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(STV.tv)   Residents of Scottish town are being ordered not to cry. DO NOT CRY, DUMFRIES. IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT   (news.stv.tv) divider line 21
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2014-02-10 11:28:03 AM  
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2014-02-10 12:16:52 PM  
Now if it were a beer or whiskey tanker................
 
2014-02-10 12:21:23 PM  
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2014-02-10 12:23:32 PM  
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2014-02-10 12:23:36 PM  
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2014-02-10 12:34:17 PM  
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2014-02-10 12:50:58 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Now if it were a beer or whiskey tanker................


Or Irn-Bru.
 
2014-02-10 01:00:06 PM  
Oh, I get it. "Because it's spilled milk" hahahahahano.
 
2014-02-10 01:09:11 PM  
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I don't want no more tears shed for me, ya hear?
 
2014-02-10 01:16:59 PM  
Meh. Never could get their big girls to cry anyway....
 
2014-02-10 02:16:58 PM  

jedikinkoid: Oh, I get it. "Because it's spilled milk" hahahahahano.


From The Article:

A spokeswoman for Scotland Transerv, which manages the trunk road network in south west Scotland, confirmed no milk had been spilled in the incident.

So, nothing to see here.
 
2014-02-10 02:20:12 PM  
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2014-02-10 02:32:12 PM  
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2014-02-10 02:36:51 PM  
I dropped a whole gallon of milk while grocery shopping and I didn't  want to cry,I was just super embarrassed and helped clean it up.
 
2014-02-10 02:47:46 PM  
Speaking of milk, I was down in Florida last week and found that fabled, best chocolate milk ever sold, "Promised Land" brand at a Publix. It was dammed tasty....
 
2014-02-10 03:01:14 PM  

jedikinkoid: Oh, I get it. "Because it's spilled milk" hahahahahano.


Know how I know you dnrtfa?
 
2014-02-10 10:21:53 PM  
1 gurl was in the hospital waiting for a vagina transplant. the nite b4 her operation her boyfreinds cam to see her. he says "I luv u". When she wakes up her boyfriend isn't there. She asks her dad where he is. Dad says, your boyfirend donated his vagina. report if u crid.
 
2014-02-11 12:43:03 AM  
I went to high school in the metropolis of Dumfries, VA.

/CSB
 
2014-02-11 08:37:05 AM  
I can't parse this.

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morg: 1 gurl was in the hospital waiting for a vagina transplant. the nite b4 her operation her boyfreinds cam to see her. he says "I luv u". When she wakes up her boyfriend isn't there. She asks her dad where he is. Dad says, your boyfirend donated his vagina. report if u crid.

 
2014-02-11 01:16:43 PM  
Well, according to the sign, it was a diversion, and they should be enjoying themselves.
 
2014-02-11 06:07:08 PM  

dittybopper: [www.mania.com image 600x280]

I don't want no more tears shed for me, ya hear?


Bravo. Nicely Played,Dittybopper. Nicely Played.
 
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