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2014-02-10 01:18:01 PM  
Subby, that's cold blooded
 
2014-02-10 01:18:07 PM  
Shoulda been drinking schnapps (sp). It keeps you warm.
 
2014-02-10 01:19:36 PM  
stiff drink?
 
2014-02-10 01:19:44 PM  
I don't see the problem. Bears do it all the time.

Same applies to shiatting in the woods.
 
2014-02-10 01:21:15 PM  
Don't knock it. Outside is where you can throw up and sleep in the same spot. Convenient.
 
ecl
2014-02-10 01:21:27 PM  
I was expecting a story about a guy getting sodomized with fish hooks on a stick and beheaded so hypothermia isn't really all that terrible.
 
2014-02-10 01:22:06 PM  
Not a bad way to go.
 
2014-02-10 01:22:28 PM  

PreMortem: Shoulda been drinking schnapps (sp). It keeps you warm.


Drambuie or any of the knockoffs are my go to booze for that warm and fuzzy feeling
 
2014-02-10 01:22:40 PM  
I thought alcohol was supposed to keep you warm? Or am I thinking of gasoline...
 
2014-02-10 01:23:28 PM  
Better than anything Ambient Walrus ever told me to do.
 
2014-02-10 01:23:37 PM  
I once met a polar bear who was so vicious, he once beat a baby seal to death with a smaller, cuter baby seal.
 
2014-02-10 01:24:33 PM  
Bad choice, MacReady.
 
2014-02-10 01:25:03 PM  

PreMortem: Shoulda been drinking schnapps (sp). It keeps you warm.


The drunkest I've ever been was on schnapps at my friend's brother's bachelor party. His dad made me do shots with him. Never again.
 
2014-02-10 01:25:21 PM  

Fano: Better than anything Ambient Walrus ever told me to do.


You got a walrus?  Lucky bastard.  All I ever got was a dragon and those little red imps from Diablo 2
 
2014-02-10 01:25:42 PM  
Had the brain been sober and functioning properly, it would have said to lie down.
 
2014-02-10 01:26:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-10 01:26:22 PM  

neversubmit: Not a bad way to go.


Not a painful way to go, no. It is a pretty bad way to go, though.
 
2014-02-10 01:27:33 PM  
Dammit, brain! This is why I never listen to you.
 
2014-02-10 01:28:55 PM  
Former member of the swim team. So he didn't have much fat to protect him.
 
2014-02-10 01:29:59 PM  
Swim team. No body fat. Of course he died in the cold, hypothermia and being an alcohol featherweight.
 
2014-02-10 01:30:27 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought alcohol was supposed to keep you warm? Or am I thinking of gasoline...


Actually, drinking alcohol to stay warm when it's cold outside has the opposite effect: http://firstaid.about.com/od/heatcoldexposur1/f/07_alcohol_warm.htm
 
2014-02-10 01:32:19 PM  
What's the big deal? I froze to death in college ALL THE TIME. Like, every weekend.

Today's kids are way too coddled.
 
2014-02-10 01:32:28 PM  

neversubmit: Not a bad way to go.


Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
 
2014-02-10 01:33:27 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought alcohol was supposed to keep you warm? Or am I thinking of gasoline...


That just keeps your motor running.

/ He was a young boy
 
2014-02-10 01:33:37 PM  
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2014-02-10 01:36:08 PM  
 
2014-02-10 01:36:28 PM  
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I should have had the schnapps.
 
2014-02-10 01:37:18 PM  
 David Hallman III

Back to the drawing board, Dad.
 
2014-02-10 01:38:02 PM  

BafflerMeal: [yourweatherblog.com image 300x218]
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http://mentalfloss.com/article/20908/why-are-st-bernards-always-depi ct ed-barrels-around-their-necks
 
2014-02-10 01:38:11 PM  
www.poopthereitis.com
 
2014-02-10 01:38:51 PM  
If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.
 
2014-02-10 01:40:50 PM  
Welcome to fark,blah blah blah.

Imagine the call to the parents.
 
2014-02-10 01:40:56 PM  
Nothing wrong with sleeping outside when you're drunk.

/as long as you live in Southern California and it therefore never gets cold enough for you to freeze
 
2014-02-10 01:41:19 PM  
Go home, drunk brain, you drunk.
 
2014-02-10 01:41:33 PM  
the sad part is if he had done that in summer or in florida, he'd be just fine today.
 
2014-02-10 01:41:34 PM  

PreMortem: Shoulda been drinking schnapps (sp). It keeps you warm.


Round here we fill our flasks with snowshoe for outdoor winter activities. Equal parts brandy and peppermint schnapps, way more delicious than it sounds, step it up to rumpleminze if you want an extra kick.
 
2014-02-10 01:42:14 PM  

miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.


Pro tip hint: Pick the buddy that doesn't have some combination of "brutal" and "anal" in his search history.
 
2014-02-10 01:42:15 PM  
Again?
http://grayslake.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/hypothermia-offi ci al-cause-of-joey-frase-death

Note to hip youngsters: Sure, you're invulnerable, but you shouldn't wear shorts when there's snow on the ground, and consider putting on more than a hoodie.
 
2014-02-10 01:42:17 PM  
Here's hoping another History major won't repeat this History major's mistake.
 
2014-02-10 01:42:37 PM  
I once woke up in the middle of the night to open my window and let some air in. As I lifted the blinds to open the window, I noticed that my neighbour was passed out on the front lawn/driveway. I watched her for a second to see if she was breathing, then I went back to sleep. She was gone by morning. She survived.
 
2014-02-10 01:42:43 PM  

Pitabred: neversubmit: Not a bad way to go.

Not a painful way to go, no. It is a pretty bad way to go, though.


"There are no good ways, ensign."  Captain James T. Kirk
 
2014-02-10 01:44:02 PM  
One of my adult acquaintance's father was not allowed to drink in the house and so on a night that was so bad he couldn't drive to a bar he drank in his car in his own driveway and his family found him  there, dead, in the morning.  It was snowing heavily and below zero that night  and the car was off.
 
2014-02-10 01:44:03 PM  
Maybe he had a smart dog but made the mistake of building his fire under a snow-laden pine?
 
2014-02-10 01:44:10 PM  

miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.


That doesn't always work either.
 
2014-02-10 01:46:13 PM  

Pitabred: BafflerMeal: [yourweatherblog.com image 300x218]
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[kinofilms.tv image 320x210]

http://mentalfloss.com/article/20908/why-are-st-bernards-always-depi ct ed-barrels-around-their-necks


Neat.  Did not know that.  Thx.
 
2014-02-10 01:47:44 PM  

PreMortem: Shoulda been drinking schnapps (sp). It keeps you warm.


Mythbusters disproved this on the very first episode of the series I believe.  They drank, then measured their body heat using infrared.

The results:
Alcohol does not make you warmer.  You just don't care if it's cold or not when drunk.
 
2014-02-10 01:48:26 PM  
CSB
I got hammered one night freshman year of college, and instead of driving home I decided to walk back to the dorms. Maybe 2 miles max. Ended up past out in the middle of a street. The first thing I remember waking up to was me in the back seat of a police car hearing the officer on the radio saying "Yeah we picked up a guy, he doesn't even know his own name or where he lives and he has no I.D", so I interrupt him and say "My name is The_Hairy_Gooch, and I live at Prospector Hall at the dorms". He stops looks back, laughs, and says "He's responsive now". They proceed to give me a ride home, and that's it. I was underage and in hand cuffs expecting to go to jail and these nice guys just gave me a lift home. Thinking on it now I'm glad the cops found me first instead of getting ran over by some random car. Oh man the number of times I should have died in life already lol

/end csb
 
2014-02-10 01:48:39 PM  

miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.


Yeah, cause dying alone sucks.
 
2014-02-10 01:48:48 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Here's hoping another History major won't repeat this History major's mistake.


funnyinternetmemes.com
 
2014-02-10 01:49:51 PM  

lemurs: miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.

That doesn't always work either.


So they dropped her off but didn't make sure she made it inside? That's unfortunate, I'm often DD for when friends go out (I'm a lightweight and can't keep up with them anyway) and we always make sure someone makes it in the door before we go to the next drop off. Inserting a key in the dark basically becomes brain surgery after a rough night.

ElLoco: Pro tip hint: Pick the buddy that doesn't have some combination of "brutal" and "anal" in his search history.


Chances are he furiously rubbed one out before the night started. That combined with the whiskey-dick means their buddy is relatively safe.
 
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