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(TMZ)   Seems that police were right to charge Justin Bieber with felony vandalism; there is surveillance video showing the teenage menace chucking eggs at his neighbor's home   (tmz.com) divider line 67
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2014-02-10 07:21:20 AM
THANKS, CANADA.
 
2014-02-10 08:02:42 AM
F*CK YOU, UNDERPANTS.
 
2014-02-10 08:19:06 AM
Twatwaffle
 
2014-02-10 08:30:05 AM
A short time in an actual jail would do Bieber a world of good.
 
2014-02-10 08:33:40 AM
That dumb kid can go to hell and all, but I can assure you that if some random kid egged my house the police would not get a farking search warrant over it.  Just sayin.
 
2014-02-10 08:58:02 AM
Remember when Keith Moon used to cause hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage to hotels? And do real drugs?
 
2014-02-10 09:07:41 AM

nekom: That dumb kid can go to hell and all, but I can assure you that if some random kid egged my house the police would not get a farking search warrant over it.  Just sayin.


if you lived by a bunch of rich people who were contantly pissed at the egg thrower and he had been a consistant nuisance to the neighborhood, they might. more so when the eggs did 5k in damage and it was taped.

I generally agree, but I think they were looking for something to nail him with and are trying to send a message they don't want him there.
 
2014-02-10 09:28:52 AM
I say we ship him permanently back to Canada along with the Kardashians for good measure.
 
2014-02-10 09:29:15 AM
3-ps.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-10 09:31:04 AM
At one point you ever hear Bieber scream, "F*** you!  I got another one for you actually."


"Yeah, motherfornicator!  This is what the situation is at this juncture!  I actually will not hesitate to discharge a firearm in your direction and launch a ballistic projectile into thine nether regions, actually!  I shan't be dissuaded from hurling more eggs at your domicile!  Actually, I implore thee, do not notify the authorities!"
 
2014-02-10 09:33:08 AM
" I'd like to place an assault."
 
2014-02-10 09:33:19 AM

Apocalyptic Inferno: I say we ship him permanently back to Canada along with the Kardashians for good measure.


See, the Soviets weren't all bad. They would have sent that little Bieber arsehole to a Gulag. Sochi 2014.
 
2014-02-10 09:37:12 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.


We don't usually condone the death penalty - but we'll overlook it if you give the twink some ass-lightning in the electric chair. Honest, eh!
 
2014-02-10 09:42:41 AM
How about Canada and the US band together and build a few mansions on a volcanic island for Bieber and the Kardashians and make them move there. Then we just blow it up and blame the volcano...
 
2014-02-10 09:48:11 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.


Hey, he was an innocent little kid when he left us. YOU people corrupted him.

You broke him, you bought him.
 
2014-02-10 09:50:09 AM
What kind of crime would result in banishment from the U.S.? Because I'm sure we can find someone willing to testify that he did exactly that.

/I saw him shoot a man in Moose Jaw, just to watch him die.
 
2014-02-10 09:50:43 AM
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Is that the Egg Man?
 
2014-02-10 09:52:29 AM

ChrisDe: What kind of crime would result in banishment from the U.S.?



does canada not let you in if you have a DUI?  Joe Rogan always talks about how Joey "Coco" Diaz, one of the comics in the ad hoc "Death Squad", can't do Death Squad shows in Canada due to an old ass 15-20 DUI, if I'm not mistaken.
 
2014-02-10 09:54:42 AM

nekom: That dumb kid can go to hell and all, but I can assure you that if some random kid egged my house the police would not get a farking search warrant over it.  Just sayin.


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Do you know the emergency phone number for the hospital? Well, why don't you call them right now and have them send down an ambulance. Tell them there's two sorry-looking assholes here with multiple contusions and various abrasions and broken bones.
 
2014-02-10 10:02:57 AM

NutWrench: A short time in an actual jail would do Bieber a world of good.


At least it would introduce him to the wonderful world of anal prolapse.
 
2014-02-10 10:04:35 AM
I'm getting a kind of anti-Belieber vibe in here.
 
2014-02-10 10:07:45 AM

nekom: That dumb kid can go to hell and all, but I can assure you that if some random kid egged my house the police would not get a farking search warrant over it.  Just sayin.


They would if it caused thousands in damage. And for that, you would need to be rich. The rich get what they want, even if it's against another rich person, as sad as that is to say...
 
2014-02-10 10:11:02 AM

Apocalyptic Inferno: I say we ship him permanently back to Canada along with the Kardashians for good measure.


Nah, send them all to Turkey.
 
2014-02-10 10:14:02 AM

yves0010: How about Canada and the US band together and build a few mansions on a tie them to a volcanic island for Bieber and the Kardashians and make them move there. Then we just blow it up drop H-bombs on it and blame the volcano...


XENU DID IT!!


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2014-02-10 10:14:41 AM

whosits_112: nekom: That dumb kid can go to hell and all, but I can assure you that if some random kid egged my house the police would not get a farking search warrant over it.  Just sayin.

They would if it caused thousands in damage. And for that, you would need to be rich. The rich get what they want, even if it's against another rich person, as sad as that is to say...


Well, you also have to remember that his neighbors all seem to hate his guts. Plus they're rich, and U.S. Citizens. Which means they vote, for things like Sheriff and LA District Attorney, and more importantly, they contribute money to political campaigns. Bieber, being Canadian, can not legally do any of those things.
 
2014-02-10 10:15:20 AM

rickythepenguin: ChrisDe: What kind of crime would result in banishment from the U.S.?


does canada not let you in if you have a DUI?  Joe Rogan always talks about how Joey "Coco" Diaz, one of the comics in the ad hoc "Death Squad", can't do Death Squad shows in Canada due to an old ass 15-20 DUI, if I'm not mistaken.


I want him back in Canada. Don't dump your trash on our doorstep and not take it back.
 
2014-02-10 10:21:26 AM

Glenford: AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.

Hey, he was an innocent little kid when he left us. YOU people corrupted him.

You broke him, you bought him.


No, I blame his star-f*cker parents.
 
2014-02-10 10:23:18 AM

LectertheChef: whosits_112: nekom: That dumb kid can go to hell and all, but I can assure you that if some random kid egged my house the police would not get a farking search warrant over it.  Just sayin.

They would if it caused thousands in damage. And for that, you would need to be rich. The rich get what they want, even if it's against another rich person, as sad as that is to say...

Well, you also have to remember that his neighbors all seem to hate his guts. Plus they're rich, and U.S. Citizens. Which means they vote, for things like Sheriff and LA District Attorney, and more importantly, they contribute money to political campaigns. Bieber, being Canadian, can not legally do any of those things.


The one time I'm actually rooting for the rich...
/Oh God. I'm so scared. Hold me?
 
2014-02-10 10:39:52 AM

ChrisDe: I want him back in Canada. Don't dump your trash on our doorstep and not take it back.


no, i understand.....i'm getting at to your question about "what woudl he have to do as a non-citizen to get deported?", my observation that if i'm correct, Canada won't even let US citizens in temporarily for old ass DUI, to say nothing of what other crimes for which canada won't let you in.  *shrug*
 and i know Mike Tyson got turned away from the UK last year due to his rape conviction.
 
2014-02-10 11:02:04 AM
DEPORT BIEBER!!!!!! Wake up America!
 
2014-02-10 11:16:46 AM

rickythepenguin: ChrisDe: I want him back in Canada. Don't dump your trash on our doorstep and not take it back.

no, i understand.....i'm getting at to your question about "what woudl he have to do as a non-citizen to get deported?", my observation that if i'm correct, Canada won't even let US citizens in temporarily for old ass DUI, to say nothing of what other crimes for which canada won't let you in.  *shrug*
 and i know Mike Tyson got turned away from the UK last year due to his rape conviction.


There's an idea. Let's have Tyson rape Bieber.
 
2014-02-10 11:22:55 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.


He was fine when he was here. You Americans turned him into a douche nozzle. You break it you bought it pal
 
2014-02-10 11:24:34 AM

Glenford: AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.

Hey, he was an innocent little kid when he left us. YOU people corrupted him.

You broke him, you bought him.


Uh huh ditto again
 
2014-02-10 11:29:28 AM

jjorsett: There's an idea. Let's have Tyson rape Bieber.


C'mere, you scared white biatch.  You scared white coward.  I'll fark you until you love me.  You scared of the Black man, scared of the real man.  Praise be to Allah!
 
2014-02-10 11:32:29 AM

jjorsett: rickythepenguin: ChrisDe: I want him back in Canada. Don't dump your trash on our doorstep and not take it back.

no, i understand.....i'm getting at to your question about "what woudl he have to do as a non-citizen to get deported?", my observation that if i'm correct, Canada won't even let US citizens in temporarily for old ass DUI, to say nothing of what other crimes for which canada won't let you in.  *shrug*
 and i know Mike Tyson got turned away from the UK last year due to his rape conviction.

There's an idea. Let's have Tyson rape Bieber.


When he's done, they could both sing soprano.
 
2014-02-10 11:41:16 AM

Jacksplatt: AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.

He was fine when he was here. You Americans turned him into a douche nozzle. You break it you bought it pal


Actually, we have no proof that the America won't simply wear off once he arrives back in Canada, and therefore should return him, to rule it out if nothing else.
 
2014-02-10 11:42:51 AM

Jacksplatt: AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.

He was fine when he was here. You Americans turned him into a douche nozzle. You break it you bought it pal


That boy's never been fine. Look at his parents. He was just unknown when he was there.

Had Disney never bought him, he'd have been an ordinary Canadian thug. Probably wouldn't even have apologized when he vandalized the trailer next door.
 
2014-02-10 11:44:58 AM

NickelP: nekom: That dumb kid can go to hell and all, but I can assure you that if some random kid egged my house the police would not get a farking search warrant over it.  Just sayin.

if you lived by a bunch of rich people who were contantly pissed at the egg thrower and he had been a consistant nuisance to the neighborhood, they might. more so when the eggs did 5k in damage and it was taped.

I generally agree, but I think they were looking for something to nail him with and are trying to send a message they don't want him there.


It's $20k in damage supposedly.  How do you cause 20k in damage?
 
2014-02-10 11:44:58 AM

Jarhead_h: Jacksplatt: AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.

He was fine when he was here. You Americans turned him into a douche nozzle. You break it you bought it pal

Actually, we have no proof that the America won't simply wear off once he arrives back in Canada, and therefore should return him, to rule it out if nothing else.


If he does not revert to "normal" then ship him up to your frozen waste lands and be done with it. Or maybe make a compromise... Send him to the border of Canada and Alaska.
 
2014-02-10 11:46:18 AM
"Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee"

I blame the Beastie Boys.
 
2014-02-10 11:48:06 AM

AeAe: NickelP: nekom: That dumb kid can go to hell and all, but I can assure you that if some random kid egged my house the police would not get a farking search warrant over it.  Just sayin.

if you lived by a bunch of rich people who were contantly pissed at the egg thrower and he had been a consistant nuisance to the neighborhood, they might. more so when the eggs did 5k in damage and it was taped.

I generally agree, but I think they were looking for something to nail him with and are trying to send a message they don't want him there.

It's $20k in damage supposedly.  How do you cause 20k in damage?


You egg stucco made from spun gold and phoenix tears, apparently.
 
2014-02-10 11:52:57 AM

Glenford: AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.

Hey, he was an innocent little kid when he left us. YOU people corrupted him.

You broke him, you bought him.


I'm all for pointing the finger at who's to blame.  Fark you World Teenie Boopers!

/not literally, i don't want to have a seat over there.
 
2014-02-10 12:14:29 PM

FREDIOHEAD: " I'd like to place an assault."


Yeah, I didn't know that you could order those to be delivered... Must be some of that Beverly Hills shiat.

AeAe: It's $20k in damage supposedly.  How do you cause 20k in damage?


Apparently the sulphur in the eggs eats away at paint. I would guess that it is either a LOT of paint, it ate at the stucco/siding as well, or that they are getting a quote to paint the whole side of the house where it happened so that it will match. Either way, I have known for years that egging isn't just "harmless", but $20k is certainly high.
 
2014-02-10 12:48:48 PM

Mikey1969: FREDIOHEAD: " I'd like to place an assault."

Yeah, I didn't know that you could order those to be delivered... Must be some of that Beverly Hills shiat.

AeAe: It's $20k in damage supposedly.  How do you cause 20k in damage?

Apparently the sulphur in the eggs eats away at paint. I would guess that it is either a LOT of paint, it ate at the stucco/siding as well, or that they are getting a quote to paint the whole side of the house where it happened so that it will match. Either way, I have known for years that egging isn't just "harmless", but $20k is certainly high.


I remember hearing when it first happened that it was some kind of expensive stucco that couldn't be patched. They basically have to tear it all down on whatever side that was hit and redo the entire thing for it to match. Also, apparently about $5000 was due to some antique wooden doorway that is pretty much ruined beyond repair now.
 
2014-02-10 12:49:42 PM

Mikey1969: FREDIOHEAD: " I'd like to place an assault."

Yeah, I didn't know that you could order those to be delivered... Must be some of that Beverly Hills shiat.

AeAe: It's $20k in damage supposedly.  How do you cause 20k in damage?

Apparently the sulphur in the eggs eats away at paint. I would guess that it is either a LOT of paint, it ate at the stucco/siding as well, or that they are getting a quote to paint the whole side of the house where it happened so that it will match. Either way, I have known for years that egging isn't just "harmless", but $20k is certainly high.


I'm thinking if your mansion is valued over $5mil, $20 grand may be the cost of replacing some stupid "one-of-a-kind" light fixture.
 
2014-02-10 01:00:05 PM

Glenford: AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.

Hey, he was an innocent little kid when he left us. YOU people corrupted him.

You broke him, you bought him.


C'mon, we'll throw in Celine Dion!   But we're keeping Trebek and Shatner.  Deal?
 
2014-02-10 01:07:19 PM
Can't we just Singapore cane him a couple hundred times in public, and just hope that teaches him a lesson? Let's be reasonable, rational people here.
 
2014-02-10 01:10:09 PM
I wonder if there's an HOA in that neighborhood...If someone in my neighborhood is convicted of doing damage to another's house, that's in the bylines as an offense that gets you booted.
 
2014-02-10 01:29:15 PM

Jacksplatt: AverageAmericanGuy: THANKS, CANADA.

He was fine when he was here. You Americans turned him into a douche nozzle. You break it you bought it pal


Don't call me pal, buddy.
 
2014-02-10 01:36:18 PM
Both sides have a point here... Bieber is from Canada but was in the US when he broke. Both sides are equally at fault, therefore we should all act like adults here and compromise. We cut him in half, Canada gets one half and the US gets the other.
 
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