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(CNN)   A hard night at the Roxbury   (cnn.com) divider line 73
    More: Fail, Chris Kattan, chemical test, California Highway Patrol  
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7938 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Feb 2014 at 1:11 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-10 01:14:14 PM  
I'm surprised Mango didn't just seduce the officers
 
2014-02-10 01:16:01 PM  
Comedic actor Chris Kattan

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
 
2014-02-10 01:18:13 PM  

Sybarite: Comedic actor Chris Kattan

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.


I was going to say that I think they have the wrong guy.
 
2014-02-10 01:23:35 PM  
Comedic actor Chris Kattan
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-10 01:25:28 PM  
That really doesn't look much like Chris Kattan.
 
2014-02-10 01:28:45 PM  
He'll get the book thrown at him.
 
2014-02-10 01:30:53 PM  
The only role I like him in, outside of SNL

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-10 01:33:01 PM  
This is the most hilarious thing he has ever done.
 
2014-02-10 01:33:35 PM  
 
2014-02-10 01:34:36 PM  
The only funny sketches Chris Kattan were in we funny in spite of his involvement, not because of it.

My favorite of all time was "Baseball Dreams" but I cant find video of it.
 
2014-02-10 01:51:04 PM  
dvdmedia.ign.com
His mugshot.
 
2014-02-10 01:52:53 PM  

neversubmit: The only role I like him in, outside of SNL

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x237]


What is that from?
 
2014-02-10 01:54:28 PM  

BafflerMeal: neversubmit: The only role I like him in, outside of SNL

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x237]

What is that from?


Brazzers?
 
2014-02-10 01:57:05 PM  
At least it'll give him something to talk about on the next episode of Goth Talk.
 
2014-02-10 02:04:31 PM  
He was a guest on a local morning radio show recently. He was such a complete mess, he made Robin Williams seem catatonic. They kicked him out.
 
2014-02-10 02:21:17 PM  
What does that mean, "suspicion of DUI?" It sounds like the arresting officer didn't have his act together enough to make a confirmation.
 
2014-02-10 02:24:01 PM  

rrg251: What does that mean, "suspicion of DUI?" It sounds like the arresting officer didn't have his act together enough to make a confirmation.


I think it is suspicion until the blood test comes back.
 
2014-02-10 02:27:58 PM  

neversubmit: The only role I like him in, outside of SNL

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x237]


house on haunted hill?
 
2014-02-10 02:31:12 PM  

empres77: He was a guest on a local morning radio show recently. He was such a complete mess, he made Robin Williams seem catatonic. They kicked him out.


my coworker, whom i just told about this arrest, said she had seen chris on guy and rachael's celeb cook-off, and said the man was just so obviously strung out on something that she was not at all surprised about a dui
 
2014-02-10 02:32:47 PM  

jst3p: rrg251: What does that mean, "suspicion of DUI?" It sounds like the arresting officer didn't have his act together enough to make a confirmation.

I think it is suspicion until the blood test comes back.


Any lawyer worth the paper his degree is printed on will tell you not to consent to field sobriety tests of any kind. They never work right. You have to demand blood tests at the station every time if you have any hope of beating it. Hell, they print this in ad copy in the sports pages.
 
2014-02-10 02:34:06 PM  
I remember in his autobiography, Tracy Morgan lists Kattan as one of the people who was an asshole to him starting out, which he then took as an opportunity to mock him for being a failure now.
 
2014-02-10 02:37:22 PM  

bungle_jr: empres77: He was a guest on a local morning radio show recently. He was such a complete mess, he made Robin Williams seem catatonic. They kicked him out.

my coworker, whom i just told about this arrest, said she had seen chris on guy and rachael's celeb cook-off, and said the man was just so obviously strung out on something that she was not at all surprised about a dui

it.

Hmm, someone could check out Penn's podcast and maybe ask him about what it was like working with him.

/I like Penn, and generally like Food Network, but not enough to watch that.
 
2014-02-10 02:39:03 PM  

BilltheThrill: I remember in his autobiography, Tracy Morgan lists Kattan as one of the people who was an asshole to him starting out, which he then took as an opportunity to mock him for being a failure now.



So it's okay if I find neither of them remotely funny?
 
2014-02-10 02:40:34 PM  

empres77: He was a guest on a local morning radio show recently. He was such a complete mess, he made Robin Williams seem catatonic. They kicked him out.


I would like to hear that.
 
2014-02-10 02:41:16 PM  
He got to dry hump a young Katie Holmes on live TV.
 
2014-02-10 02:49:54 PM  

Uncle Pooky: He got to dry hump a young Katie Holmes on live TV.


And what makes you think he would have enjoyed that?
 
2014-02-10 02:50:41 PM  
Unreal.  *This* gets a green?

"Dear modmins....I have pics of you and a goat.  Green my submissions or it's interweb celebrity for you."

i1168.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-10 02:56:04 PM  

jst3p: empres77: He was a guest on a local morning radio show recently. He was such a complete mess, he made Robin Williams seem catatonic. They kicked him out.

I would like to hear that.


It wasn't pleasant. As Far Cough pointed out, he seemed strung out and it made all parties involved uncomfortable.
 
2014-02-10 03:08:47 PM  
One would think there would be a huge money making oppty in Hollywood: driving drunk assholes home in their own cars. I just can't fathom the stupidity of someone who knows there is such a thing as TMZ and still thinks it's a good idea to get hammered and drive home after midnight. What does a dui cost, all in? If you drove a drunk celeb home four times a week for half the all-in cost of a dui, you'd be a rich person in short order
 
2014-02-10 03:11:07 PM  
I liked him as Mr. Feather.

img.fark.net

That's where it begins and ends for me.
 
2014-02-10 03:11:38 PM  
I liked him in undercover Brother
 
2014-02-10 03:17:47 PM  
The only thing I liked Chris Kattan in was that time he wrecked his car and he was the only one who got hurt.
 
2014-02-10 03:18:04 PM  

MurphyMurphy: neversubmit: The only role I like him in, outside of SNL

[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x237]

house on haunted hill?


Winnar!
 
2014-02-10 03:20:33 PM  
When the world longed for someone more grating and unfunny than Martin Short, we knew not what we wished for.
 
2014-02-10 03:26:18 PM  
"Comedic actor" is a little generous.
 
2014-02-10 03:26:41 PM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: The only thing I liked Chris Kattan in was that time he wrecked his car and he was the only one who got hurt.


If only he had Dunn the job correctly.
 
2014-02-10 03:31:17 PM  
If you've never heard Jim Brewer's story about Norm McDonald and Chris Kattan, look it up on YouTube. A bit long but worth it.
 
2014-02-10 03:38:01 PM  

Brawndo: If you've never heard Jim Brewer's story about Norm McDonald and Chris Kattan, look it up on YouTube. A bit long but worth it.


Pam Anderson one?
 
2014-02-10 03:51:17 PM  

Far Cough: Uncle Pooky: He got to dry hump a young Katie Holmes on live TV.

And what makes you think he would have enjoyed that?


That's really not a concern of mine, now is it? It's still a very impressive accomplishment.
 
2014-02-10 03:56:36 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-02-10 04:10:35 PM  
No Chris Kattan thread is complete without Tom Servo's brutal takedown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1LlBLFS2ek

One of my favorite clips of Kevin Murphy ever...
 
2014-02-10 04:41:00 PM  

jst3p: Brawndo: If you've never heard Jim Brewer's story about Norm McDonald and Chris Kattan, look it up on YouTube. A bit long but worth it.

Pam Anderson one?


Yup.
 
2014-02-10 05:12:10 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: When the world longed for someone more grating and unfunny than Martin Short, we knew not what we wished for.


And he's an asshole who nobody liked.  Check out the infamous 'Twilight Zone' skit story where Norm MacDonald just destroys him:

http://youtu.be/5rFu_u71gas
 
2014-02-10 05:29:16 PM  

Brawndo: If you've never heard Jim Brewer's story about Norm McDonald and Chris Kattan, look it up on YouTube. A bit long but worth it.


Guntram Shatterhand: Thank You Black Jesus!: When the world longed for someone more grating and unfunny than Martin Short, we knew not what we wished for.

And he's an asshole who nobody liked.  Check out the infamous 'Twilight Zone' skit story where Norm MacDonald just destroys him:

http://youtu.be/5rFu_u71gas


came to post this, leaving happy.  fark this little prick.
 
2014-02-10 06:00:47 PM  
Love how Breuer did a whole Twilight Zone bit without knowing Serling's name.

I followed up the links above with the actual sketch at http://fynormmacdonald.tumblr.com/post/23465141453/heres-the-twilight - zone-sketch-jim-breuer-was

but I couldn't really make out the reactions he was talking about.

I'm getting the impression that Kattan and Andy Dick are more or less the same person.
 
2014-02-10 06:14:01 PM  
Oh, so this is the Chris Kattan Hating Thread is it?

You're all sooooo sophisticated, you can't possibly enjoy some good old-fashioned slapstick?
Oh, no, not you

Well let's see YOU put on a red diaper and spit apple pulp in 'the Rocks' face you're all so brave
you make me sick

Tell me you didn't pee your pants - like I did - the first time you saw THIS!
l3.yimg.com

/and yes, he will sleep with me
 
2014-02-10 06:29:04 PM  
Dude, popped for DUI in a 2011 Mercedes?

Unless you had more powder on your face than Vail in January you're going to the F-list. Grow the fark up.
 
2014-02-10 07:23:29 PM  

Far Cough: BilltheThrill: I remember in his autobiography, Tracy Morgan lists Kattan as one of the people who was an asshole to him starting out, which he then took as an opportunity to mock him for being a failure now.


So it's okay if I find neither of them remotely funny?


You'll be in good company.
 
2014-02-10 07:40:24 PM  

Blowmonkey: Far Cough: BilltheThrill: I remember in his autobiography, Tracy Morgan lists Kattan as one of the people who was an asshole to him starting out, which he then took as an opportunity to mock him for being a failure now.


So it's okay if I find neither of them remotely funny?

You'll be in good company.


Tracey Morgan was good in 30 Rock.
 
2014-02-10 07:50:36 PM  

neversubmit: The only role I like him in, outside of SNL


I admit I mildly enjoyed his don of mobster role.
 
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