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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   There are better ways to support the Second Amendment than having one of your store employees dress up like a banana and carry a loaded gun while walking up and down the highway   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 64
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2014-02-09 05:45:12 PM
i.imgur.com

He'll get off on a peel.
 
2014-02-09 05:53:31 PM
Should have split and tried to give them the slip.
 
2014-02-09 06:01:12 PM
Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.
 
2014-02-09 06:01:55 PM

Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

He'll get off on a peel.


/thread
 
2014-02-09 06:03:42 PM
Was it actually an AK-47, I wonder?


Derek Poe

POE'S LAW.
 
2014-02-09 06:12:57 PM

imapirate: Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.



Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.
 
2014-02-09 06:59:28 PM

The_Sponge: Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.


Ya know, I'm not anti-guns. I don't own any guns but that's because 1) I can't really afford them and 2) I live in a smallish house with two children and no real options as far as installing a safe. That said, at some point I'm going to inherit a small arsenal of shotguns, pistols and revolvers (including several Colt Pythons - AWESOME!) from my FIL, a responsible lifetime NRA member who I'm sure would have very choice words for the asshole in TFA.

Anywho, it's time for gun owners to do what the GOP should have done years ago and ostracize the farking nutcase fringe lunatics within their ranks or eventually the fringe will become the norm, or at least perceptually so from anyone outside the ranks. Just like the GOP, if gun enthusiasts don't want to be targeted as a band of lunatics, sever ties with the lunatics.

If you have the time, google "Knob Creek 4th of July." It's a place near where I live. Yeah, it would be pretty cool to show up to that in a banana suit, wouldn't it?
 
2014-02-09 07:03:05 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

lol
 
2014-02-09 07:05:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-09 07:07:59 PM
I haven't seen a fruit this angry since Will and Grace was canceled.
 
2014-02-09 07:12:08 PM
I believe that support for anything is better when dressed like a banana.
 
2014-02-09 07:14:36 PM
If Kirk Cameron kept trying to prove you were divinely inspired by shoving you up his pooper you'd come in heavy too
 
2014-02-09 07:28:23 PM
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
 
2014-02-09 07:28:40 PM

fusillade762: Was it actually an AK-47, I wonder?


Derek Poe

POE'S LAW.


It was an AR-47 Glock assault revolver. Try to keep up.
 
2014-02-09 07:30:12 PM
What a great advertising scheme. That trolling Poe is a slick businessman. That $200 fine is way cheaper than running a tv ad and I be the was on every local channel.
 
2014-02-09 07:32:44 PM
Protip: Want to avoid "tragically" killing innocent people with your guns? Leave the guns at home locked in a safe,

"But but but I have to have my gun loaded at my side for the 'big black guy' who attacks me in my daydreams!!1!!"
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-09 07:33:29 PM

Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

He'll get off on a peel.


Lock up on your way out......done in one.
 
2014-02-09 07:45:27 PM
Better: Yes

More fun: No
 
2014-02-09 07:45:35 PM

imapirate: The_Sponge: Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.

Ya know, I'm not anti-guns. I don't own any guns but that's because 1) I can't really afford them and 2) I live in a smallish house with two children and no real options as far as installing a safe. That said, at some point I'm going to inherit a small arsenal of shotguns, pistols and revolvers (including several Colt Pythons - AWESOME!) from my FIL, a responsible lifetime NRA member who I'm sure would have very choice words for the asshole in TFA.

Anywho, it's time for gun owners to do what the GOP should have done years ago and ostracize the farking nutcase fringe lunatics within their ranks or eventually the fringe will become the norm, or at least perceptually so from anyone outside the ranks. Just like the GOP, if gun enthusiasts don't want to be targeted as a band of lunatics, sever ties with the lunatics.

If you have the time, google "Knob Creek 4th of July." It's a place near where I live. Yeah, it would be pretty cool to show up to that in a banana suit, wouldn't it?


RGOINO.
 
2014-02-09 07:46:05 PM
Soon after, he was taken down by none other than:

awesomegifs.com


PS, I'd love to see this guy do that in Detroit or Southside Chicago (especially Englewood)!
 
2014-02-09 07:46:48 PM

The_Sponge: imapirate: Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.


Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.


Yeah, The_Sponge is responsible enough to proudly admit he will never register his gun.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505375/81526011#c81526011
 
2014-02-09 07:54:56 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: RGOINO.


Dafuq? I even googled that.
 
2014-02-09 07:55:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a fruit this angry since Will and Grace was canceled.


stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-02-09 07:56:35 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-09 07:57:04 PM
"a city ordinance prohibiting soliciting alongside roadways."

Wish we had that. The Liberty Tax weasels dress up a temp as the Statue of Liberty, standing on the road shoulder of a state highway for three months every year, trying to attract attention. Normal business promotions last one Saturday afternoon.
 
2014-02-09 07:59:02 PM
Banana Republicans?
 
Rat
2014-02-09 08:04:45 PM

QU!RK1019: The_Sponge: imapirate: Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.


Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.

Yeah, The_Sponge is responsible enough to proudly admit he will never register his gun.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505375/81526011#c81526011


Please don't associate responsibility with registration.

™ thanks, appreciate it
 
2014-02-09 08:06:04 PM
The banana clip is in upside down in that AK47 pic.
 
2014-02-09 08:08:13 PM

imapirate: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: RGOINO.

Dafuq? I even googled that.


Republican Responsible Gun Owner In Name Only.

/since you were invoking the gop's problems
 
2014-02-09 08:11:25 PM

QU!RK1019: The_Sponge: imapirate: Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.


Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.

Yeah, The_Sponge is responsible enough to proudly admit he will never register his gun.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505375/81526011#c81526011


Who the f*ck in their right mind would?
 
2014-02-09 08:13:58 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Republican Responsible Gun Owner In Name Only.

/since you were invoking the gop's problems


HA! OK I should have guessed that.
 
2014-02-09 08:24:10 PM
Don't judge me.
 
2014-02-09 08:37:26 PM

Rat: QU!RK1019: The_Sponge: imapirate: Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.


Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.

Yeah, The_Sponge is responsible enough to proudly admit he will never register his gun.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505375/81526011#c81526011

Please don't associate responsibility with registration.

™ thanks, appreciate it


Yeah. No responsible person would register anything. I didn't register my copy of Diablo! Don't f**k with me! I'll take you down with me!
 
2014-02-09 08:38:13 PM

Catlenfell: Don't judge me.


OK.
 
2014-02-09 08:53:43 PM
Attention whores gotta whore.
 
Rat
2014-02-09 08:55:06 PM

jso2897: Rat: QU!RK1019: The_Sponge: imapirate: Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.


Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.

Yeah, The_Sponge is responsible enough to proudly admit he will never register his gun.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505375/81526011#c81526011

Please don't associate responsibility with registration.

™ thanks, appreciate it

Yeah. No responsible person would register anything. I didn't register my copy of Diablo! Don't f**k with me! I'll take you down with me!


Sure, throw a few Stones of Jordan around and people look the other way.  Been there.
 
2014-02-09 08:56:35 PM

jso2897: Rat: QU!RK1019: The_Sponge: imapirate: Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.


Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.

Yeah, The_Sponge is responsible enough to proudly admit he will never register his gun.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505375/81526011#c81526011

Please don't associate responsibility with registration.

™ thanks, appreciate it

Yeah. No responsible person would register anything. I didn't register my copy of Diablo! Don't f**k with me! I'll take you down with me!


Yeah, how's that DRMed up the butt server only registration mandatory and at our mercy forever current gaming business model working for you?
 
2014-02-09 09:03:43 PM
Gob?
 
2014-02-09 09:24:01 PM

Farker Soze: jso2897: Rat: QU!RK1019: The_Sponge: imapirate: Another example of "responsible" gun ownership.


Hey....don't lump me in with yahoos like this guy.

/Although going to my local shooting range on Halloween while dressed up as a piece of fruit sounds like fun.

Yeah, The_Sponge is responsible enough to proudly admit he will never register his gun.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505375/81526011#c81526011

Please don't associate responsibility with registration.

™ thanks, appreciate it

Yeah. No responsible person would register anything. I didn't register my copy of Diablo! Don't f**k with me! I'll take you down with me!

Yeah, how's that DRMed up the butt server only registration mandatory and at our mercy forever current gaming business model working for you?


Technically, i would have been talking about D2 - you can't really avoid "registering" D3.
To answer your question - I always played D2 online, even as a single player, because you can pick up your game from any machine you play on - so it's transparent to me. The Auction House is a shiatshow, but they are getting rid of it. It's pretty, but not any funner than it's predecessor - maybe not as fun. So -meh. I've gotten my 100 hours of gameplay out of it. I would neither recommend it nor warn you off.
 
2014-02-09 09:27:20 PM
BECAUSE GUNS
 
2014-02-09 09:30:53 PM

Rat: Please don't associate responsibility with registration.

™ thanks, appreciate it


None of mine are...

Not required.
 
2014-02-09 09:43:23 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a fruit this angry since Will and Grace was canceled.


I absolutely love you.
 
2014-02-09 09:46:19 PM

baka-san: Rat: Please don't associate responsibility with registration.

™ thanks, appreciate it

None of mine are...

Not required.


Responsible?
Registered?
Required?
Appreciated?
 
2014-02-09 09:47:08 PM
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
Amateur.
 
2014-02-09 10:02:28 PM
Am I the only one who is surprised this did not happen in Florida?
 
2014-02-09 10:04:40 PM

imapirate: Anywho, it's time for gun owners to do what the GOP should have done years ago and ostracize the farking nutcase fringe lunatics within their ranks or eventually the fringe will become the norm, or at least perceptually so from anyone outside the ranks.


What?

What exactly is giving you the impression that all gun owners are some kind of unified group?  Do you think car owners need to unite and "ostracize" all the shiatty drivers, too?

Ownership of a particular type of equipment doesn't magically make you a member of some sort of club with meetings and shiat.  If you're talking about the NRA (which, y'know, is a club) then say 'the NRA', don't say 'gun owners'.  Gun owners don't have some united rulebook, they don't vote on shiat, and there's no central leadership to even take the kind of action you're proposing... even if that action wasn't retarded in the first place (which it is).
 
2014-02-09 10:15:42 PM

Jim_Callahan: imapirate: Anywho, it's time for gun owners to do what the GOP should have done years ago and ostracize the farking nutcase fringe lunatics within their ranks or eventually the fringe will become the norm, or at least perceptually so from anyone outside the ranks.

What?

What exactly is giving you the impression that all gun owners are some kind of unified group?  Do you think car owners need to unite and "ostracize" all the shiatty drivers, too?

Ownership of a particular type of equipment doesn't magically make you a member of some sort of club with meetings and shiat.  If you're talking about the NRA (which, y'know, is a club) then say 'the NRA', don't say 'gun owners'.  Gun owners don't have some united rulebook, they don't vote on shiat, and there's no central leadership to even take the kind of action you're proposing... even if that action wasn't retarded in the first place (which it is).


Car owners and drivers don't have a constitutional amendment to hide behind when they make a mistake or behave like a farking idiot. Don't pretend it's the same thing.
 
2014-02-09 10:23:59 PM
He wasn't the most popular employee at the water cooler, was he?...
 
2014-02-09 10:26:27 PM

Electrify: Am I the only one who is surprised this did not happen in Florida?


Nope, I was ready to admonish the submitter for not using the Florida tag.
 
2014-02-09 10:50:12 PM

Jim_Callahan: imapirate: Anywho, it's time for gun owners to do what the GOP should have done years ago and ostracize the farking nutcase fringe lunatics within their ranks or eventually the fringe will become the norm, or at least perceptually so from anyone outside the ranks.

What?

What exactly is giving you the impression that all gun owners are some kind of unified group?  Do you think car owners need to unite and "ostracize" all the shiatty drivers, too?

Ownership of a particular type of equipment doesn't magically make you a member of some sort of club with meetings and shiat.  If you're talking about the NRA (which, y'know, is a club) then say 'the NRA', don't say 'gun owners'.  Gun owners don't have some united rulebook, they don't vote on shiat, and there's no central leadership to even take the kind of action you're proposing... even if that action wasn't retarded in the first place (which it is).


*pat*

You'll get over it.
 
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