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(WWE)   Who gets checked into the Hall of Pain first? Will the crowd noise be muted the entire show? How many insults will Bad News Barrett throw at Betty White? Find out on RAW (8pm est, USA)   (wwe.com) divider line 1760
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2014-02-10 12:55:10 AM
Fark this shiat, where's Punk?!  :D


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2014-02-10 09:08:14 AM
And here is the non- greened submission

Since Mae Young's death, Mark Henry has been a lonely man, raising a surly Handteen all by himself. But Tonight, Mizark returns to WWE RAW to take guest host Betty White as his bride. Sweet interracial nonagenarian login, begins at 8 PM on USA.
 
2014-02-10 09:18:35 AM
Huzzah!  My first Raw green in a long time!  :)
 
2014-02-10 09:19:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: And here is the non- greened submission

Since Mae Young's death, Mark Henry has been a lonely man, raising a surly Handteen all by himself. But Tonight, Mizark returns to WWE RAW to take guest host Betty White as his bride. Sweet interracial nonagenarian login, begins at 8 PM on USA.


...and the one time I get another WWE green, I bump a funnier headline, lol

/self chair-shot
 
2014-02-10 10:21:28 AM
Why isn't this in the music tab?
 
2014-02-10 10:27:19 AM

nekom: Why isn't this in the music tab?


Because FUNK you that's why!

/groovy
 
2014-02-10 10:31:22 AM
My headline was better :(
 
2014-02-10 10:38:01 AM

cman: My headline was better :(


Well, with my headline at -2 already, I'm sorry I submitted one this week, lulz.

Shall I petition the mods for a headline replacement?  (seriously...I don't want to be a party killer here)
 
2014-02-10 10:45:07 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: My headline was better :(

Well, with my headline at -2 already, I'm sorry I submitted one this week, lulz.

Shall I petition the mods for a headline replacement?  (seriously...I don't want to be a party killer here)


You have the green. You won the battle. You were the better gentlemen in the game. I am just a sore loser.
 
2014-02-10 10:47:26 AM

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: My headline was better :(

Well, with my headline at -2 already, I'm sorry I submitted one this week, lulz.

Shall I petition the mods for a headline replacement?  (seriously...I don't want to be a party killer here)

You have the green. You won the battle. You were the better gentlemen in the game. I am just a sore loser.


Eh, I may have won, but I'm a team player too.  ;)

I'll gladly bury my headline to catering so we can maximize the lulz.  It's up to the group though, so whatevs.  :)
 
2014-02-10 10:59:22 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: My headline was better :(

Well, with my headline at -2 already, I'm sorry I submitted one this week, lulz.

Shall I petition the mods for a headline replacement?  (seriously...I don't want to be a party killer here)

You have the green. You won the battle. You were the better gentlemen in the game. I am just a sore loser.

Eh, I may have won, but I'm a team player too.  ;)

I'll gladly bury my headline to catering so we can maximize the lulz.  It's up to the group though, so whatevs.  :)


There is nothing worng with your headline dear. Besides I doubt the mods would de-green one just to un-red another.** As long as we have a thread to play in this evening we will all be happy!

**However I am a believer that dugitman (is best mod) can do anything!
 
2014-02-10 11:06:24 AM
I, for one, wish I had cable just so I could see whatever hijinx Betty White has in store.
 
2014-02-10 11:50:31 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: My headline was better :(

Well, with my headline at -2 already, I'm sorry I submitted one this week, lulz.

Shall I petition the mods for a headline replacement?  (seriously...I don't want to be a party killer here)

You have the green. You won the battle. You were the better gentlemen in the game. I am just a sore loser.

Eh, I may have won, but I'm a team player too.  ;)

I'll gladly bury my headline to catering so we can maximize the lulz.  It's up to the group though, so whatevs.  :)


I love you
 
2014-02-10 11:56:42 AM
The green is the green, and that's that.

Now, I shall take my ball and go home.
 
2014-02-10 12:02:39 PM

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: My headline was better :(

Well, with my headline at -2 already, I'm sorry I submitted one this week, lulz.

Shall I petition the mods for a headline replacement?  (seriously...I don't want to be a party killer here)

You have the green. You won the battle. You were the better gentlemen in the game. I am just a sore loser.

Eh, I may have won, but I'm a team player too.  ;)

I'll gladly bury my headline to catering so we can maximize the lulz.  It's up to the group though, so whatevs.  :)

I love you


D'awwww....right in the feels!

cs308129.vk.me


/lol
//thanks  :D
 
2014-02-10 12:03:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The green is the green, and that's that.


unless you ask for red....or Christmas if you can't decide


/now I'm craving New Mexican food
//nomnom
 
2014-02-10 01:22:21 PM
All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.
 
2014-02-10 01:32:56 PM

JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.


Well that's a lot more original than "Why isn't this in the Entertainment Tab?"

lulz
 
2014-02-10 01:41:15 PM

JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-10 03:10:04 PM

JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-10 03:14:23 PM

JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.


"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-10 03:16:46 PM

JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.


That wasn't nice
 
2014-02-10 03:27:31 PM

cman: JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.

That wasn't nice


He is too busy creating a zombie survival plan to follow up on our little thread.
 
2014-02-10 04:08:39 PM

Gunny Highway: cman: JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.

That wasn't nice

He is too busy creating a zombie survival plan to follow up on our little thread.


Well that's understandable. I really should work on mine. Something tells me my current plan of 'curl up into tiny ball and cry' isn't going to do much good
 
2014-02-10 04:25:00 PM

ShiningWizard: Gunny Highway: cman: JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.

That wasn't nice

He is too busy creating a zombie survival plan to follow up on our little thread.

Well that's understandable. I really should work on mine. Something tells me my current plan of 'curl up into tiny ball and cry' isn't going to do much good


Ah don't worry SW. I'm sure Dougie and his "Camaro of Warmth and Humility" will track you down to save you!

/if not, well the fetal position is my backup plan too
//after I run out of shotgun shells for my 12 guage
 
2014-02-10 04:47:16 PM

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Gunny Highway: cman: JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.

That wasn't nice

He is too busy creating a zombie survival plan to follow up on our little thread.

Well that's understandable. I really should work on mine. Something tells me my current plan of 'curl up into tiny ball and cry' isn't going to do much good

Ah don't worry SW. I'm sure Dougie and his "Camaro of Warmth and Humility" will track you down to save you!

/if not, well the fetal position is my backup plan too
//after I run out of shotgun shells for my 12 guage


I have always assumed this to be my plan A-z:

g3ar.co.za

/hopefully not obscure
//ultra-kill
 
2014-02-10 04:48:03 PM
-4 now, eh?  Ah, this must be "bury the headline deeper than Zack Ryder" week.  XD
 
2014-02-10 05:37:33 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: -4 now, eh?  Ah, this must be "bury the headline deeper than Zack Ryder" week.  XD


Negative votes don't mean shiat. Positive votes however gets you a spot on Top Voted and a little bit of self-esteem.
 
2014-02-10 05:48:19 PM

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: -4 now, eh?  Ah, this must be "bury the headline deeper than Zack Ryder" week.  XD

Negative votes don't mean shiat. Positive votes however gets you a spot on Top Voted and a little bit of self-esteem.


Well, last week's MLP thread made the top 50 for the week, so I can hang my wizard hat on that, lol.  :)
 
2014-02-10 05:51:28 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: -4 now, eh?  Ah, this must be "bury the headline deeper than Zack Ryder" week.  XD

Negative votes don't mean shiat. Positive votes however gets you a spot on Top Voted and a little bit of self-esteem.

Well, last week's MLP thread made the top 50 for the week, so I can hang my wizard hat on that, lol.  :)


How/where do you check that?
 
2014-02-10 05:53:39 PM
So I won tickets from a radio contest to Sunday's WWE thing here in Vegas (won't know if I'm the 1 who gets ringside with some DJ till tomorrow though...10-1 chance I beleive)

Been to tons of boxing and UFC live here in town, but never Mr. McMahon's show, oddly fascinated by the prospect. Gonna watch tonight I guess to see some background on whatever the current stories are
 
2014-02-10 05:55:22 PM

my lip balm addiction: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: -4 now, eh?  Ah, this must be "bury the headline deeper than Zack Ryder" week.  XD

Negative votes don't mean shiat. Positive votes however gets you a spot on Top Voted and a little bit of self-esteem.

Well, last week's MLP thread made the top 50 for the week, so I can hang my wizard hat on that, lol.  :)

How/where do you check that?


click on "top voted" in the right-rail of the website.  Once the page loads, jump to the bottom and change the view to "7 days".
 
2014-02-10 05:55:23 PM

martissimo: So I won tickets from a radio contest to Sunday's WWE thing here in Vegas (won't know if I'm the 1 who gets ringside with some DJ till tomorrow though...10-1 chance I beleive)

Been to tons of boxing and UFC live here in town, but never Mr. McMahon's show, oddly fascinated by the prospect. Gonna watch tonight I guess to see some background on whatever the current stories are


My advice?  Go and cheer the baddies and cheer the goodies.  Remember it is a show and have a blast.

And my number one rule?  Don't ruin it for kids.
 
2014-02-10 06:30:24 PM

martissimo: So I won tickets from a radio contest to Sunday's WWE thing here in Vegas (won't know if I'm the 1 who gets ringside with some DJ till tomorrow though...10-1 chance I beleive)

Been to tons of boxing and UFC live here in town, but never Mr. McMahon's show, oddly fascinated by the prospect. Gonna watch tonight I guess to see some background on whatever the current stories are


Hey aren't you new here? Well then, here is your obligatory *Chairshot*

/seriously have fun at the show
//had ringside seats at a Raw event in December - good times!
 
2014-02-10 06:34:06 PM

Gunny Highway: My advice?  Go and cheer the baddies and cheer the goodies.  Remember it is a show and have a blast.

And my number one rule?  Don't ruin it for kids.


One would think the kids one goes without saying, but yeah I'm sure this is gonna be a ton more kids than a UFC card (heck don't remember seeing any of em there), lot more like a baseball game crowd wise I'm sure.

And to the other point, hell yeah I'm gonna have a blast
 
2014-02-10 06:38:43 PM

martissimo: Gunny Highway: My advice?  Go and cheer the baddies and cheer the goodies.  Remember it is a show and have a blast.

And my number one rule?  Don't ruin it for kids.

One would think the kids one goes without saying, but yeah I'm sure this is gonna be a ton more kids than a UFC card (heck don't remember seeing any of em there), lot more like a baseball game crowd wise I'm sure.

And to the other point, hell yeah I'm gonna have a blast


cactusjaq.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-10 07:21:39 PM
GO CANADA! GO CANADA! GO CA-

Oh... wrong thread.
Sorry.

*ahem*


YES! YES! YES! YES!
 
2014-02-10 07:22:38 PM

JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.


"So that thought crossed your mind huh? Must've been a long and lonely trip."
 
2014-02-10 07:22:48 PM
Sooo.......Punk vs Daniel Bryan @ WM?
 
2014-02-10 07:23:07 PM
I despise guest hosts so I am not looking forward to tonight at all
 
2014-02-10 07:23:23 PM
So does Heath Slater job to Betty White tonight?
 
2014-02-10 07:23:42 PM

ShiningWizard: Because FUNK you that's why!


..on a roll?
 
2014-02-10 07:24:59 PM

natural316: I despise guest hosts so I am not looking forward to tonight at all


If I was a guest host, you'd be glued to the screen and you'd like it!
 
2014-02-10 07:25:18 PM
"So we recapping tonight Brain?"

"Road to Wrestlemania featuring Betty White? Directionless? Rudderless? No Punk? Nah, I'll catch the Wyatt and Bryan sequence on Hulu tomorrow."

"We might miss something Brain."

"I'm willing to let the WWE prove me wrong at this point Monsoon."

"I'd nail Betty White to this day Brain."

"So would I Monsoon, so would I..."
 
2014-02-10 07:25:33 PM
May I present something I just got in the mail from jerry Brisco i105.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-10 07:25:43 PM

JerkyMeat: All you fans are retards and the equivalent of a juggalo.


That was it? That was your best shot?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-10 07:27:58 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-10 07:28:24 PM
I HAVE RETURNED!

*pyro goes off too early*

MY HAIR!
 
2014-02-10 07:29:04 PM
I'm here, no-selling a tooth extraction just to be here for a little while before I head into work.
 
2014-02-10 07:29:18 PM
Is there an interwebs feed? My imaginary wife is hogging the remote and watching curling coverage.
 
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