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(AP)   Drunk brain: hey why don't you walk home, and on the way, lay down outside and go to sleep. You'll be fine   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 21
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2014-02-10 01:49:51 PM
4 votes:

lemurs: miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.

That doesn't always work either.


So they dropped her off but didn't make sure she made it inside? That's unfortunate, I'm often DD for when friends go out (I'm a lightweight and can't keep up with them anyway) and we always make sure someone makes it in the door before we go to the next drop off. Inserting a key in the dark basically becomes brain surgery after a rough night.

ElLoco: Pro tip hint: Pick the buddy that doesn't have some combination of "brutal" and "anal" in his search history.


Chances are he furiously rubbed one out before the night started. That combined with the whiskey-dick means their buddy is relatively safe.
2014-02-10 01:32:19 PM
4 votes:
What's the big deal? I froze to death in college ALL THE TIME. Like, every weekend.

Today's kids are way too coddled.
2014-02-10 01:18:01 PM
3 votes:
Subby, that's cold blooded
2014-02-10 01:38:11 PM
2 votes:
www.poopthereitis.com
2014-02-10 01:37:18 PM
2 votes:
 David Hallman III

Back to the drawing board, Dad.
2014-02-10 01:32:28 PM
2 votes:

neversubmit: Not a bad way to go.


Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
2014-02-10 01:24:33 PM
2 votes:
Bad choice, MacReady.
2014-02-10 01:21:15 PM
2 votes:
Don't knock it. Outside is where you can throw up and sleep in the same spot. Convenient.
2014-02-10 02:34:23 PM
1 votes:
FTA Police said alcohol may be a factor.
oi42.tinypic.com
2014-02-10 02:33:55 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.


Then you'd have two unfortunate deaths instead of one.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/buddy-system-responsible-for-additi on al-death,8730/
2014-02-10 02:05:35 PM
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: This same thing happend in Richmond, Michigan this weekend. But the victim was a 22 year old female. No word on how hot she was.


Couldn't be too hot, she froze to death.
2014-02-10 01:58:41 PM
1 votes:
He was drinking the 12-year Darwinnie
2014-02-10 01:56:19 PM
1 votes:
Surely we can pass some sort of law to ensure that this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN
2014-02-10 01:42:14 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.


Pro tip hint: Pick the buddy that doesn't have some combination of "brutal" and "anal" in his search history.
2014-02-10 01:36:28 PM
1 votes:
images.popmatters.com

I should have had the schnapps.
2014-02-10 01:27:33 PM
1 votes:
Dammit, brain! This is why I never listen to you.
2014-02-10 01:26:03 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-10 01:25:42 PM
1 votes:
Had the brain been sober and functioning properly, it would have said to lie down.
2014-02-10 01:23:37 PM
1 votes:
I once met a polar bear who was so vicious, he once beat a baby seal to death with a smaller, cuter baby seal.
2014-02-10 01:22:40 PM
1 votes:
I thought alcohol was supposed to keep you warm? Or am I thinking of gasoline...
ecl
2014-02-10 01:21:27 PM
1 votes:
I was expecting a story about a guy getting sodomized with fish hooks on a stick and beheaded so hypothermia isn't really all that terrible.
 
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