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(BBC)   It's complicated but totally worth it: "A man has been jailed for three years for robbing a nightclub boss who claimed he had been kidnapped by a group of lapdancers." And there's photos of everyone involved. It's like a perfect Fark link   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 60
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2014-02-10 01:48:29 PM  
BBC?  I ok with this.
 
2014-02-10 01:58:09 PM  

Stratohead: jst3p: Sin_City_Superhero: Women who disrobe in public are to be commended.

Careful what you wish for...

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What is a Juggalo?


A rock groupie after a lobotomy.
 
2014-02-10 02:09:47 PM  

jst3p: Sin_City_Superhero: Women who disrobe in public are to be commended.

Careful what you wish for...

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The great thing about a woman like that...when you inevitably get tired of her shiat, and decide to leave, it ain't like she's gonna chase you down. You just distract her with a bucket of fried chicken, and make your escape. Easy-peasy mac & cheesy!
 
2014-02-10 03:25:55 PM  
That third one, I couldn't get it up for her with a tow truck.
 
2014-02-10 04:04:03 PM  

Stratohead: jst3p: Sin_City_Superhero: Women who disrobe in public are to be commended.

Careful what you wish for...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x257]

What is a Juggalo?


A cretinous embarrassment to the United States that walks around free because we closed the state mental institutions.  
Evidence of the diminished mental capacity is that they routinely listen to Insane Clown Posse and drink Faygo (a horrendous carbonated beverage unfit for consumption by anyone who respects their health).
 
2014-02-10 05:41:59 PM  

brimed03: 99.998er: jst3p: Can someone diagram this for me? I am not following.

Sure. The victim had a "pop-up" night club event. British equivalent to an off-premised shindig. He stiffed the club owner and her workers of promised fee. Club owner hired thug to kidnap and rob victim for fees owed.

Nope. The victim owns a nightclub. He had a pop-up event at an off-site festival, and hired three lapdancers to work it (work it, work it). Owing them £42k after the event, he instead hired the perp to kidnap him and then blamed it on the lapdancers and their manager.

For whatever reason, apparently only the perp went to jail.

/my read
//who wants to take a crack at it next?


The original story points out that these girls actually cost him the 'pop up' nightclub.

They signed contracts saying they wouldn't remove their shirts/display nipples, something like that, as that was one of the items HE had to follow to rent out the space.  They got 3 warnings when they did it anyway (bigger tips or something), and the police shut his event down, 2 days early.  So basically their actions torpedoed his club.

The contract said that if they broke the rules, they didn't get anything, so, they didn't.

He, himself, didn't get as much as he expected, and legally, apparently, he owes the girls nothing.  I myself was surprised he didn't sue them, but I don't know about english law in this regard.

Anyway, so they got this big guy to threaten him, throw him in the back of a car, and then robbed him at knife point of a swanky watch and his wallet, and then ditched him and the car, telling him that he still owed all the money or they'd cut/kill him.

Later, the police found the watch hidden up the ass of the hood's brother, though they claimed the club owner had 'just given it to them for no reason and they weren't sure why.'  Also, they claimed to not have any knife, but a knife exactly matching the description of the one the club owner claimed they pulled on him was found in their possession.  They were surprised to note it was there.

It's more or less obvious that the women got the guy to do it, and the guy got his brother to attempt to hide evidence, but my question is why they're not being charged as accessories?
 
2014-02-10 05:52:39 PM  

Thelyphthoric: Anayalator: [i.imgur.com image 610x343]

So, something for everyone then?


*whispers* A tragedy tonight. *whispers*

/ everybody ought to have a maid
 
2014-02-10 05:54:37 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: jst3p: Sin_City_Superhero: Women who disrobe in public are to be commended.

Careful what you wish for...



The great thing about a woman like that...when you inevitably get tired of her shiat, and decide to leave, it ain't like she's gonna chase you down. You just distract her with a bucket of fried chicken, and make your escape. Easy-peasy mac & cheesy!


You'd need to put a rodeo clown on retainer for grocery day.
 
2014-02-10 05:57:17 PM  

OgreMagi: Stratohead: jst3p: Sin_City_Superhero: Women who disrobe in public are to be commended.

Careful what you wish for...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x257]

What is a Juggalo?

A rock groupie after a lobotomy.


That's not fair to the lobotomized; even they have more sense than the Juggali (juggalos?)
 
2014-02-10 09:12:58 PM  

exick: Here's what #3 looks like from the important angle.
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Cowabunga, Buffalo Bob.....
 
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