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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman interrupts anal sex to beat up her partner's wife, who had the temerity to walk in on the session   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 311
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2014-02-10 12:21:47 PM  
+1 for the tag.
 
2014-02-10 12:23:46 PM  
That's kind of a weird story, but so far I'm hearing nothing that suggests I should side with the wife.
 
2014-02-10 12:27:19 PM  
FTFA: "A South Carolina woman told cops that her husband's girlfriend assaulted her after she walked into a bedroom and discovered the pair "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex,"
Now that is what I call 'multi-tasking'.
 
2014-02-10 12:33:18 PM  
I see someone got it...

*puts on sunglasses*

In the end.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2014-02-10 12:46:42 PM  

Bob Falfa: FTFA: "A South Carolina woman told cops that her husband's girlfriend assaulted her after she walked into a bedroom and discovered the pair "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex,"
Now that is what I call 'multi-tasking'.


This is my kind of woman. She will fight for her right to have anal.
 
2014-02-10 12:58:57 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I see someone got it...

*puts on sunglasses*

In the end.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!


Looks like the wife...

*puts on sunglasses*

shouldn't have tried to butt in.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2014-02-10 01:22:40 PM  

reported: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I see someone got it...

*puts on sunglasses*

In the end.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Looks like the wife...

*puts on sunglasses*

shouldn't have tried to butt in.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!


The girlfriend probably shouldn't try to defend herself, because she already admitted...

*puts on sunglasses*

"IANAL"

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2014-02-10 01:25:33 PM  
In the butt, Bob.
 
2014-02-10 01:29:26 PM  
resource.mmgn.com
/This thread is full. As was her anus.
 
2014-02-10 01:56:08 PM  
She picked a shiatty time to walk in.
 
2014-02-10 02:30:23 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 02:37:31 PM  
In Soviet South Carolina, buttsex is surprised by you!
 
2014-02-10 02:56:08 PM  

exick: That's kind of a weird story, but so far I'm hearing nothing that suggests I should side with the wife.


If she would put it out, what's a husband to do?
 
2014-02-10 03:04:40 PM  
What can brown do for you?
 
2014-02-10 03:06:50 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2014-02-10 03:08:42 PM  

Theaetetus: reported: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I see someone got it...

*puts on sunglasses*

In the end.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Looks like the wife...

*puts on sunglasses*

shouldn't have tried to butt in.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

The girlfriend probably shouldn't try to defend herself, because she already admitted...

*puts on sunglasses*

"IANAL"

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!


This all would have been avoided if the wife would let him use

*puts on sunglasses*

The backdoor

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2014-02-10 03:17:17 PM  
The only complaint I could see is that she stopped the anal sex in order to fight the wife. Really? Do we have to stop right now?
 
2014-02-10 03:17:26 PM  
Every sidebar article on that page is also golden.
 
2014-02-10 03:17:45 PM  
"walked into a bedroom and discovered the pair naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex"

How did they manage the rutting without the bong & shot glasses falling off her back?
 
2014-02-10 03:17:57 PM  
Reminds me of this (lots of links, picked one of the first ones):

NSFW
http://honda-tech.com/showthread.php?t=812797">http://honda-tech.com /showthread.php?t=812797
/NSFW
 
2014-02-10 03:18:27 PM  
If she'd been a real woman, she would have continued having anal AND beat the crap out the other woman at the same time.

But, hey, follow your heart. Or rectum.
 
2014-02-10 03:18:39 PM  
Ok, seriously, how could she tell?  The entry points are astonishingly close, and if someone walks in on me, I would rapidly pull-out and make the same popping noise as a finger in the mouth.
 
2014-02-10 03:18:44 PM  

oldfarthenry: How did they manage the rutting without the bong & shot glasses falling off her back?


Slooow and steady, man.
 
2014-02-10 03:19:01 PM  
Again. Ewww.
 
2014-02-10 03:19:09 PM  
So person who doesn't live in house enters without permission and unannounced and when the melee breaks out that is an assault?

Shouldn't a decent lawyer get this tossed?
 
2014-02-10 03:19:16 PM  
If I was getting butt secks I wouldn't have stopped long enough for her to beat up the wife.
 
2014-02-10 03:19:28 PM  
To be fair, she was the wife, and she wasn't in the kitchen.
 
2014-02-10 03:19:42 PM  
How close and at what angle did she have to get to make sure she knew what hole he was in?
 
2014-02-10 03:20:03 PM  
I think I saw the same thing on xhamster.
 
2014-02-10 03:20:30 PM  
Jesus, doesn't anybody f@cking  knock any more?
 
2014-02-10 03:20:45 PM  
that seems like an assholish thing to do.
 
2014-02-10 03:21:55 PM  
The article did not say if a strap on was being used. But you do have to wonder about these things...........
 
2014-02-10 03:22:05 PM  

martid4: If I was getting butt secks I wouldn't have stopped long enough for her to beat up the wife.


BEST BUCKING BRONCO EVER!
 
2014-02-10 03:22:58 PM  
FTA: "They were both naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor, and having anal sex.The Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office report does not specify whether the pair was engaging in these activities simultaneously."

That's not normal? I know when I'm having anal sex it is always with a glass of scotch in one hand and a blunt in the other.
 
2014-02-10 03:23:05 PM  

jst3p: So person who doesn't live in house enters without permission and unannounced and when the melee breaks out that is an assault?

Shouldn't a decent lawyer get this tossed?


I think a decent lawyer only gets his tossed if the wife ends up in arrears.
 
2014-02-10 03:23:23 PM  

rkiller1: Ok, seriously, how could she tell?  The entry points are astonishingly close, and if someone walks in on me, I would rapidly pull-out and make the same popping noise as a finger in the mouth.


Maybe she had this expression on her face:

northshorehypnosis.com
 
2014-02-10 03:23:25 PM  

exick: That's kind of a weird story, but so far I'm hearing nothing that suggests I should side with the wife.


Her husband--from whom she is apparently estranged--

If they're estranged and she no longer lives there, that's trespassing. If she entered the room without knocking, that's B&E.
 
2014-02-10 03:23:42 PM  
www.nndb.com

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
 
2014-02-10 03:24:06 PM  

lennavan: jst3p: So person who doesn't live in house enters without permission and unannounced and when the melee breaks out that is an assault?

Shouldn't a decent lawyer get this tossed?

I think a decent lawyer only gets his tossed if the wife ends up in arrears.


All I know is someone should get off.
 
2014-02-10 03:24:26 PM  
from the facebook comments at the bottom

"Everyone knows pot is the gateway drug for anal sex"
 
2014-02-10 03:24:26 PM  

Irving Maimway: Bob Falfa: FTFA: "A South Carolina woman told cops that her husband's girlfriend assaulted her after she walked into a bedroom and discovered the pair "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex,"
Now that is what I call 'multi-tasking'.

This is my kind of woman. She will fight for her right to have anal.


Yeah, no kidding, lucky guy.
 
2014-02-10 03:24:32 PM  
The Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office report does not specify whether the pair was engaging in these activities simultaneously.


Tee hee
 
2014-02-10 03:24:53 PM  
she entered her spouse Christopher's Spartanburg home through an unlocked door

I wonder if it was the backdoor.
 
2014-02-10 03:25:16 PM  
pnimg.net


Hoh my Gaaad.  Aaaaaaaah.  Take it from me, friends and anal sex don't, aaaaaaaaaaahhh, hoh my gaaaaad, what the H?  You know?  Anal and friends don't really, aaaaaaaaaaah, mix.
 
2014-02-10 03:25:28 PM  

rkiller1: I would rapidly pull-out and make the same popping noise as a finger in the mouth.


I wish I had not read that.
 
2014-02-10 03:25:28 PM  
Sounds like a matter of the wife spying on the husband and trying to catch him in the act, in HIS house (possibly trespassing) and then just being the first to call the cops because the Bugger Bunch were too farked up at the time.
 
2014-02-10 03:25:39 PM  

reported:

THIS ONE.

You get the proper edit:


(•_•)


Looks like the wife...


( •_•)>⌐■-■


(⌐■_■)


shouldn't have tried to butt in.


YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

 
2014-02-10 03:25:45 PM  
www.flixist.com

Gil Hicks: Well, did he cum, or what?
 
2014-02-10 03:26:20 PM  

jst3p: So person who doesn't live in house enters without permission and unannounced and when the melee breaks out that is an assault?

Shouldn't a decent lawyer get this tossed?


SC
Married
Anal sex
Marijuana
Prior assault history

Maybe not.
 
2014-02-10 03:26:46 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: Jesus, doesn't anybody f@cking  knock any more?


I was somewhere between this and when did people stop knocking?
 
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