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(Pink News UK)   Valdimir Putin has "inadvertently" cuddled with a bisexual Dutch gold-winning speedskater after denouncing homosexuality. Here's some of that totally hetero man cuddle   (pinknews.co.uk) divider line 37
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2014-02-10 08:56:46 AM
Cuddling with Putin should have straightened her out.
 
2014-02-10 09:07:27 AM
It's OK, lesbians aren't gross.
 
2014-02-10 09:20:03 AM
And people said my Olympic shipping fic was "totally improbable."
 
2014-02-10 09:28:00 AM
The other day the announcers were talking about how the Russians are really very anti-gay and it is hard for gay people in Russia for like 5 minutes and then right after that they go into Men's figure skating where they were talking about how this Russian figure skater dude has "rockstar status" in Russia. I'm thinking....uh men's figure skating is either slightly less or slightly more gay than sucking a cock depending on the music choice. Just go with it ruskies you'll love the gay lifestyle, it's right up your alley.
 
2014-02-10 09:35:54 AM
I'd cuddle it.
 
2014-02-10 09:36:46 AM

bluenovaman: It's OK, lesbians aren't gross.


Particularly not bisexuals, as they're more likely to be on for a MFF threesome?
 
2014-02-10 10:24:44 AM
no homo
 
2014-02-10 10:42:08 AM
That just proves he's only concerned about the evil gay people's well-being.
 
2014-02-10 10:48:23 AM
In this case, cuddle appears to mean hug.
 
2014-02-10 10:49:42 AM
This is also the woman that has been shiatting all over the press because all they want to ask her about is sex, and she doesn't much care about any political struggle.
 
2014-02-10 10:51:44 AM
Fortunately, like AIDS, the gay is only transmissible through the exchange of precious, bodily fluids.
 
2014-02-10 11:03:54 AM
Worst. Shop. Evar.

www.pinknews.co.uk
 
2014-02-10 11:04:28 AM

Headso: The other day the announcers were talking about how the Russians are really very anti-gay and it is hard for gay people in Russia for like 5 minutes and then right after that they go into Men's figure skating where they were talking about how this Russian figure skater dude has "rockstar status" in Russia. I'm thinking....uh men's figure skating is either slightly less or slightly more gay than sucking a cock depending on the music choice. Just go with it ruskies you'll love the gay lifestyle, it's right up your alley.


I saw him too. Then Putin hugged him afterwards.

If that guy isn't gay, then he sure does a great job playing the part.
 
2014-02-10 11:09:42 AM
Valdimir?

It's Voldemort, dummy
 
2014-02-10 11:14:05 AM
Looks more like a house-elf to me...
 
2014-02-10 11:15:57 AM

Headso: the gay lifestyle, it's right up your alley


Things being up their alley is what they're afraid of, hence lesbians.
 
2014-02-10 11:16:58 AM

Nurglitch: Fortunately, like AIDS, the gay is only transmissible through the exchange of precious, bodily fluids.


go on...
 
2014-02-10 11:18:26 AM

ValisIV: Headso: the gay lifestyle, it's right up your alley

Things being up their alley is what they're afraid of, hence lesbians.


Nah, we love having things up our alleys, we just also like to have an extra set of breasts around as it happens.
 
2014-02-10 11:20:54 AM
Bi chicks don't count! That's in the Bro Manual.
 
2014-02-10 11:28:59 AM
Meanwhile in the NBC booth, Johnny Weir is bringing enough gay for the whole country.

gamedayr.com

That outfit alone deserves a gold medal (if it didn't already come with one, biatch).
 
2014-02-10 11:30:47 AM
How can you volunteer to host this and simultaneously be against gay propaganda?

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2014-02-10 11:38:02 AM

Archae hippy: Worst. Shop. Evar.

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Holy shiat, she's huge.
 
2014-02-10 11:47:12 AM

Archae hippy: Worst. Shop. Evar.

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img.fark.net

Yeah no kidding.  Those sunglasses are super fake.  And I don't think Putin ever even met Sarah Jessica Parker, so I don't know why she's in the picture.
 
2014-02-10 11:58:56 AM
"I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy....I was able to get sense of his soul." -George W. Bush, after spooning with Russian President Vladimir Putin, June 16, 2001
 
2014-02-10 12:04:20 PM

malle-herbert: Looks more like a house-elf to me...


Bad Dobby!

/Vladdy?
 
2014-02-10 12:05:50 PM
Everyone had guns and smelled like soup!
 
2014-02-10 12:08:14 PM

Jackpot777: Meanwhile in the NBC booth, Johnny Weir is bringing enough gay for the whole country.

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That outfit alone deserves a gold medal (if it didn't already come with one, biatch).


That's a dude?
 
2014-02-10 12:16:25 PM
Teh ghey is only bad when two or more dudes are doing it.

Man up and get it straight. I'm sick of this facts twisting BS.
 
2014-02-10 12:23:17 PM
Not his first time:

www.smh.com.au

Video here.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2014-02-10 12:31:27 PM

xanadian: That's a dude?


Yeah.  He's a dude that say's he is "gayer than Elton's John's fanny pack."
 
2014-02-10 12:35:01 PM

TheMysticS: Valdimir?

It's Voldemort, dummy


macroexposure.com
 
2014-02-10 12:44:20 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: TheMysticS: Valdimir?

It's Voldemort, dummy


Holy shiat!

Thousand yard stares.

*oogabalooga!*shudder*

/that man is the baddest gangster on the planet. He owns a whole country. And a Super Bowl ring. And Polonium.
 
2014-02-10 12:59:13 PM

xanadian: Jackpot777: Meanwhile in the NBC booth, Johnny Weir is bringing enough gay for the whole country.

[gamedayr.com image 640x360]

That outfit alone deserves a gold medal (if it didn't already come with one, biatch).

That's a dude?


Inorite?
 
2014-02-10 01:11:52 PM

simkatu: xanadian: That's a dude?

Yeah.  He's a dude that say's he is "gayer than Elton's John's fanny pack."


... might hit it.  If I were drunk.

/get the feeling I'd have to put a gag ball in that mouth, first, though
//probably too femmie for me, though...
 
2014-02-10 07:56:59 PM

xanadian: simkatu: xanadian: That's a dude?

Yeah.  He's a dude that say's he is "gayer than Elton's John's fanny pack."

... might hit it.  If I were drunk.

/get the feeling I'd have to put a gag ball in that mouth, first, though
//probably too femmie for me, though...


He's pretty good-looking when not trying to out-flame the Olympic Torch, but definitely too femmy.
 
2014-02-11 01:35:01 AM

Jackpot777: Meanwhile in the NBC booth, Johnny Weir is bringing enough gay for the whole country.

[gamedayr.com image 640x360]

That outfit alone deserves a gold medal (if it didn't already come with one, biatch).


As someone who likes Johnny Weir because he's a flamboyant, snarky little shiat... whose middle-class trash grandmother did he rob for that outfit?

seriously what the fark?
 
2014-02-11 11:02:11 AM

Archae hippy: Worst. Shop. Evar.

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A teenage girl could probably do a better job using only a cellphone and 3 minutes of effort.
 
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