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2014-02-10 12:18:44 PM  
So he hit two of them, but missed the third one?

Ski one penalty lap and get back in the race. You can still catch the Norwegian.
 
2014-02-10 12:25:17 PM  
Good.
But you need more range time.
 
2014-02-10 12:35:23 PM  
If only people were so rabidly pro-union as they are pro-second amendment we wouldn't have these robberies as often

Poverty begets crime. Drugs begets poverty. Misery begets drugs.
 
2014-02-10 12:44:29 PM  
Will gladly sing praises to the homeowner:

www.pure7studios.com
 
2014-02-10 12:51:42 PM  
The homeowner was a fox?
 
2014-02-10 12:52:11 PM  
yeah, let me go get my crying towel.  I'll be right back...
 
2014-02-10 01:13:05 PM  
I love a story with a happy ending.
 
2014-02-10 01:19:03 PM  
"But...Why!?"

"Because I was home, you sh*tmasked motherf*cker."
 
2014-02-10 01:21:44 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I love a story with a happy ending.


for once, I agree with you.
 
2014-02-10 01:35:59 PM  
But remember, only the police should have guns.
 
2014-02-10 01:49:55 PM  

ManateeGag: Dancin_In_Anson: I love a story with a happy ending.

for once, I agree with you.


that was an awful story, only 1 out of 3 were killed.
 
2014-02-10 01:50:11 PM  
image.blingee.com
 
2014-02-10 01:50:34 PM  
Fail?  Did the big, bad gun scare you subby?

Homeowner should get a medal.
 
2014-02-10 01:50:42 PM  
As a pro-gun rights farker, I say confidently that there's not enough info in that story to draw any conclusion, other than there's a dead guy leaking on the rug.
 
2014-02-10 01:51:05 PM  

mr_a: So he hit two of them, but missed the third one?

Ski one penalty lap and get back in the race. You can still catch the Norwegian.


Killed one, second had multiple gunshot wounds. I'm willing to give him a little leniency.
 
2014-02-10 01:52:11 PM  

kronicfeld: The homeowner was a fox?


She was pretty cute, but I don't know if I'd call her that.
 
2014-02-10 01:52:39 PM  

cman: If only people were so rabidly pro-union as they are pro-second amendment we wouldn't have these robberies as often

Poverty begets crime. Drugs begets poverty. Misery begets drugs.


8/10, nicely disguised.
Troll on, dude.
 
2014-02-10 01:53:16 PM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com
Pic of the suspects who escaped
 
2014-02-10 01:53:38 PM  
How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?
 
2014-02-10 01:53:57 PM  

Silly_Sot: cman: If only people were so rabidly pro-union as they are pro-second amendment we wouldn't have these robberies as often

Poverty begets crime. Drugs begets poverty. Misery begets drugs.

8/10, nicely disguised.
Troll on, dude.


Not really, basic economics gave him away.
5/10
 
2014-02-10 01:54:34 PM  
braden walker?
 
2014-02-10 01:55:24 PM  

cman: If only people were so rabidly pro-union as they are pro-second amendment we wouldn't have these robberies as often

Poverty begets crime. Drugs begets poverty. Misery begets drugs.


I'm pro-union and pro-gun, and I'm happy to hear the story turned out the way it did.

/not all criminals are poor people just trying to get by in a hard world
//some of them are just assholes
 
2014-02-10 01:55:24 PM  
Guns kill people... guns occasionally miss.
 
2014-02-10 01:56:26 PM  

Silly_Sot: cman: If only people were so rabidly pro-union as they are pro-second amendment we wouldn't have these robberies as often

Poverty begets crime. Drugs begets poverty. Misery begets drugs.

8/10, nicely disguised.
Troll on, dude.


ah, damn, I shoulda looked at the poster's name
 
2014-02-10 01:57:02 PM  
Hero tag for the homeowner.
 
2014-02-10 01:57:09 PM  

diaphoresis: Guns kill people... guns occasionally miss.


This is why there needs to be more gun control.  If the homeowner had more gun control, none of them would have gotten away.
/get back to the range.
 
2014-02-10 01:57:09 PM  
they found a deceased man who had appeared to have been shot,

Appeared to have been shot?
I'm pretty sure you'll know if someone has been shot or not.
 
2014-02-10 01:57:18 PM  

Silly_Sot: How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?


not as fast a whiny conservative plays the victim apparently.
 
2014-02-10 01:57:29 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: As a pro-gun rights farker, I say confidently that there's not enough info in that story to draw any conclusion, other than there's a dead guy leaking on the rug.


As a cop I DEFINITELY would want to see more information on this. There's a LOT of holes in this account. That's some fine reporting there, Lou.
 
2014-02-10 01:57:42 PM  

Silly_Sot: How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?


About as soon as your other fantasy of farking Amanda Knox happens.
 
2014-02-10 01:57:58 PM  
It's too bad we live in a society where this guy will probably be charged with defending his home.

I just saw a news story where a guy went to jail for shooting someone that broke into his business when it was closed. The reporter asked a lawyer about the law (in my state, which is illinois) , and the lawyer basically said if someone kicks in your door, you can shoot them. Anything less and you can be charged.
 
2014-02-10 01:58:38 PM  

darch: Galloping Galoshes: As a pro-gun rights farker, I say confidently that there's not enough info in that story to draw any conclusion, other than there's a dead guy leaking on the rug.

As a cop I DEFINITELY would want to see more information on this. There's a LOT of holes in this account. That's some fine reporting there, Lou.


Some holes in the dead guy, too, apparently.
 
2014-02-10 01:58:50 PM  

Silly_Sot: How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?


I seriously doubt you'll see people advocating the prosecution of somebody defending themselves in a home invasion no matter how liberal they are, but please continue trolling...
 
2014-02-10 01:58:50 PM  
Assuming the knocker is outside the house, and therefore the invader, and the knockee is inside the house, we should never get to the "home invasion who?" question of the joke.

Should have been:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Home Invasion.

powpowpowpowpow *calls police* Sorry officer, I don't know the last name of the dead man on my floor, we didn't get that far.
 
2014-02-10 01:59:26 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-02-10 01:59:42 PM  

Headso: Silly_Sot: How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?

not as fast a whiny conservative plays the victim apparently.


I GOT ONE!
I GOT ONE!
 
2014-02-10 01:59:58 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: As a pro-gun rights farker, I say confidently that there's not enough info in that story to draw any conclusion, other than there's a dead guy leaking on the rug.


I'm not very pro-gun,  but you pretty much right about that.   Isn't 5:28 an odd time for a home invasion?
 
2014-02-10 02:00:17 PM  

MrSplifferton: Silly_Sot: How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?

About as soon as your other fantasy of farking Amanda Knox happens.


TWO!
I GOT TWO!
 
2014-02-10 02:00:55 PM  

kronicfeld: The homeowner was a fox?


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 02:01:25 PM  

Silly_Sot: How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?


That part usually comes right after the "he-was-a-good-kid-and-was-turning-his-life-around" sob story from the parents of the recently departed.
 
2014-02-10 02:02:26 PM  
Since this happened in the Bay Area, I am sure the home owner now faces murder charges and weapons charges.
 
2014-02-10 02:02:31 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Galloping Galoshes: As a pro-gun rights farker, I say confidently that there's not enough info in that story to draw any conclusion, other than there's a dead guy leaking on the rug.

I'm not very pro-gun,  but you pretty much right about that.   Isn't 5:28 an odd time for a home invasion?


I'm not familiar with the hours home invaders keep, but this could be anything from a straightforward home invasion to a bad drug deal.
 
2014-02-10 02:03:21 PM  
sonofalich.com
 
2014-02-10 02:03:51 PM  

cman: If only people were so rabidly pro-union as they are pro-second amendment we wouldn't have these robberies as often

Poverty begets crime. Drugs begets poverty. Misery begets drugs.


Some of us are pro union and pro gun. Quite a few more people than I think you realize. There are even people that support all 10 rights in the Bill of Rights.
 
2014-02-10 02:05:16 PM  

AngryDragon: Fail?  Did the big, bad gun scare you subby?

Homeowner should get a medal.


Everybody point and laugh at the shrieking idiot.
 
2014-02-10 02:05:25 PM  

onyxruby: There are even people that support all 10 rights in the Bill of Rights.


Too bad not enough sit on the Supreme Court.
 
2014-02-10 02:05:54 PM  

onyxruby: cman: If only people were so rabidly pro-union as they are pro-second amendment we wouldn't have these robberies as often

Poverty begets crime. Drugs begets poverty. Misery begets drugs.

Some of us are pro union and pro gun. Quite a few more people than I think you realize. There are even people that support all 10 rights in the Bill of Rights.


Unfortunately, the ACLU are not a part of those people.  Sad.
 
2014-02-10 02:06:27 PM  

CanuckInCA: Silly_Sot: How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?

I seriously doubt you'll see people advocating the prosecution of somebody defending themselves in a home invasion no matter how liberal they are, but please continue trolling...


Sadly the law in several states requires you to do exactly that.
 
2014-02-10 02:06:29 PM  
I. Am. Your singing telegram.
 
2014-02-10 02:06:39 PM  

Silly_Sot: MrSplifferton: Silly_Sot: How long before liberal outrage demands the resident be prosecuted for daring to have a firearm and use it in legitimate self-defense?

About as soon as your other fantasy of farking Amanda Knox happens.

TWO!
I GOT TWO!

 
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