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(CNN)   New historical documents reveal that Hillary Clinton thought Monica Lewinsky was a "narcissistic loony toon" whom Bill only slept with because he was still sad from having just killed Vince Foster   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 81
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2014-02-10 08:36:33 AM  

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2014-02-10 08:45:29 AM  

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2014-02-10 09:02:29 AM  
Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.
 
2014-02-10 09:07:53 AM  
When asked for the real reason, Bill Clinton responded, "A hole is a hole is a hole is a hole."
 
2014-02-10 09:09:44 AM  
Wait, I thought the whole idea that he slept with Monica was some, and I directly quote Ms. Clinton, "vast right-wing conspiracy" against her husband.

If anything, it was a conspiracy between his right and left testicles.
 
2014-02-10 09:09:45 AM  

EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.


At the time she was a thin girl with a fat girl inside trying to get out.  Afterwards, the fat girl got out.
 
2014-02-10 09:13:50 AM  
Glad to see the GOP is starting early with this shiat. Something to look forward to for the next 2 and a half years.
 
2014-02-10 09:17:30 AM  

Dinki: Glad to see the GOP is starting early with this shiat. Something to look forward to for the next 2 and a half years.


I'm surprised she is thinking of running.  She looks tired.
 
2014-02-10 09:18:03 AM  

Chris Ween: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

At the time she was a thin girl with a fat girl inside trying to get out.  Afterwards, the fat girl got out.



www.mysticgames.com

I'm not fat.

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Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna give the president a blowjob, you're gonna start drowning your sorrows in Häagen-Dazs because of the public notoriety, and then, uh...
 
2014-02-10 09:19:57 AM  

Dinki: Glad to see the GOP is starting early with this shiat. Something to look forward to for the next 2 and a half years.


Exactly my thought

/the f*cking morons are just scared sh*tless of Hillary
 
2014-02-10 09:21:39 AM  
FTFA: The story comes as speculation is heating up that Hillary Clinton is eyeing a second run for the White House. The Blair papers were not made public until 2010, well after her 2008 presidential bid. And it comes as Rand Paul of Kentucky, a likely 2016 GOP White House contender, continues to call the Lewinsky scandal a liability for the Democrats.

"Nothing says character like blaming and tarnishing the wife for her husband's affair."- Rand Paul
 
2014-02-10 09:22:38 AM  

Chris Ween: the fat girl got out.


What does that have to do with Hillary Clinton?
 
2014-02-10 09:24:53 AM  

Somacandra: Chris Ween: the fat girl got out.

What does that have to do with Hillary Clinton?


I don't know.  My conversation wasn't with you or about her.  But go on with your bad self.
 
2014-02-10 09:33:45 AM  
Don't stick you dick in crazy, or Cranky, Bill.
 
2014-02-10 09:43:01 AM  

EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.


I wouldn't have said no.
 
2014-02-10 09:43:39 AM  

spidermann: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

I wouldn't have said no.


Stupid quoting doesn't work right on work IE11, it seems.

I wouldn't have said no to Monica. Bill does nothing for me.
 
2014-02-10 09:46:41 AM  
Wow, Republicans must still be very afraid of Hillary Clinton.

I expect to see lots more of these types of stories through 2016.
 
2014-02-10 09:52:12 AM  

spidermann: spidermann: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

I wouldn't have said no.

Stupid quoting doesn't work right on work IE11, it seems.

I wouldn't have said no to Monica. Bill does nothing for me.


I wonder if we did a poll, who would win as "Want to have sex with most, President Clinton in his prime or President Kennedy or President Obama?"
 
2014-02-10 09:52:29 AM  
I don't think Billy has the stones to kill someone. He's a lover not a fighter.

Now Hillary will end a biatch.


vernonFL: Wow, Republicans must still be very afraid of Hillary Clinton.

I expect to see lots more of these types of stories through 2016.


So Republicans are using their normal mouth piece CNN?!

This has Biden written all over it.
 
2014-02-10 09:56:30 AM  

Chris Ween: I wonder if we did a poll, who would win as "Want to have sex with most, President Clinton in his prime or President Kennedy or President Obama?"


I think most would choose Obama. He's quite attractive, great personality (that we see).

Kennedy would come with his brother as a pity fark. Clinton would spend too long defining what sex is.


/I'd rather Michelle, she got it going on...
 
2014-02-10 10:03:26 AM  

Chris Ween: spidermann: spidermann: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

I wouldn't have said no.

Stupid quoting doesn't work right on work IE11, it seems.

I wouldn't have said no to Monica. Bill does nothing for me.

I wonder if we did a poll, who would win as "Want to have sex with most, President Clinton in his prime or President Kennedy or President Obama?"


I bet that around half of the people polled would say "None of the above".

/Straight guys and lesbians.
 
2014-02-10 10:14:21 AM  
Does "lipstick on a pig" apply to Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton or Monica Lewinsky?
 
2014-02-10 10:14:33 AM  

dittybopper: Wait, I thought the whole idea that he slept with Monica was some, and I directly quote Ms. Clinton, "vast right-wing conspiracy" against her husband.

If anything, it was a conspiracy between his right and left testicles.


Or y'know, the accusation came during a massive witch-hunt/bullshiat campaign against Bill Clinton.
 
2014-02-10 10:14:58 AM  

spidermann: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

I wouldn't have said no.


Me either.

CSB

I was in college at the time and my Public Relations professor stated, "This is why you never have an affair with an intern, they will never keep their mouths shut, only go for older women with something to lose." Oh and my professor was a woman.
 
2014-02-10 10:18:08 AM  

Tom_Slick: spidermann: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

I wouldn't have said no.

Me either.

CSB

I was in college at the time and my Public Relations professor stated, "This is why you never have an affair with an intern, they will never keep their mouths shut, only go for older women with something to lose." Oh and my professor was a woman.


Go on...
 
2014-02-10 10:18:42 AM  

Tom_Slick: CSB

I was in college at the time and my Public Relations professor stated, "This is why you never have an affair with an intern, they will never keep their mouths shut, only go for older women with something to lose." Oh and my professor was a woman.



Oh, he did that too

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/i dont really think it happened
//but hey, a chance to post a Hurley pic can not be passed up.
 
2014-02-10 10:19:52 AM  
The most vocal critics of Bill Clinton were Henry Hyde(R-Adulterer) and Newt Gingrich(R-serial adulterer who also got blowjobs from staffer's wives).
 
2014-02-10 10:21:46 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Tom_Slick: CSB

I was in college at the time and my Public Relations professor stated, "This is why you never have an affair with an intern, they will never keep their mouths shut, only go for older women with something to lose." Oh and my professor was a woman.


Oh, he did that too

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/i dont really think it happened
//but hey, a chance to post a Hurley pic can not be passed up.


But let's assume for a moment that it is true, then my professor was right, a woman with a career to lose kept her mouth shut unlike the intern.
 
2014-02-10 10:24:26 AM  
You know how Sarah Palin opens her mouth and spews derp and liberal Farkers point and laugh and mock that semi-literate hillbilly, and then all the Fark Independents accuse them of being afraid?

Conservative reactions to all-things-Hillary - that's what being afraid of a strong conservative woman looks like.
 
2014-02-10 10:26:46 AM  

dittybopper: Wait, I thought the whole idea that he slept with Monica was some, and I directly quote Ms. Clinton, "vast right-wing conspiracy" against her husband.

If anything, it was a conspiracy between his right and left testicles.


What difference at this point does it make if she said there was a vast right-wing conspiracy?
 
2014-02-10 10:27:25 AM  
Usually, the wife of a man who screws around on her is far more gracious about the other woman.

Makes you wonder about Hillary, for sure.
 
2014-02-10 10:29:53 AM  

dittybopper: Wait, I thought the whole idea that he slept with Monica was some, and I directly quote Ms. Clinton, "vast right-wing conspiracy" against her husband.


Well he got a BJ, sexual relations, even sex, but that isn;t "sleeping with" someone.

And I thought the conspiracy claim was the far reaching witch hunt that had him on the stand talking about an affair. That deosn;t excuse his lie, or his hypocricy, but it was just plain stupid that eh was forced to testify abotu it.
 
2014-02-10 10:30:38 AM  

Cletus C.: Usually, the wife of a man who screws around on her is far more gracious about the other woman.

Makes you wonder about Hillary, for sure.


huh?
 
2014-02-10 10:32:45 AM  
This story is up 3 times on Fox Mobile, so expect to hear about it all week.
 
2014-02-10 10:33:31 AM  

Chris Ween: spidermann: spidermann: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

I wouldn't have said no.

Stupid quoting doesn't work right on work IE11, it seems.

I wouldn't have said no to Monica. Bill does nothing for me.

I wonder if we did a poll, who would win as "Want to have sex with most, President Clinton in his prime or President Kennedy or President Obama?"


According to most accounts, JFK was strictly 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am'. He was all about quantity, not much about pleasing anyone but himself.

I'd like Clinton. He seems like he'd be a lot of fun. Obama's incredibly attractive too.
 
2014-02-10 10:35:36 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: vernonFL: Wow, Republicans must still be very afraid of Hillary Clinton.

I expect to see lots more of these types of stories through 2016.

So Republicans are using their normal mouth piece CNN?!

This has Biden written all over it.


FTFA: The Washington Free Beacon, a conservative website which posted its story late Sunday evening, said it based its reporting on the writings of Diane Blair, a now-deceased friend of the Clintons.
 
2014-02-10 10:36:13 AM  

dittybopper: Wait, I thought the whole idea that he slept with Monica was some, and I directly quote Ms. Clinton, "vast right-wing conspiracy" against her husband.


You thought wrong.
 
2014-02-10 10:36:41 AM  

Tom_Slick: spidermann: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

I wouldn't have said no.

Me either.

CSB

I was in college at the time and my Public Relations professor stated, "This is why you never have an affair with an intern, they will never keep their mouths shut, only go for older women with something to lose." Oh and my professor was a woman.


So did you have an affair with your professor?
 
2014-02-10 10:37:44 AM  
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2014-02-10 10:38:38 AM  

Huggermugger: I'd like Clinton. He seems like he'd be a lot of fun. Obama's incredibly attractive too.


The question is who would be the worse nightmare to have pissed at you for boinking their husband, Michelle or Hillary?
 
2014-02-10 10:39:15 AM  

moistD: Tom_Slick: spidermann: EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.

I wouldn't have said no.

Me either.

CSB

I was in college at the time and my Public Relations professor stated, "This is why you never have an affair with an intern, they will never keep their mouths shut, only go for older women with something to lose." Oh and my professor was a woman.

So did you have an affair with your professor?


Not that one, my 28 year old English lit professor on the other hand.
 
2014-02-10 10:42:05 AM  

dittybopper: Wait, I thought the whole idea that he slept with Monica was some, and I directly quote Ms. Clinton, "vast right-wing conspiracy" against her husband.

If anything, it was a conspiracy between his right and left testicles.



If I remember correctly the VRWC comment wasn't about whether or not Bill was indulging in extramarital affairs, but rather was a comment on the increasing coordination of messaging and attacks on opponents between the Republican Party, AM radio talk show hosts, the Fox News Channel, conservative op-ed writers, pundits making the rounds on Sunday morning talk shows.

I'll stand corrected if I'm mistaken about that. But assuming for the sake of argument that I'm remembering this correctly, was she wrong?
 
2014-02-10 10:43:19 AM  

Tom_Slick: Huggermugger: I'd like Clinton. He seems like he'd be a lot of fun. Obama's incredibly attractive too.

The question is who would be the worse nightmare to have pissed at you for boinking their husband, Michelle or Hillary?


publicly and socially I think Michelle would have a bigger impact because of how well liked she is.  But long term, I feel like Hillary could do some serious damage with the connections she has in the government...
 
2014-02-10 10:44:39 AM  

EvilEgg: Bill was a horn-dog and I thought Monica was attractive.  There will always be women who want to bang the president, just because he is the president.


it came out that he was calling her late at night, bought her a book and seemed IMO to be acting like a man wanting some company that he didn't have to compete with. yes there was sex (yes bill a blow job is sex) but again the way i read the reports that wasn't the thrust of the relationship.
 
MFK
2014-02-10 10:49:32 AM  
why are we hearing about this shiat again?

Seriously, it was overblown in the 90s and it's even worse now. Don't these people realize that at this point, dragging this shiat up makes THEM look bad, not the Clintons?
 
2014-02-10 10:50:45 AM  

Tom_Slick: The question is who would be the worse nightmare to have pissed at you for boinking their husband, Michelle or Hillary?


I'd think that Michelle would be the only one that would care. And she's all bark.

Now you make a big deal about it and get some media attention Hillary will end you.
 
2014-02-10 10:52:25 AM  

MFK: why are we hearing about this shiat again?

Seriously, it was overblown in the 90s and it's even worse now. Don't these people realize that at this point, dragging this shiat up makes THEM look bad, not the Clintons?


It's so much worse that they are trying to use it as an attack on Hillary... the 'victim' if you will.  It is shocking that they think this is the way to go.
 
2014-02-10 10:59:11 AM  

Somacandra: FTFA: The story comes as speculation is heating up that Hillary Clinton is eyeing a second run for the White House. The Blair papers were not made public until 2010, well after her 2008 presidential bid. And it comes as Rand Paul of Kentucky, a likely 2016 GOP White House contender, continues to call the Lewinsky scandal a liability for the Democrats.

"Nothing says character like blaming and tarnishing the wife for her husband's affair."- Rand Paul


Yeah, I'm really trying to figure out what the game plan here is.  Is it really just, "The Clinton scandal was bad, and it has the word "Clinton" in it, so bring it up all the time."?  Do they not realize that this is just more "War on Women" fodder for the Democrats?  Do they not see how bad it looks to bring up a husband's affair as a way of tarnishing the wife?  Do they not understand how many women that will piss off?  Hilary did what she was supposed to do--she stood by her man and kept up a good front--and now they want to twist their own "rules" into a negative?  There just has to be better material to work with.
 
2014-02-10 10:59:35 AM  
Finally official confirmation on Fark.com, for what I always suspected.
 
2014-02-10 11:13:31 AM  

vernonFL: Wow, Republicans must still be very afraid of Hillary Clinton.

I expect to see lots more of these types of stories through 2016.


They have always hated her with the passion of a thousand torches.
 
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