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2014-02-10 03:10:52 PM  
5 votes:
www.seriouseats.com
2014-02-10 03:03:51 PM  
5 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
2014-02-10 03:28:41 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-10 03:21:05 PM  
2 votes:
You should eat your baby's poop as well as the other baby's poop, that way you'll know for sure, and you'll also literally be full of shiat, which probably matches with your persona.
2014-02-10 03:10:36 PM  
2 votes:
Actually I can agree with this, I have been forced to change my child on occasion in public facilities (Ladies Room) and at times I have  to ask other mothers to take their children outside because their odor is unbearable to my child. If I cannot find a suitable "odor-free" area in which to change her I will ask to use a manager's private office. I have noticed that some of the more common children have intense foul odor, most likely linking to their diet but my strict vegan lifestyle affords my children an almost "odor-free" process of elimination.

This isn't to put other mothers down but at times I am forced to ask them to leave and it is embarrassing to me.
2014-02-10 03:02:39 PM  
2 votes:
Gawk...

farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-02-10 03:01:35 PM  
2 votes:
No, my kids shiat smelled like farking sh*t. Really nasty sh*t, even. Disgusting black tar sh*t, disgusting green chunky sh*t, disgusting orange sh*t. And the times I would walk in when he woke up from a nap to find that disgusting, nasty, smelly sh*t all over the crib and his backside and the sheets.

Dr. Grant was right, babies smell. Your baby smells, my baby smelled, everyone's babies smell. Get over it, your farking dog and cats smell too.
2014-02-10 03:00:31 PM  
2 votes:
*remembers when he had two kids in diapers at the same time - and promptly suffers a PTSD relapse*
2014-02-10 02:59:08 PM  
2 votes:
I think my two-week old's poop smells like Italian salad dressing, but it looks like the unholy hybrid of mustard and tapioca pudding. I'm so confused.
2014-02-10 06:35:35 PM  
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: WTF is wrong with people.


Usually, a lot. Worst of all they keep reproducing.
2014-02-10 05:32:42 PM  
1 votes:
chaoslife.findchaos.com
2014-02-10 05:14:17 PM  
1 votes:
What a crock of shiat.
2014-02-10 05:08:06 PM  
1 votes:

Fizics: Actually I can agree with this, I have been forced to change my child on occasion in public facilities (Ladies Room) and at times I have  to ask other mothers to take their children outside because their odor is unbearable to my child. If I cannot find a suitable "odor-free" area in which to change her I will ask to use a manager's private office. I have noticed that some of the more common children have intense foul odor, most likely linking to their diet but my strict vegan lifestyle affords my children an almost "odor-free" process of elimination.

This isn't to put other mothers down but at times I am forced to ask them to leave and it is embarrassing to me.


ooooh. This one is good. 7-8/10 at least.
2014-02-10 03:12:03 PM  
1 votes:
Now, I would argue that my three kids poos smelled differently. All equally offensive, but in a different way. The girl child's smelled like a sack of rotten cabbage while one of the boy's smelled like the decaying matter of roadkill. The other's smelled as if you had fallen into a septic tank and there was no where to escape.
2014-02-10 03:11:06 PM  
1 votes:

cuzsis: oldfarthenry: I remember it being a psychologically-damaging smell that would linger in your psyche long after the pooper was cleaned & rebundled.
I remember smelling it at the office - many miles away from the little turd-blossoms.

That was probably the baby wipe oils (with poo essence) that got under your fingernails.


maybe a bit of nose picking during clean up.

/I lol'ed
2014-02-10 03:09:32 PM  
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: I remember it being a psychologically-damaging smell that would linger in your psyche long after the pooper was cleaned & rebundled.
I remember smelling it at the office - many miles away from the little turd-blossoms.


That was probably the baby wipe oils (with poo essence) that got under your fingernails.
2014-02-10 03:06:51 PM  
1 votes:

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: As the father of an eight-month old, I can only say I've not the time, nor the inclination to sample other baby's poos.  One is enough.  Thank you.


Seriously.  Do mothers judgementally sniff the discarded diapers of their friends and neighbors for some moral superiority?

Shouldn't they be home watching the baby?  Or are they comparing it to their suburban husband's Cleveland Steamers?

So confused.
2014-02-10 03:01:42 PM  
1 votes:
My farts smell especially bad lately, and the odor is persistent and pervasive.  Can't figure out what I ate to cause this malodorous malady.

What?  Oh, sorry.  Yes, the poop smells bad, too.  Worse than your baby's.
2014-02-10 02:58:39 PM  
1 votes:
"And then, God added smell to the poo-poo..."

Still Bill's best comedy routine, IMHO.
2014-02-10 02:58:06 PM  
1 votes:
Why not? It's been the political climate for decades.
2014-02-10 02:56:08 PM  
1 votes:
MY SNOWFLAKE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR SNOWFLAKE!!!!

/signed helicopter mom
 
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