PreMortem: Shoulda been drinking schnapps (sp). It keeps you warm.
Fano: Better than anything Ambient Walrus ever told me to do.
neversubmit: Not a bad way to go.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought alcohol was supposed to keep you warm? Or am I thinking of gasoline...
BafflerMeal: [yourweatherblog.com image 300x218][i1.ytimg.com image 480x360][kinofilms.tv image 320x210]
miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.
Pitabred: neversubmit: Not a bad way to go.Not a painful way to go, no. It is a pretty bad way to go, though.
Pitabred: BafflerMeal: [yourweatherblog.com image 300x218][i1.ytimg.com image 480x360][kinofilms.tv image 320x210]http://mentalfloss.com/article/20908/why-are-st-bernards-always-depi ct ed-barrels-around-their-necks
Harry Freakstorm: Here's hoping another History major won't repeat this History major's mistake.
lemurs: miss diminutive: If you're going to get that hammered, use the buddy system.That doesn't always work either.
ElLoco: Pro tip hint: Pick the buddy that doesn't have some combination of "brutal" and "anal" in his search history.
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