014-02-10 06:41:59 PM

Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.


What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2014-02-10 06:42:21 PM
NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:43:42 PM

special20: NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?


It was pretty convenient, wasn't it
 
2014-02-10 06:43:59 PM
Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-10 06:44:55 PM
Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 06:45:32 PM

uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?


Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.
 
2014-02-10 06:45:33 PM
She's got the body mod sickness.  Nothing good will come of being around her.
 
2014-02-10 06:45:38 PM
Jesus; she looks like she's about to age out of the strip club, instead of barely able to work there.
 
2014-02-10 06:45:52 PM

special20: NO outraged fappers biatching about the perfectly placed bottle in the second pic?


It's hiding a sarlacc pit. That was the real reason for the divorce - there was no sex because he didn't want to lose his wang.
 
2014-02-10 06:45:59 PM
gross
 
2014-02-10 06:46:41 PM
I guess she doesn't look too bad... for a forty year-old tranny maybe.
 
2014-02-10 06:46:42 PM
This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.

1) Get pimped out by your family at a young age.
2) Develop a serious case of body dysmorphia and other mental illness.

Not going to end well...
 
2014-02-10 06:49:18 PM
Who?
 
2014-02-10 06:49:56 PM
I can't help but be amused by the fact that her desire to be attractive is the root of her fall into hideous monstrosity.
 
2014-02-10 06:51:46 PM

JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.


What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?
 
2014-02-10 06:53:13 PM
I don't get it. What does she do?

If she is a celebrity shouldn't she do something to be celebrated?

I mean, what is she doing for income? Does she make money from those photo shoots? Who is paying for it? That is the only thing I know she does. (I'm not about to google her, I'd probably get a virus.) I know she started out as a model. But is there a demand for that look? The mind boggles.

Anyway, it is getting really sad. I think she has "issues."
 
2014-02-10 06:53:55 PM

Arachnophobe: JohnnyRebel88: uncleacid: Hasn't she been 19 for about ten years now?

Great point.

I would nail her in an uncomfortable place.

What, like, the backseat of a Fiat?


Trunk of a Miata
 
2014-02-10 06:54:04 PM
Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.
 
2014-02-10 06:54:17 PM
she showed me she was nuts, samuel l. bronkowitz
 
2014-02-10 07:00:24 PM
I have no idea who this person is, and I'm damn proud of it.
 
2014-02-10 07:01:38 PM

Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 07:04:12 PM
Both her lips and her personal flotation devices are asymmetrical. Plus, they (the lips) look worse than
t1.gstatic.com/hot

She should have shelled out the $.99 and saved herself $19,999.01
 
2014-02-10 07:04:21 PM

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


beyondthemarquee.com
 
2014-02-10 07:06:07 PM
Bravo to A Terrible Human for living up to his screen name!
 
2014-02-10 07:06:54 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 07:07:23 PM
I don't understand young women who want to make themselves look like unconvincing trannys.
 
2014-02-10 07:08:39 PM

gja: Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
[img.fark.net image 176x259]


s1.postimg.org
Here's another,
 
2014-02-10 07:09:08 PM

JerkStore: Jument: She's a trainwreck in the worst possible way but I would happily motorboat her at least once. For science, of course.

What motorboating Courtney Stodden might feel like:

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 850x659]


At least you got the three empty holes right.
 
2014-02-10 07:09:15 PM
Every girl needs to have at least ONE tight gold-lame dress in their closet."

/Im guessing that the dress would be the only thing tight about you. What a train wreck of a shallow self centered person. Sad really.
 
2014-02-10 07:09:19 PM

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


HOT CAMEL TOE!
 
2014-02-10 07:09:40 PM

timujin: Her breasts in the lip pic are pointing in two very different directions and I don't think it's just the shirt that's doing it.


Her breasts are responding to changes in Earth's magnetic field and orbit. Evidently, they're polar opposites.
 
2014-02-10 07:10:55 PM

433: I saw a picture of her before she decided to make horrible plastic surgery decisions, and while I'm not in the business of ogling 15 or 16 year olds, she was a pretty young lady.  Her life must be incredibly bizarre.


THIS.

I feel like dirt every time the subject comes up, but every time you look at before and after shots of her, it's like you turn into that anime girl in the meme, just screaming "WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?"
 
2014-02-10 07:11:04 PM

FrancoFile: This is very similar to the trajectory followed by Michael Jackson and Amanda Bynes.

1) Get pimped out by your family at a young age.
2) Develop a serious case of body dysmorphia and other mental illness.

Not going to end well...


Thanks for mentioning Ms. Bynes.  Was trying to put my finger on what this reminded me of.   Who'd have thought the creepy old man ex would have been a moderating force in this out of control existence.
 
2014-02-10 07:11:17 PM
Sadly, her mind is so warped that she doesn't know she is hideous.She spends her time hanging out with weirdos and has become one herself.

There was a point she could have stopped and been a good looking lady. That time is past. She seriously looks like a mid 40's woman desperately trying to look 25.
 
2014-02-10 07:12:12 PM

Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.


t0.gstatic.com/hotter than the after pics

While no Kate Middleton, she was fine. She had a certain quiet prettiness which, along with that whole Royal thing, would have served her well.

After a lifetime of BDD:

t2.gstatic.com/link is... I can't even say it
 
2014-02-10 07:16:32 PM
that's a bigfoot, gus
 
2014-02-10 07:17:30 PM

gja: Well, she went downhill faster than a bobsled..........
[img.fark.net image 176x259]


It's just sad. She was a pretty girl. Her life is destroyed at 19.
She should have put some clothes on and stayed married to the clown.
 
2014-02-10 07:18:54 PM

A Terrible Human: Kriggerel: Not as scary as the Duchess of Alba.

[img.fark.net image 500x440]


Seem to recall someone posted pics of her when she was young, and she was actually kinda hawt.

Scary to think I could marry a looker, and someday wake up next to that.


/kinda like when I get drunk
 
2014-02-10 07:20:39 PM
Now that's a great headline! Am I right? Am I right?

img.timeinc.net

Got any gum?
 
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