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2014-02-10 09:02:01 AM
Police tracked down the shooter at her home because she left her cellphone number at the restaurant so the manager could return her call to discuss the wrong orders.

Damn fine police work.
 
2014-02-10 09:29:26 AM
This is what you get when the only cop in sight is armed with a whistle.

everyoneisstupidbutme.com
 
2014-02-10 09:33:58 AM
So much for "an armed society is a polite society." That was downright rude of her to do.
 
2014-02-10 09:52:51 AM
Shaneka Monique Torres doesn't wanna be your buddy, Rick.
 
2014-02-10 10:02:15 AM
Gimme a goddamn Happy Meal.
 
2014-02-10 10:28:16 AM
If only the workers would have had a gun, none of this would have happened.
 
2014-02-10 10:28:45 AM
About ten years ago, I was eating in a McDonald's in New Orleans, and some guy threatened to shoot everyone behind the counter in the face if his fries weren't hot and fresh. I pretty much stick to going through the drive-thru nowadays.
 
2014-02-10 10:29:32 AM
To be fair, who hasn't felt like doing that when McDonald's gets your order wrong?
 
2014-02-10 10:30:23 AM
I didn't know it was two wrong orders means a shooting....brb, gotta go shoot up the McD's down the road.

/they mess up an order every other time I go there
//Dad's obsessed with their Biscuits and Gravy.
///Gets mine from the locally owned donut shop because it's better and cheaper
 
2014-02-10 10:31:59 AM

Molavian: To be fair, who hasn't felt like doing that when McDonald's gets your order wrong?


uh, me.
 
2014-02-10 10:32:28 AM
Now they're going to want a raise and combat pay
 
2014-02-10 10:32:50 AM
Working while bullets fly through the restaurant is still safer than eating there.
 
2014-02-10 10:32:59 AM
Sisqo has really fallen on hard times.
 
2014-02-10 10:33:14 AM
Last time they got my order wrong, I got somebody else's order, with a LOT more food than I ordered, so I am getting a real kick, etc.
 
2014-02-10 10:34:58 AM

Kome: So much for "an armed society is a polite society." That was downright rude of her to do.


Saw that one yesterday
Begs to differ
 
2014-02-10 10:35:26 AM
Let me guess. Here was the order:

"I want a Mac Double with real onions not the chopped ones. Tomatoes and lettuce to the side. A Diet Coke with light ice and a value fry with light salt. I need 20 napkins, ten ketchups and some BBQ dipping sauce."

She is in every car that has been in front of me at McDonalds. The ice is never light. The fries are too salty or not salty enough. The lettuce and tomatoes that are wrapped in a hamburger wrapper seems to be a crime against humanity.
 
2014-02-10 10:36:24 AM
I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.
 
2014-02-10 10:37:12 AM

Molavian: To be fair, who hasn't felt like doing that when McDonald's gets your order wrong?


Depends on the context. A new place or only an order wrong every year or so is one thing, but when orders are wrong every other visit ya just want to toss a grenade through the drive thru window.

/they're actually drive BY windows
//well, some people drive through them
///technically correct, the best kind
 
2014-02-10 10:42:00 AM
In my town, the Burger King is much, much worse than the McDonald's when it comes to screwing up orders.  I've stopped going to my local Burger King because whenever I do, one of the following happens:

They screw up my order.

Or

My food takes forever, and when they finally give it to me it's cold.
 
2014-02-10 10:43:39 AM

darkjezter: In my town, the Burger King is much, much worse than the McDonald's when it comes to screwing up orders.  I've stopped going to my local Burger King because whenever I do, one of the following happens:

They screw up my order.

Or

My food takes forever, and when they finally give it to me it's cold.


Maybe they don't like you.
 
2014-02-10 10:44:29 AM
Oh, and one more thing about my local Burger King.  If I complain to them about them messing up my order and give it back to them, they act like I'm the asshole and only grudgingly fix it.
 
2014-02-10 10:45:24 AM
They actually mistook the sound of a gunshot for the sound of an exploding coffee pot?!
Not exactly the sharpest peanuts in the terd, huh? But I'm sure they'll have bright futures once they figure out how to drop the fries and what direction to pull them up in.

tvmedia.ign.com
 
2014-02-10 10:45:46 AM
Is now the time to discuss responsible drive-thru control?

/also, lots of fatties in this thread
//prefers Taco Bell
///bah-buh-bah-bah-bah, reloading it
 
2014-02-10 10:46:24 AM

jst3p: darkjezter: In my town, the Burger King is much, much worse than the McDonald's when it comes to screwing up orders.  I've stopped going to my local Burger King because whenever I do, one of the following happens:

They screw up my order.

Or

My food takes forever, and when they finally give it to me it's cold.

Maybe they don't like you.


Well, the staff at my favorite bar like me enough that they regularly give me drinks on the house.  So I guess I'd rather have that than good service at Burger King.
 
2014-02-10 10:46:58 AM

Kome: So much for "an armed society is a polite society." That was downright rude of her to do.


One person isn't a society. In fact, I'd say she was pretty anti-social.
 
2014-02-10 10:48:05 AM
Heres a bright idea people;  STOP EATING AT THOSE PLACES!!  Horrible food and even worse nutrition.  Take back your health.
 
2014-02-10 10:48:40 AM

darkjezter: jst3p: darkjezter: In my town, the Burger King is much, much worse than the McDonald's when it comes to screwing up orders.  I've stopped going to my local Burger King because whenever I do, one of the following happens:

They screw up my order.

Or

My food takes forever, and when they finally give it to me it's cold.

Maybe they don't like you.

Well, the staff at my favorite bar like me enough that they regularly give me drinks on the house.  So I guess I'd rather have that than good service at Burger King.


At least you have priorities in order! Now we need to work on decision making skills...

darkjezter: Oh, and one more thing about my local Burger King.  If I complain to them about them messing up my order and give it back to them, they act like I'm the asshole and only grudgingly fix it.


You send food back? At a fast food place? I hope you like spit-burgers.
 
2014-02-10 10:50:00 AM
In her defense, they in fact "dis-respected her" for botching up her order twice. That's worth a bullet through the window.
 
2014-02-10 10:50:22 AM
Impossible to get the order right when someone speaks Ebonics through a drive-thru microphone.
 
2014-02-10 10:50:50 AM

Nabb1: About ten years ago, I was eating in a McDonald's in New Orleans, and some guy threatened to shoot everyone behind the counter in the face if his fries weren't hot and fresh. I pretty much stick to going through the drive-thru nowadays.


About that safety in the drive-thru

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/18/scott-biumi-georgia-police- pu lls-gun-mcdonalds_n_3111804.html

The kid in the link is a coworker's son.  Nice kid and inconceivable he would have started the altercation
 
2014-02-10 10:50:50 AM

little Jeff: Heres a bright idea people;  STOP EATING AT THOSE PLACES!!  Horrible food and even worse nutrition.  Take back your health.


I just found this place:

3.bp.blogspot.com

I don't care how bad for me it is, freaking delicious.
 
2014-02-10 10:51:45 AM
The last time an onion ring showed up in my order of fries I took an axe to the girl behind the counter.

She looked confused, but she thanked me politely and stored it behind the counter.

/no really, axe to the face for reals
 
2014-02-10 10:52:00 AM
Another responsible gun owner exercising her right to bear arms.
 
2014-02-10 10:53:00 AM
In college, we called our local Burger King "Mystery Bag" due to their constant ineptitude at getting orders correct.  Sometimes the mistakes were in your favor, sometimes not.  Eating at "Mystery Bag" was the closest thing we did to gambling at the time.

The best example of this was the time my roommate and I went to "Mystery Bag"  and ordered only to find our that we were missing a order of onion rings when we got back to the dorms.  We simply wrote the rings off and ate our meal.  A week or so later we went back and ordered just about the same thing and this time remembered to check the bag before we left.  Not only was the order correct but there was a EXTRA order of, you guessed it... Onion rings in the bag.

Yeah, I know.  Cool story, bro.
 
2014-02-10 10:55:03 AM
she left her cellphone number at the restaurant so the manager could return her call to discuss the wrong orders.

Really? has it affected your life so much you need a manager to call and "discuss" it? WTF do you want a root cause and action plan?
 
2014-02-10 11:00:15 AM

Free Radical: Another responsible gun owner exercising her right to bear arms.


DRINK!!!
 
2014-02-10 11:00:23 AM
So, was that her final form? Did they not give her chicken McNuggets?
 
2014-02-10 11:01:11 AM

little Jeff: Heres a bright idea people;  STOP EATING AT THOSE PLACES!!  Horrible food and even worse nutrition.  Take back your health.


You should read my book.

It's called: Eat Right, Exercise, and Die Anyway
 
2014-02-10 11:01:29 AM

little Jeff: Heres a bright idea people;  STOP EATING AT THOSE PLACES!!  Horrible food and even worse nutrition.  Take back your health.


I don't think the kind of gal who puts a bullet through a drive-thru window at 3 a.m. is the real health-conscious type.
 
2014-02-10 11:01:42 AM

Free Radical: Another responsible gun owner exercising her right to bear arms.


I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that at least one of the charges against her will be for illegally possessing the firearm she used.
 
2014-02-10 11:03:27 AM
Shaneka Monique Torres

That's a man, baby.  Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
 
2014-02-10 11:05:06 AM

Free Radical: Another responsible gun owner exercising her right to bear arms.


Nope, these are the "bad guys" the NRA is talking about (ie. dark types).
 
2014-02-10 11:05:45 AM
Is a felony weapons offense anywhere close to attempted murder? Because asshats that fire their weapons at others should be punished pretty damn near what an actual murderer would be. At least two years in jail and a few years of probation.
 
2014-02-10 11:06:08 AM
Grand Rapids.
We're not Flint! Yet......
 
2014-02-10 11:07:16 AM
Felony conviction = Can't vote = +1 for society
 
2014-02-10 11:08:08 AM

zimbomba63: Felony conviction = Can't vote = +1 for society


As if she voted.
 
2014-02-10 11:13:26 AM
They should post this in the Burger King kitchens across the country.
 
2014-02-10 11:13:31 AM

great_tigers: Grand Rapids.
We're not Flint! Yet......


Getting damn close though

/Grew up in Port Huron, my cousin lives in GR
 
2014-02-10 11:13:52 AM

powhound: Is a felony weapons offense anywhere close to attempted murder? Because asshats that fire their weapons at others should be punished pretty damn near what an actual murderer would be. At least two years in jail and a few years of probation.


It would likely be felony aggravated assault, which in Louisiana carries a minimum of five years, add to that any associated gun charges and it would go from there. Assault might be tough since apparently none of these mental giants even knew a gun had been fired at them, so you probably still have a felony gun charge with reckless endangerment added in. But, still, her intent at the very least was to create a reasonable apprehension of imminent harm with a firearm, so I'd go for a bill of aggravated assault at the least, maybe even attempted murder.
 
2014-02-10 11:14:40 AM

Odd Bird: Molavian: To be fair, who hasn't felt like doing that when McDonald's gets your order wrong?

uh, me.


Me too, but if someone tries to take my Arbys curly fries I'll stab them with a spork and rub Horsey Sauce into the wound.

/Nah, just kidding about the sporking.
 
2014-02-10 11:15:23 AM
Lulz,
WOOD T.V.
 
2014-02-10 11:16:00 AM
I've been to this particular McDonald's and I'm not all surprised by any of this.  I went to another McDonald's done the road from this one this morning and they got my order wrong.  They actually doubled it so maybe they're being overly cautious now.
 
2014-02-10 11:18:57 AM

Onkel Buck: great_tigers: Grand Rapids.
We're not Flint! Yet......

Getting damn close though

/Grew up in Port Huron, my cousin lives in GR


Honestly, not even close. There are parts where I wouldn't let my wife walk alone, but overall not bad.
 
2014-02-10 11:21:01 AM
What a picture of McDonald's may look like..

i1.wp.com
 
2014-02-10 11:21:21 AM

kling_klang_bed: They actually mistook the sound of a gunshot for the sound of an exploding coffee pot?!
Not exactly the sharpest peanuts in the terd, huh? But I'm sure they'll have bright futures once they figure out how to drop the fries and what direction to pull them up in.


Yeah what morons, obviously when you hear a loud bang in food service, the first thing you should think is "holy crap someone's shooting up the place!"
 
2014-02-10 11:25:22 AM
Take 2 nuggets and shove them up your ass.
 
2014-02-10 11:25:43 AM
I dont want a large Farva. I want a god dam litre of cola!
 
2014-02-10 11:28:40 AM

Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.


Was a chef. Even in fine dining it is harder to leave something out - force of habit. Tho we almost always did remember.

/will always be grateful for the babysitting-4-kids gig I had in high school. Saved me from fast food
 
2014-02-10 11:30:09 AM
Well SHE won't be granted her CPL any time soon now.
 
2014-02-10 11:36:38 AM

wyltoknow: kling_klang_bed: They actually mistook the sound of a gunshot for the sound of an exploding coffee pot?!
Not exactly the sharpest peanuts in the terd, huh? But I'm sure they'll have bright futures once they figure out how to drop the fries and what direction to pull them up in.

Yeah what morons, obviously when you hear a loud bang in food service, the first thing you should think is "holy crap someone's shooting up the place!"


You've never heard a gunshot outside of a video game or movie, I take it?
 
2014-02-10 11:37:39 AM

lindalouwho: Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.

Was a chef. Even in fine dining it is harder to leave something out - force of habit. Tho we almost always did remember.

/will always be grateful for the babysitting-4-kids gig I had in high school. Saved me from fast food


I've learned over the years to be very apologetic if my food is served with cheese, even if I could not have been more clear about that part of my order. I never mess with food service folks.
 
2014-02-10 11:41:22 AM

darkjezter: Oh, and one more thing about my local Burger King.  If I complain to them about them messing up my order and give it back to them, they act like I'm the asshole and only grudgingly fix it.


We must go to the same BK.  Or used too.  I gave up on the one nearest my house.  There was one on the north side of town that was great, but it closed last year.  And it's sad, because if I do give in to the craving (about twice a year) I really do prefer BK.
 
2014-02-10 11:44:01 AM

kling_klang_bed: You've never heard a gunshot outside of a video game or movie, I take it?


Random observation.  I saw Ride Along yesterday and immediately noticed that the gunshots sounded very realistic.  Not at all like movie gunshots.  I was impressed.
 
2014-02-10 11:46:07 AM

jst3p: zimbomba63: Felony conviction = Can't vote = +1 for society

As if she voted.


Depends on what state you're in; here in PA that law was overturned ages ago. I did voter registration right after that, most wouldn't register most likely to fly under the radar and not let "the man" know where they live - some felons never renew their drivers license for the same reason.

/not a +1 for society to me
//almost a given that they would vote Dem ;-)
 
2014-02-10 11:46:08 AM
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2014-02-10 11:48:17 AM

Anayalator: lindalouwho: Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.

Was a chef. Even in fine dining it is harder to leave something out - force of habit. Tho we almost always did remember.

/will always be grateful for the babysitting-4-kids gig I had in high school. Saved me from fast food

I've learned over the years to be very apologetic if my food is served with cheese, even if I could not have been more clear about that part of my order. I never mess with food service folks.


You think that will keep you safe?  If the place is staffed by a bunch of flunkards or people who don't speak English, you're safer eating treebark.

Ask me about KFC, I dare you.
 
2014-02-10 11:49:42 AM

Nabb1: About ten years ago, I was eating in a McDonald's in New Orleans, and some guy threatened to shoot everyone behind the counter in the face if his fries weren't hot and fresh. I pretty much stick to going through the drive-thru nowadays.


It was always debatable which of the canal st. mcdonalds was the world's grimmest. Since I've moved to l.a. I now know it is the mcdonalds on sunset in Hollywood.
 
2014-02-10 11:49:43 AM

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2014-02-10 11:54:00 AM

Odd Bird: Anayalator: lindalouwho: Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.

Was a chef. Even in fine dining it is harder to leave something out - force of habit. Tho we almost always did remember.

/will always be grateful for the babysitting-4-kids gig I had in high school. Saved me from fast food

I've learned over the years to be very apologetic if my food is served with cheese, even if I could not have been more clear about that part of my order. I never mess with food service folks.

You think that will keep you safe?  If the place is staffed by a bunch of flunkards or people who don't speak English, you're safer eating treebark.

Ask me about KFC, I dare you.


Let me guess...you were a flunkard?
 
2014-02-10 11:56:12 AM

dascott: The last time an onion ring showed up in my order of fries I took an axe to the girl behind the counter.

She looked confused, but she thanked me politely and stored it behind the counter.

/no really, axe to the face for reals


I never get what I axe for.
 
2014-02-10 12:07:36 PM
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-10 12:09:22 PM

Anayalator: Odd Bird: Ask me about KFC, I dare you.

Let me guess...you were a flunkard?


No.
KFC - I took the kids there, we ordered our food and I sent them to wash their hands.  They came back and informed me there was no soap.  I take a look; there's no soap or soap dispenser.
I returned to the counter and asked the ESL 101 failure where the staff washed their hands.  Apparently if the word isn't on the menu, they haven't heard it.  After about 5 minutes someone figures out they have a health code "you're closed" violation scenario unfolding.
 
2014-02-10 12:11:56 PM

Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.


Oh look, the morons who have never worked a day of fast food in their lives are here.
 
2014-02-10 12:12:57 PM
Well, see this is why we have to restrict the magazine capacities of guns owned by non crime committing white males, THINK OF THE MCCHILDREN.
 
2014-02-10 12:13:07 PM
Why do you people continue to patronize places that are continually screwing up your order? Once, I can see, but when you whine about them doing it every single time you go there, the problem is not with them.
 
2014-02-10 12:14:07 PM
Anayalator:
I've learned over the years to be very apologetic if my food is served with cheese, even if I could not have been more clear about that part of my order. I never mess with food service folks.

I've discovered that if you VERY politely and calmly explain something to them while glaring at them you hit a nice middle ground.  They realize you're pissed, but they also realize you're not screaming at them like a half dozen other people that day.  I scored a free sandwich and a cookie from the local deli after they screwed my order.

Me: "Excuse me, I've been waiting on a cold sandwich for 30 minutes." [glaring]
Deli Girl: "Let me check on that for you."  [Heard a bunch of shouting and scrambling]
Deli Girl:  "Do you want a free sandwich on your next visit?"
Me: "Sure." [continue glaring]
Deli Girl: [I get sammich and card for free food] "Do you want a piece of cake or a cookie or something?  I feel really bad..."
 
2014-02-10 12:18:17 PM
It would really help if they had the menus in a type of Spanglesh/Ebonic hybrid. Like some kind of fast food Rosetta Stone.

Maybe if I ordered "Dos cheebuggah and a sis peace macnugget and some BBQ sauce wif dat, por favor" they'd actually get it right.
 
2014-02-10 12:19:58 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Why do you people continue to patronize places that are continually screwing up your order? Once, I can see, but when you whine about them doing it every single time you go there, the problem is not with them.


Because I need something to eat after I get out at work at 5:15 but I need to get to class by 6.  The drive takes 30 minutes with traffic and there is nothing else quick on the way.

I can deal with mistakes.  Food is food.  The errors in my order never are in my favor though.  I am getting really irritated about that.
 
2014-02-10 12:21:20 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.

Oh look, the morons who have never worked a day of fast food in their lives are here.


Actually I think the fact that I have never worked a day of fast food in my life is evidence of my not being a moron.

/not implying that anyone who has, is.
//just that all morons probably have
 
2014-02-10 12:30:35 PM

twiztedjustin: Well, see this is why we have to restrict the magazine capacities of guns owned by non crime committing white males, THINK OF THE MCCHILDREN.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-10 12:30:52 PM

dj245: The My Little Pony Killer: Why do you people continue to patronize places that are continually screwing up your order? Once, I can see, but when you whine about them doing it every single time you go there, the problem is not with them.

Because I need something to eat after I get out at work at 5:15 but I need to get to class by 6.  The drive takes 30 minutes with traffic and there is nothing else quick on the way.

I can deal with mistakes.  Food is food.  The errors in my order never are in my favor though.  I am getting really irritated about that.


So pack yourself a lunch. Problem solved!

/you *do* know how to spread peanut butter and jelly on two slices of bread, right?
 
2014-02-10 12:32:45 PM
Actually, mistaking a gunshot for anything else is pretty easy.  I was at an arcade/pool hall/drug den in a sketchy area at 16 and heard a *bang* that my mind registered as a guy getting angry at Street Fighter and bashing the machine.  Which, given the state the sticks were in, was pretty understandable.  Me and my friend were just standing there, pool sticks in hand, as the rest of the patrons (okay, the black people, which was everyone but us) were diving behind machines or running to the bathroom (to, uh, clean their shorts?  Well, in a manner of speaking, I guess)

The helpful black man that had belly flopped behind the pool table I was using pulled me down by the back of my shirt while my friend continued to gape.  "Street smarts" in a nutshell, folks.

(they hired a guy to stand at the door and wand everyone after that.  So we could Mortal Kombat without the Mortal Kombat)
 
2014-02-10 12:35:50 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Let me guess. Here was the order:

"I want a Mac Double with real onions not the chopped ones. Tomatoes and lettuce to the side. A Diet Coke with light ice and a value fry with light salt. I need 20 napkins, ten ketchups and some BBQ dipping sauce."

She is in every car that has been in front of me at McDonalds. The ice is never light. The fries are too salty or not salty enough. The lettuce and tomatoes that are wrapped in a hamburger wrapper seems to be a crime against humanity.


This. It's always amusing to me when people are particular about their order at a fast food place.

Just order regular food off the goddam menu. It's all equally cruddy, don't try to fancy it up by making it a "special" order (AKA, the Pain in the Ass Meal). Scrape the condiments you don't want off the sandwich and proceed.

If you have special dietary needs, I'd suggest not going to a fast food place.
 
2014-02-10 12:38:03 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: dj245: The My Little Pony Killer: Why do you people continue to patronize places that are continually screwing up your order? Once, I can see, but when you whine about them doing it every single time you go there, the problem is not with them.

Because I need something to eat after I get out at work at 5:15 but I need to get to class by 6.  The drive takes 30 minutes with traffic and there is nothing else quick on the way.

I can deal with mistakes.  Food is food.  The errors in my order never are in my favor though.  I am getting really irritated about that.

So pack yourself a lunch. Problem solved!

/you *do* know how to spread peanut butter and jelly on two slices of bread, right?


Pack a lunch?!?!  *GROAN*

But, that will require 5 minutes of planning and a little bit of forsight. FARK! Why can't I just do things the absolute easiest way and complain that people aren;t making it easier?
 
2014-02-10 12:44:51 PM
I thought this kind of stuff only happens at Burger Shot.
 
2014-02-10 12:48:42 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Harry Freakstorm: Let me guess. Here was the order:

"I want a Mac Double with real onions not the chopped ones. Tomatoes and lettuce to the side. A Diet Coke with light ice and a value fry with light salt. I need 20 napkins, ten ketchups and some BBQ dipping sauce."

She is in every car that has been in front of me at McDonalds. The ice is never light. The fries are too salty or not salty enough. The lettuce and tomatoes that are wrapped in a hamburger wrapper seems to be a crime against humanity.

This. It's always amusing to me when people are particular about their order at a fast food place.

Just order regular food off the goddam menu. It's all equally cruddy, don't try to fancy it up by making it a "special" order (AKA, the Pain in the Ass Meal). Scrape the condiments you don't want off the sandwich and proceed.

If you have special dietary needs, I'd suggest not going to a fast food place.


And if you take off ingredients in a bid to get "fresher" food, you're only fooling yourself. They have a little bit of EVERYTHING pre-made, including your McDouble with no cheese hold the onions. It's been sitting on the warmer for a good 15 minutes waiting for you.

/of course, people would know this if they had ever been forced to work at one of these places...
//also amusing to see Farkers who would complain that fast food workers don't deserve living wages also turn around to whine that fast food workers don't give a flying fark about their order
 
2014-02-10 12:51:30 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Harry Freakstorm: Let me guess. Here was the order:

"I want a Mac Double with real onions not the chopped ones. Tomatoes and lettuce to the side. A Diet Coke with light ice and a value fry with light salt. I need 20 napkins, ten ketchups and some BBQ dipping sauce."

She is in every car that has been in front of me at McDonalds. The ice is never light. The fries are too salty or not salty enough. The lettuce and tomatoes that are wrapped in a hamburger wrapper seems to be a crime against humanity.

This. It's always amusing to me when people are particular about their order at a fast food place.

Just order regular food off the goddam menu. It's all equally cruddy, don't try to fancy it up by making it a "special" order (AKA, the Pain in the Ass Meal). Scrape the condiments you don't want off the sandwich and proceed.

If you have special dietary needs, I'd suggest not going to a fast food place.


And if you take off ingredients in a bid to get "fresher" food, you're only fooling yourself. They have a little bit of EVERYTHING pre-made, including your McDouble with no cheese hold the onions. It's been sitting on the warmer for a good 15 minutes waiting for you.


I don't know where you get this, it used to be true but for a long time now when I go to McDs I literally watch them assemble the burgers.
 
2014-02-10 12:52:19 PM
I was at the counter at a McDonald's during a slow period (around 3:00pm). I was the only customer in the place. I ordered a Quarter Pounder with fries and out of no where the two girls behind the counter got into a slugfest right before my eyes, pulling hair, punching, kicking, etc. My burger went flying and the fight lasted for over 5 minutes before anybody from the kitchen came out to break it up. I did get a fresh burger, however.
 
2014-02-10 12:54:02 PM

darkjezter: Oh, and one more thing about my local Burger King.  If I complain to them about them messing up my order and give it back to them, they act like I'm the asshole and only grudgingly fix it.


And they take your burger and wipe it on the greasy floor then spit on the bun.  Mmmmmmmm.......I'm lovin' it!
 
2014-02-10 01:01:14 PM

beakgeek: darkjezter: Oh, and one more thing about my local Burger King.  If I complain to them about them messing up my order and give it back to them, they act like I'm the asshole and only grudgingly fix it.

And they take your burger and wipe it on the greasy floor then spit on the bun.  Mmmmmmmm.......I'm lovin' it!


That smear isn't grease and it's not from the floor.
 
2014-02-10 01:05:14 PM

99.998er: I was at the counter at a McDonald's during a slow period (around 3:00pm). I was the only customer in the place. I ordered a Quarter Pounder with fries and out of no where the two girls behind the counter got into a slugfest right before my eyes, pulling hair, punching, kicking, etc. My burger went flying and the fight lasted for over 5 minutes before anybody from the kitchen came out to break it up. I did get a fresh burger, however.


Dinner and a show, what a bargain!
 
2014-02-10 01:09:04 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.

Oh look, the morons who have never worked a day of fast food in their lives are here.


I'm sorry, sweetheart. I meant the head chef was really upset about my special order hamburger, and the maitre d' cursed me. I was kicked out of the McDonalds so fast, the coat room girl gave me the wrong blazer.
 
2014-02-10 01:13:53 PM

Anayalator: The My Little Pony Killer: Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.

Oh look, the morons who have never worked a day of fast food in their lives are here.

I'm sorry, sweetheart. I meant the head chef was really upset about my special order hamburger, and the maitre d' cursed me. I was kicked out of the McDonalds so fast, the coat room girl gave me the wrong blazer.


I hope you still tipped the valet. It wasn't his fault.
 
2014-02-10 01:19:31 PM

Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.


More like when you make 100s of the same thing muscle memory kicks in and you do it just because it's what you always do.  When you make a special order some people see it but they inadvertantly mess it up or if you are at the drive through the person packing the bag picked up the wrong sandwhich and gave you the normal one.

I hate Burger King because everytime you order a Whopper they ask if you want cheese.  Jesus make a different item if by default you ask that question or make it come with cheese and I'll say no cheese but i feel bad for the workers who have to ask with every single order.
 
2014-02-10 01:38:56 PM
So the women returned to the restaurant's drive-thru window around 3 a.m. and ordered again. Torres was the passenger in the vehicle, and was flirting with the employee in the first drive-thru window. She left that person her phone number in hopes he would call her later.

I personally enjoyed this nugget (no pun intended). Yes lets hit on the drive-thru guy, give him your number, then proceed to have a conniption when your order is wrong from said "hottie" you're hitting on and pull a gun out and fire thru your own window into theirs. Yeah, I'm no professional dater, but I don't think this constitutes getting a date.
 
2014-02-10 01:45:44 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: So the women returned to the restaurant's drive-thru window around 3 a.m. and ordered again. Torres was the passenger in the vehicle, and was flirting with the employee in the first drive-thru window. She left that person her phone number in hopes he would call her later.

I personally enjoyed this nugget (no pun intended). Yes lets hit on the drive-thru guy, give him your number, then proceed to have a conniption when your order is wrong from said "hottie" you're hitting on and pull a gun out and fire thru your own window into theirs. Yeah, I'm no professional dater, but I don't think this constitutes getting a date.


The flirting was at the first window, where she paid. The shooting was at the second window, where the order was wrong.

In other words, she still has a shot at getting that date!
 
2014-02-10 01:47:55 PM

Jormungandr: So, was that her final form? Did they not give her chicken McNuggets?


Came looking for super saiyan crazy biatch, I'm lovin' it
 
2014-02-10 01:50:16 PM
Why didn't she just call 911?

When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
 
2014-02-10 01:52:08 PM
So the women returned to the restaurant's drive-thru window around 3 a.m. and ordered again. Torres was the passenger in the vehicle, and was flirting with the employee in the first drive-thru window. She left that person her phone number in hopes he would call her later.

Police tracked down the shooter at her home because she left her cellphone number at the restaurant during the first incident so the manager could call so they could discuss the wrong order.

Torres pulled out a gun, reached across the driver and fired a bullet through the closed car window, and then the drive-thru window, police told 24 Hour News 8.


You want to know what the real cause of violence is? It's not access to guns, it's stupidity.
 
2014-02-10 01:53:49 PM

kling_klang_bed: wyltoknow: kling_klang_bed: They actually mistook the sound of a gunshot for the sound of an exploding coffee pot?!
Not exactly the sharpest peanuts in the terd, huh? But I'm sure they'll have bright futures once they figure out how to drop the fries and what direction to pull them up in.

Yeah what morons, obviously when you hear a loud bang in food service, the first thing you should think is "holy crap someone's shooting up the place!"

You've never heard a gunshot outside of a video game or movie, I take it?


Been to the range several times. Not very good at shooting but quite familiar by now with the startling ruckus caused by guns. Still, if I was at work and heard a bang somewhere feet away over the din of all the typical loud noises of foodwork, I'd probably instinctually think "aw jeez who just broke something" instead of "hey sounds like a handgun, better hit the deck". You seem pretty determined to feel superior here, sorry to make you work for it.
 
2014-02-10 02:01:59 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: So the women returned to the restaurant's drive-thru window around 3 a.m. and ordered again. Torres was the passenger in the vehicle, and was flirting with the employee in the first drive-thru window. She left that person her phone number in hopes he would call her later.

Police tracked down the shooter at her home because she left her cellphone number at the restaurant during the first incident so the manager could call so they could discuss the wrong order.

Torres pulled out a gun, reached across the driver and fired a bullet through the closed car window, and then the drive-thru window, police told 24 Hour News 8.

You want to know what the real cause of violence is? It's not access to guns, it's stupidity.


If she'd been stupid w/o a gun this may have gone differently.
 
2014-02-10 02:06:03 PM
Funny, she doesn't look like the sort of woman who would want meat in her sandwich...

i1.wp.com
 
2014-02-10 02:14:39 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.

Oh look, the morons who have never worked a day of fast food in their lives are here.


This is one of the strangest comments I've ever read.  You're missing your calling, you should be a spin doctor for FOX.
 
2014-02-10 02:24:22 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: So the women returned to the restaurant's drive-thru window around 3 a.m. and ordered again. Torres was the passenger in the vehicle, and was flirting with the employee in the first drive-thru window. She left that person her phone number in hopes he would call her later.

Police tracked down the shooter at her home because she left her cellphone number at the restaurant during the first incident so the manager could call so they could discuss the wrong order.

Torres pulled out a gun, reached across the driver and fired a bullet through the closed car window, and then the drive-thru window, police told 24 Hour News 8.

You want to know what the real cause of violence is? It's not access to guns, it's stupidity.


I would say both. An impulsive idiot with a gun can kill someone with the twitch of a finger. Without a gun, she'd have had to get out of the car, march into the restaurant, and commence beat-down. Plenty of time for her to either think better of it or realize that it's too much work.

I am against guns because IMHO the average person is an idiot and I think we're all safe when idiots don't carry.
 
2014-02-10 02:29:45 PM

Jument: Agent Smiths Laugh: So the women returned to the restaurant's drive-thru window around 3 a.m. and ordered again. Torres was the passenger in the vehicle, and was flirting with the employee in the first drive-thru window. She left that person her phone number in hopes he would call her later.

Police tracked down the shooter at her home because she left her cellphone number at the restaurant during the first incident so the manager could call so they could discuss the wrong order.

Torres pulled out a gun, reached across the driver and fired a bullet through the closed car window, and then the drive-thru window, police told 24 Hour News 8.

You want to know what the real cause of violence is? It's not access to guns, it's stupidity.

I would say both. An impulsive idiot with a gun can kill someone with the twitch of a finger. Without a gun, she'd have had to get out of the car, march into the restaurant, and commence beat-down. Plenty of time for her to either think better of it or realize that it's too much work.

I am against guns because IMHO the average person is an idiot and I think we're all safe when idiots don't carry.


I'm of the mind that the idiots are going to get the guns anyway (because prohibition simply doesn't stop the criminally minded), and I'd like to at least be able to shoot back if my life depends on it.

And armed society does not make a polite society, because humans are involved. I'm not concerned with polite. I'm concerned with return fire.
 
2014-02-10 02:52:16 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: The My Little Pony Killer: dj245: The My Little Pony Killer: Why do you people continue to patronize places that are continually screwing up your order? Once, I can see, but when you whine about them doing it every single time you go there, the problem is not with them.

Because I need something to eat after I get out at work at 5:15 but I need to get to class by 6.  The drive takes 30 minutes with traffic and there is nothing else quick on the way.

I can deal with mistakes.  Food is food.  The errors in my order never are in my favor though.  I am getting really irritated about that.

So pack yourself a lunch. Problem solved!

/you *do* know how to spread peanut butter and jelly on two slices of bread, right?

Pack a lunch?!?!  *GROAN*

But, that will require 5 minutes of planning and a little bit of forsight. FARK! Why can't I just do things the absolute easiest way and complain that people aren;t making it easier?


Oh c'mon now. Anything other than PnJ that sits unrefridgerated for 8-10hrs will probably make you sicker than anything McD's has on the menu. It's dinner, not lunch, you're suggesting s/he pack.
 
2014-02-10 02:58:17 PM
www.jimmyco.com
 
2014-02-10 03:10:03 PM

lindalouwho: DROxINxTHExWIND: The My Little Pony Killer: dj245: The My Little Pony Killer: Why do you people continue to patronize places that are continually screwing up your order? Once, I can see, but when you whine about them doing it every single time you go there, the problem is not with them.

Because I need something to eat after I get out at work at 5:15 but I need to get to class by 6.  The drive takes 30 minutes with traffic and there is nothing else quick on the way.

I can deal with mistakes.  Food is food.  The errors in my order never are in my favor though.  I am getting really irritated about that.

So pack yourself a lunch. Problem solved!

/you *do* know how to spread peanut butter and jelly on two slices of bread, right?

Pack a lunch?!?!  *GROAN*

But, that will require 5 minutes of planning and a little bit of forsight. FARK! Why can't I just do things the absolute easiest way and complain that people aren;t making it easier?

Oh c'mon now. Anything other than PnJ that sits unrefridgerated for 8-10hrs will probably make you sicker than anything McD's has on the menu. It's dinner, not lunch, you're suggesting s/he pack.


thislunchrox.com
 
2014-02-10 04:13:01 PM

kling_klang_bed: They actually mistook the sound of a gunshot for the sound of an exploding coffee pot?!
Not exactly the sharpest peanuts in the terd, huh? But I'm sure they'll have bright futures once they figure out how to drop the fries and what direction to pull them up in.


Sounds like the shot was from inside a car with the windows closed, outside the building also with the window closed. That would have attenuated the report considerably. It also depends on the calibre. This being a woman, it may have been a .380 or even a .32 or .22. (I don't mean that as condescending, but many women are uncomfortable with a 9mm or .40)
 
2014-02-10 04:17:18 PM
www.virginmedia.com

related?
 
2014-02-10 08:46:05 PM
cheeseburger
onion rings
large orange drink
 
2014-02-10 09:24:02 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-11 01:15:06 AM
Took till page two for D-FENS really?
 
2014-02-11 01:47:36 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-11 03:24:14 AM

Odd Bird: Anayalator: Odd Bird: Ask me about KFC, I dare you.

Let me guess...you were a flunkard?

No.
KFC - I took the kids there, we ordered our food and I sent them to wash their hands.  They came back and informed me there was no soap.  I take a look; there's no soap or soap dispenser.
I returned to the counter and asked the ESL 101 failure where the staff washed their hands.  Apparently if the word isn't on the menu, they haven't heard it.  After about 5 minutes someone figures out they have a health code "you're closed" violation scenario unfolding.


When I was 16 I worked at a Pizza Hut making pizzas. No one was ever told to wash their hands before starting work. I was the only one in the kitchen who did. People can be pretty disgusting.
 
2014-02-11 04:21:37 AM
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, lead, lead, LEAD, LEAD LEAD, LEAD, LEAD
 
2014-02-11 08:29:08 PM

Anayalator: The My Little Pony Killer: Anayalator: I used to get bent when they put cheese on my no cheese order. I always thought it was easier to make something if you got to put one less ingredient on the food. Then it dawned on me that it was an extra step for them to take the frozen cheese off of my frozen food before they microwaved it.

Oh look, the morons who have never worked a day of fast food in their lives are here.

I'm sorry, sweetheart. I meant the head chef was really upset about my special order hamburger, and the maitre d' cursed me. I was kicked out of the McDonalds so fast, the coat room girl gave me the wrong blazer.


Hey, fark off smartass.
 
2014-02-11 08:31:39 PM

Musikslayer: You're missing your calling, you should be a spin doctor for FOX.


0/10
 
2014-02-11 08:35:15 PM

lindalouwho: DROxINxTHExWIND: The My Little Pony Killer: dj245: The My Little Pony Killer: Why do you people continue to patronize places that are continually screwing up your order? Once, I can see, but when you whine about them doing it every single time you go there, the problem is not with them.

Because I need something to eat after I get out at work at 5:15 but I need to get to class by 6.  The drive takes 30 minutes with traffic and there is nothing else quick on the way.

I can deal with mistakes.  Food is food.  The errors in my order never are in my favor though.  I am getting really irritated about that.

So pack yourself a lunch. Problem solved!

/you *do* know how to spread peanut butter and jelly on two slices of bread, right?

Pack a lunch?!?!  *GROAN*

But, that will require 5 minutes of planning and a little bit of forsight. FARK! Why can't I just do things the absolute easiest way and complain that people aren;t making it easier?

Oh c'mon now. Anything other than PnJ that sits unrefridgerated for 8-10hrs will probably make you sicker than anything McD's has on the menu. It's dinner, not lunch, you're suggesting s/he pack.


I'm suggesting that they take initiative for themselves instead of whining that the people they condescend for having the jobs that they have aren't doing their jobs well enough. It's his own personal problem that he's foisting on other people.
 
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