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(Sun Sentinel)   It takes ten minutes for police to use batons, stun guns, and a dog to subdue naked man wielding a "large clock"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 66
    More: Florida, Lake Worth, dogs, Palm Beach Sheriff, police dogs, fist  
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2014-02-10 08:38:37 AM  
that's because 911 is a joke in yo town.
 
2014-02-10 08:40:55 AM  
Sounds like they
*sunglasses*

Cleaned his clock.
 
2014-02-10 08:57:40 AM  
Dammit Flav, don't try to Fight the Powers that be
 
2014-02-10 09:01:30 AM  

Headso: that's because 911 is a joke in yo town.


aaaaand we're done here
 
2014-02-10 09:02:41 AM  
I read this wrong the first time.

My version was better.

/No homo.
 
2014-02-10 09:02:44 AM  
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care....
About tiiiimme.....
 
2014-02-10 09:03:10 AM  
I'm not saying it was bath salts, but yeah it was bath salts.
 
2014-02-10 09:03:25 AM  

Headso: that's because 911 is a joke in yo town.


nice one!
 
2014-02-10 09:04:02 AM  
Flavor Flave unavailable for comment.
 
2014-02-10 09:04:23 AM  
Crackhead from Rocky 4 also at the scene.
 
2014-02-10 09:06:41 AM  
Follow-Up:  It was just a hoax.  Viral marketing for DC's latest Superman movie where he fights super-villain "The Horologist."
 
2014-02-10 09:07:45 AM  
"large clock, which had numerous sharp utensils protruding from its entire border,"

gigabiting.com?
 
2014-02-10 09:09:11 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-10 09:09:20 AM  
googling "911 is a joke" returns a mix of references to the PE hit, and 9/11 truther sites...

BOYEEEEEEE!
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-10 09:11:16 AM  
Only ten minutes to get over disappointment that it really was a naked man with a large clock -- you can't explain that.
 
2014-02-10 09:14:26 AM  
BASS !!HOW LOW CAN YOU GO ?
 
2014-02-10 09:15:28 AM  
Fear of a Naked Planet.
 
2014-02-10 09:16:30 AM  
Jason Valentine, 35, the brother of the homeowner, said the teenager fled into the backyard, where he used a trampoline to elude Hopper by jumping over a fence and running for home a block away.

What is this sorcery?!?
 
2014-02-10 09:16:42 AM  

olapbill: BASS !!HOW LOW CAN YOU GO ?


I always thought it was "base" as in freebase.
 
2014-02-10 09:17:13 AM  
second zombie attack this week in my back yard and I don't even watch The Walking Dead.
 
2014-02-10 09:20:40 AM  
a naked person who seemed to be on a violent rampage while displaying unusual physical strength

appeared be in the throes of "excited delirium,"

"He was breaking random things inside the house and still shouting nonsensical things such as, '5,6,7,8, grandma, girlfriend,1,2,3,4,'" the deputy wrote. "Conrad was moving erratically around the kitchen with clinched fists and pacing aimlessly."


So that happened, anyone have a clue as to what he was on?
 
2014-02-10 09:20:42 AM  
Totally misread this headline, but at least I discovered something about myself.
 
2014-02-10 09:21:18 AM  

umrdyldo: Crackhead from Rocky 4 also at the scene.


www.rotatingcorpse.com
 
2014-02-10 09:24:00 AM  

neversubmit: a naked person who seemed to be on a violent rampage while displaying unusual physical strength

appeared be in the throes of "excited delirium,"

"He was breaking random things inside the house and still shouting nonsensical things such as, '5,6,7,8, grandma, girlfriend,1,2,3,4,'" the deputy wrote. "Conrad was moving erratically around the kitchen with clinched fists and pacing aimlessly."

So that happened, anyone have a clue as to what he was on?


Marijuana, duh. Sounds like he's got the reefer madness.
 
2014-02-10 09:25:46 AM  

neversubmit: a naked person who seemed to be on a violent rampage while displaying unusual physical strength

appeared be in the throes of "excited delirium,"

"He was breaking random things inside the house and still shouting nonsensical things such as, '5,6,7,8, grandma, girlfriend,1,2,3,4,'" the deputy wrote. "Conrad was moving erratically around the kitchen with clinched fists and pacing aimlessly."

So that happened, anyone have a clue as to what he was on?


I told you bath salts. It overheats people so they get naked. Also gives them superhuman strength and make them want to eat you.
 
2014-02-10 09:28:24 AM  

biyaaatci: olapbill: BASS !!HOW LOW CAN YOU GO ?

I always thought it was "base" as in freebase.


Don't beleive so, but that aside, I'm digging this remix of it  http://youtu.be/43YGbhwBHds
 
2014-02-10 09:29:39 AM  
I remember the misleading LSD maniac horror stories from when I was young.

This is a genuine, direct result of drug prohibition and it is frightening.
 
2014-02-10 09:33:57 AM  

Pangea: I remember the misleading LSD maniac horror stories from when I was young.

This is a genuine, direct result of drug prohibition and it is frightening.


Most of these stories come from states where weed is still criminalized. The powers that be should be cracking down on bathsalts and convenience store crap that makes people behave like this.
 
2014-02-10 09:35:46 AM  
What the "L"?
 
2014-02-10 09:37:05 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Most of these stories come from states where weed is still criminalized.


Coincidentally, weed is criminalized in most states.  Freaky how that works!  :D
 
2014-02-10 09:44:56 AM  
"5,6,7,8, grandma, girlfriend,1,2,3,4"

Is that from Shakespeare or the Bible?
 
2014-02-10 09:55:40 AM  

stevarooni: JoieD'Zen: Most of these stories come from states where weed is still criminalized.

Coincidentally, weed is criminalized in most states.  Freaky how that works!  :D


But most of the population of America lives in states where it is decrim, iirc.
 
2014-02-10 09:57:19 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Pangea: I remember the misleading LSD maniac horror stories from when I was young.

This is a genuine, direct result of drug prohibition and it is frightening.

Most of these stories come from states where weed is still criminalized. The powers that be should be cracking down on bathsalts and convenience store crap that makes people behave like this.


That's what I was trying to say. I can't remember what that stuff is called, like K2 or something.

I hear actual stories from people who have relatives doing crazy stuff from smoking that, even if they're not eating faces yet.

Pretty much every one of those people only smoke the stuff because it's available. They'd prefer weed but don't buy it because of legality.

The problem with cracking down is identification of the thing. You can't just say "any intoxicant" and other than that they just keep tweaking the formula.

IMHO drugs need to be decriminalized and we need to foster an environment where people are less stigmatized for admitting they use drugs and want to stop. Drug laws are what keep a lot of people from getting help for addiction.
 
2014-02-10 09:58:31 AM  

Headso: stevarooni: JoieD'Zen: Most of these stories come from states where weed is still criminalized.

Coincidentally, weed is criminalized in most states.  Freaky how that works!  :D

But most of the population of America lives in states where it is decrim, iirc.


I would ask for citation, but that is just wrong. Did you misquote what you meant or something?
 
2014-02-10 10:10:00 AM  

olapbill: BASS !!HOW LOW CAN YOU GO ?


Death row, what a brotha know?
 
2014-02-10 10:11:52 AM  
Incidentally, I can treat anyone to a complete recitation of the first verse of "Bring the Noise", if they're into geeky white guys sounding completely unlike Chuck D. That album spent long hours in my car tape deck back in the day.
 
2014-02-10 10:14:04 AM  

SmackLT: Dammit Flav, don't try to Fight the Powers that be


Came for Flav reference, leaving with attitude.
 
2014-02-10 10:26:39 AM  
Fox is apparently going all out on the marketing for the new series of 24.
 
2014-02-10 10:31:32 AM  
Are you sure that wasn't a typo?
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-10 10:42:25 AM  
Clock, eh? That's what they're call it now? A clock?
 
2014-02-10 10:46:13 AM  
Did the police hear about the man with the clock directly from their radio dispatcher, or is what they got...

second-hand?
 
2014-02-10 10:55:17 AM  

Pangea: Headso: stevarooni: JoieD'Zen: Most of these stories come from states where weed is still criminalized.

Coincidentally, weed is criminalized in most states.  Freaky how that works!  :D

But most of the population of America lives in states where it is decrim, iirc.

I would ask for citation, but that is just wrong. Did you misquote what you meant or something?


nah, i'm pretty sure if it isn't correct it is close, Cali and NY alone are two of the most populous states coming in close to 60 million people.
 
2014-02-10 11:01:05 AM  
Ohhh, "clock".
 
2014-02-10 11:20:00 AM  

Headso: Pangea: I would ask for citation, but that is just wrong. Did you misquote what you meant or something?

nah, i'm pretty sure if it isn't correct it is close, Cali and NY alone are two of the most populous states coming in close to 60 million people.


I am honestly very surprised by this. I had no idea and just figured it couldn't be true.

One of the few times that I am pleased to be wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_that_have_decriminalized_non-med ic al_cannabis_in_the_United_States#New_York
 
2014-02-10 11:30:58 AM  

Walker: neversubmit: a naked person who seemed to be on a violent rampage while displaying unusual physical strength

appeared be in the throes of "excited delirium,"

"He was breaking random things inside the house and still shouting nonsensical things such as, '5,6,7,8, grandma, girlfriend,1,2,3,4,'" the deputy wrote. "Conrad was moving erratically around the kitchen with clinched fists and pacing aimlessly."

So that happened, anyone have a clue as to what he was on?

I told you bath salts. It overheats people so they get naked. Also gives them superhuman strength and make them want to eat you.


Seems so, still I would like a follow up if/when the autopsy is done on the first guy.
 
2014-02-10 11:42:15 AM  

tillerman35: Follow-Up:  It was just a hoax.  Viral marketing for DC's latest Superman movie where he fights super-villain "The Horologist."


Why would the villain study prostitutes?
 
2014-02-10 11:53:39 AM  

Pangea: Headso: Pangea: I would ask for citation, but that is just wrong. Did you misquote what you meant or something?

nah, i'm pretty sure if it isn't correct it is close, Cali and NY alone are two of the most populous states coming in close to 60 million people.

I am honestly very surprised by this. I had no idea and just figured it couldn't be true.

One of the few times that I am pleased to be wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_that_have_decriminalized_non-med ic al_cannabis_in_the_United_States#New_York


You'll notice Florida is not on that list.
 
2014-02-10 12:40:11 PM  
No headline has ever begged more for unnecessary censorship than this one.
 
2014-02-10 12:53:02 PM  
goodcomics.comicbookresources.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-10 01:24:27 PM  
The incident marks the second time in less than a week that Palm Beach Sheriff's Office deputies have confronted a naked person who seemed to be on a violent rampage while displaying unusual physical strength.

Am I wrong to hope that this is the beginning of some sort of apocalyptic-fiction'esque epidemic?
 
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