antidisestablishmentarianism: I thought it was tequila that makes her clothes fall off?
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: They don't need a pill to make British chicks put out...They need one to make them go home afterward.
FrancoFile: Subby, women have moved on from the pink sweet stuff. Now they drink white, bubbly sweet stuff./there is good Moscato out there//and there's a place for it in your cellar///but it's hard to find among the oceans of crap
FrancoFile: /there is good Moscato out there
iheartscotch: Can we put this stuff in the public water supply? I think a lot of our problems would solve themselves.
cretinbob: [www.chipchick.com image 850x662]
Omnivorous: The article is incorrect about Viagra's patent expiring in 2013 -- it is valid through 2019. Link
rev. dave: From pine bark? So, sucking on a tree is what makes them horny?
megarian: White zin makes me kinda angry and very hungover.But whiskey on the other hand...*eyebrow waggle*
cookiefleck: For me, two glasses of a good malbec and a martini and I get all bendy.
megarian: But whiskey on the other hand...*eyebrow waggle*
rickythepenguin: cookiefleck: For me, two glasses of a good malbec and a martini and I get all bendy.Note to self......be sure to buy cookiefleck three glasses of malbec and two martinis if you ever meet her.....note to self.....megarian: But whiskey on the other hand...*eyebrow waggle*note to self....be sure to buy megarian whiskey if you ever meet her...and before she turns 40 and explodes./inside joke
Bob_Laublaw: FrancoFile: /there is good Moscato out thereI've had a few that weren't so sweet as to kill a diabetic, but I'll only try it if it's Africa-level hot outside.As for White Zin, it's the perfect drink for watching football with the lads down at the pub.
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