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(Daily Mail)   Porn company tells convicted murderer Amanda "Foxy Knoxy" she is smokin' hot and offers her $20,000 to offset mounting legal costs, by starring in one of their films. The gracious offer allows her to choose sex acts and partner. Killer deal   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 76
    More: Spiffy, Amanda Knox, Sydney Leathers, legal costs, IAC, film distributor, Anthony Weiner, The Daily Beast  
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-09 12:13:17 PM
$20,000?  Did someone leave out some zeros?  That's not much more than the "octomom" got.
 
2014-02-09 12:15:24 PM
It's a trap! They're gonna induce a drug-fueled orgy to see what she does.
 
2014-02-09 12:40:45 PM
She's already gone down twice in the Italian courts.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-09 12:45:33 PM

vudukungfu: She's already gone down twice in the Italian courts.


That's why they really want her back.
 
2014-02-09 12:49:28 PM
Since she didn't do it, I'd fap to it. Oh who am I kidding, I would even if she did
 
2014-02-09 12:50:13 PM
spiffy?
 
2014-02-09 12:59:23 PM
Does the carpet match the drapes?
 
2014-02-09 01:05:45 PM
lov-3.net

I'd watch.
 
2014-02-09 01:24:44 PM
Is it called "If I farked her"?
 
2014-02-09 01:25:22 PM

vpb: they really want her on her back.

 
2014-02-09 01:26:45 PM
Maybe the price will go up if she grows her hair out again!  The current haristyle (not pictured) really took points off!
 
2014-02-09 01:27:58 PM
Can you imagine the outrage if she done it? I think there'd be at least a week of stories about how horrible it was; and how horrible she is.
 
2014-02-09 01:28:13 PM
Whelp.

There it goes.

What little faith in humanity I managed to conjure up when I opened my eyes this morning. Good morning FARK, by the way.

This right here is why we never have to worry about first contact from an Alien species.
 
2014-02-09 01:28:49 PM
I don't get it. She's not hideous, but hot?

There's something off about her face. Something about the eyes, other than being crazy eyes.
 
2014-02-09 01:29:38 PM
Realistically, they should add a zero. Regardless, I would happily watch her degrade herself.
 
2014-02-09 01:30:05 PM
Is that how much it costs to stick your dick in crazy?
 
2014-02-09 01:30:15 PM
I have their title already.

"Amanda Knox Boots."
 
2014-02-09 01:30:23 PM
Also, there's a picture of her in court with a giant chanker on her lip.
 
2014-02-09 01:30:35 PM
This offer is just a cheap shot for publicity. Staying the clean cut all American girl helps her court case & her book deal which is potentially worth millions.
 
2014-02-09 01:30:47 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [lov-3.net image 298x449]

I'd watch.


I might even pay for it.
 
2014-02-09 01:34:30 PM
She already got railroaded by the bullshiat Italian legal system.  She was made into a salacious scandal by European tabloids and that's the only reason she was convicted.  They are just keeping that money source in the news.
 
2014-02-09 01:36:50 PM
convicted murderer

Yes, but she was convicted in Italy, so it doesn't count. And anyway, she was later released on acquittals. Of course, they then tried her again, because apparently, in Italy, you can just keep trying someone until you get the result you like.

So, yeah, like I said: it doesn't count.

/seriously: four years in prison before she finally gets her first trial?
/seriously, Italy: fark you
 
2014-02-09 01:40:10 PM

dr428: Maybe the price will go up if she grows her hair out again!  The current haristyle (not pictured) really took points off!


pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-09 01:41:42 PM

jamspoon: This offer is just a cheap shot for publicity. Staying the clean cut all American girl helps her court case & her book deal which is potentially worth millions.


I gotta agree with you. Not the "millions" part (that's over-stating it a bit), but porn is a last ditch thing and Knox is nowhere near Octomom level desperation.
I just don't know why they didn't go ahead and add the zero to make them seem more big time. It's not like they'd even have to pay it.
 
2014-02-09 01:42:47 PM
I don't know if I'd pay for it, but I might bookmark a Fark thread about it.

/cheap Liter
 
2014-02-09 01:43:42 PM
FTA: Kulich says Knox will get to choose which sex acts she performs on film, and which 'talent' she wants to work with.

I think we could all agree some lesbian porn would be good and I know just the "Talent"

2-ps.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-09 01:44:08 PM

Ishkur: Is that how much it costs to stick your dick in crazy?


No, that costs you your house and half your savings
 
2014-02-09 01:53:51 PM

Gary-L: dr428: Maybe the price will go up if she grows her hair out again!  The current haristyle (not pictured) really took points off!

[pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com image 600x445]


You can tell from the pictures that the thrill of all this foreign intrigue has pretty much worn off.
Attention naive/dumb American girls: The rest of the world is not Disneyland.
 
2014-02-09 02:12:38 PM
I'm sure Larry Flynt offered a cool million as soon as she was charged.  Just had to wait on the outcome of the trial.
 
2014-02-09 02:13:35 PM
Knoxy just might be up for it if the flic is S&M.
 
2014-02-09 02:18:12 PM
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2014-02-09 02:19:06 PM
She got a $3 million book deal so I'm guessing she will turn this down.  The "foxy knoxy" knickname was given to her as a kid playing soccer because she moved like a fox.  The ridiculous European tabloids picked it up and put it to use slut-shaming her.  The judges and jurors at her trials were freely allowed to follow all the media spectacle, they've admitted that they were "confused" by the coverage, Amanda Knox never had a chance.
 
2014-02-09 02:19:24 PM

Ishkur: Is that how much it costs to stick your dick in crazy?


In her case? Your life.
 
2014-02-09 02:27:00 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [lov-3.net image 298x449]

I'd watch.


Watch?  I would act out a scene with her for nothing.
 
2014-02-09 02:31:39 PM

eas81: FTA: Kulich says Knox will get to choose which sex acts she performs on film, and which 'talent' she wants to work with.

I think we could all agree some lesbian porn would be good and I know just the "Talent"

[2-ps.googleusercontent.com image 450x337]


A duck?
 
2014-02-09 02:34:06 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

I don't see what the porn industry sees in her.
 
2014-02-09 02:49:00 PM
I'd hope for a girl/girl scene but she might go all stabby.
 
2014-02-09 02:49:07 PM
I'd take a stab at it.
 
2014-02-09 02:49:43 PM
Italian sales would be very high.
But she does not appear to be all that sexy in her demeanor.
Porn stars don't make middle class wages and not for an extended period. 
In order to make real money they need to own the production and distribution and usually men are the ones who have that control.
 
2014-02-09 02:51:13 PM

tripleseven: I don't get it. She's not hideous, but hot?

There's something off about her face. Something about the eyes, other than being crazy eyes.


She's very, very hot.


Wipe the Cheetos dust off your monitor.
 
2014-02-09 02:58:25 PM

tripleseven: chanker


This is what happen when you go to Italy and "experience" the locals. I guess risking STD's is so romantic when it's Europe. (Cue the Onion article.)
 
2014-02-09 02:59:47 PM

ArcadianRefugee: convicted murderer
/seriously: four years in prison before she finally gets her first trial?
/seriously, Italy: fark you


What kind of monstrous system could detain foreign nationals for years without trial?  How outrageous!
 
2014-02-09 03:00:09 PM

steverockson: She got a $3 million book deal so I'm guessing she will turn this down.  The "foxy knoxy" knickname was given to her as a kid playing soccer because she moved like a fox.  The ridiculous European tabloids picked it up and put it to use slut-shaming her.  The judges and jurors at her trials were freely allowed to follow all the media spectacle, they've admitted that they were "confused" by the coverage, Amanda Knox never had a chance.


You sound American.
 
2014-02-09 03:12:56 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [lov-3.net image 298x449]

I'd watch.


THIS.
 
2014-02-09 03:18:39 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [lov-3.net image 298x449]

I'd watch.


I rather do the banging
 
2014-02-09 03:24:57 PM

mephisto6: jamspoon: This offer is just a cheap shot for publicity. Staying the clean cut all American girl helps her court case & her book deal which is potentially worth millions.

I gotta agree with you. Not the "millions" part (that's over-stating it a bit), but porn is a last ditch thing and Knox is nowhere near Octomom level desperation.
I just don't know why they didn't go ahead and add the zero to make them seem more big time. It's not like they'd even have to pay it.


Not just a book deal but I am sure she had non porn job offers as well and that could help her more in the long term.
 
2014-02-09 03:26:28 PM

patagoniantoothfish: ArcadianRefugee: convicted murderer
/seriously: four years in prison before she finally gets her first trial?
/seriously, Italy: fark you

What kind of monstrous system could detain foreign nationals for years without trial?  How outrageous!


I know, right. What a bunch of barbarians.
 
2014-02-09 03:31:23 PM

realgamecock: I don't see what the porn industry sees in her.


Fyi, produced videos look far better than the one not super hot pic you scrounged up.
 
2014-02-09 03:35:44 PM
I was amused by the Justine Sacco offer that was mentioned in TFA.

Kulich offered Sacco $10,000 to appear in an adult film with the title 'Justine's African Vacation.'

I'm imagining an hour of her getting railed by black dudes with giant cocks.
 
2014-02-09 03:47:29 PM
Is it a snuff movie?
 
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