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(International Business Times)   White zinfandel goes on sale in the UK   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 43
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2014-02-09 01:13:07 PM
I thought it was tequila that makes her clothes fall off?
 
2014-02-09 01:25:52 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I thought it was tequila that makes her clothes fall off?


Only the panties, according to research.
 
2014-02-09 01:47:03 PM
Subby, women have moved on from the pink sweet stuff.  Now they drink white, bubbly sweet stuff.

/there is good Moscato out there
//and there's a place for it in your cellar
///but it's hard to find among the oceans of crap
 
2014-02-09 01:47:21 PM
Can we put this stuff in the public water supply? I think a lot of our problems would solve themselves.
 
2014-02-09 01:48:00 PM
Will it make a tasty roofie colada?
 
2014-02-09 01:56:13 PM
www.chipchick.com
 
2014-02-09 01:58:33 PM
They don't need a pill to make British chicks put out...

They need one to make them go home afterward.
 
2014-02-09 01:59:56 PM
White zin makes me kinda angry and very hungover.

But whiskey on the other hand...*eyebrow waggle*
 
2014-02-09 01:59:57 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: They don't need a pill to make British chicks put out...

They need one to make them go home afterward.


That's why you get hookers.

You're not paying them for sex; you're paying them to leave afterwords.
 
2014-02-09 02:01:23 PM

FrancoFile: Subby, women have moved on from the pink sweet stuff.  Now they drink white, bubbly sweet stuff.

/there is good Moscato out there
//and there's a place for it in your cellar
///but it's hard to find among the oceans of crap


www.ghettowine.com
 
2014-02-09 02:02:29 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
WGJ
2014-02-09 02:04:33 PM
It makes their clit hard?
 
2014-02-09 02:07:24 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I thought it was tequila that makes her clothes fall off?


No no, over there, that's Patrick Stewart

/he's already seen everything
 
2014-02-09 02:08:35 PM

FrancoFile: /there is good Moscato out there


I've had a few that weren't so sweet as to kill a diabetic, but I'll only try it if it's Africa-level hot outside.

As for White Zin, it's the perfect drink for watching football with the lads down at the pub.
 
2014-02-09 02:09:04 PM
I think it's called British fly.
 
2014-02-09 02:15:22 PM
Rebranding pycnogenol because apparantly the whole anti-oxidant thing died down.
 
2014-02-09 02:15:48 PM
From the WABAC machine, Sherman discovered that lemon gin worked well.
 
2014-02-09 02:21:30 PM
If they ever invent the "makes you forget whatever dumb, irritating or insensitive thing your SO did" pill, let me know.

/Not something Moscato could fix, but tequila maybe
//Problem is 90 percent mental, the other half is emotional
 
2014-02-09 02:26:25 PM
Wait. This pill is for the guys to get them to bugger the Limey slags, right?
 
2014-02-09 02:27:51 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: They don't need a pill to make British chicks put out...

They need one to make them go home afterward.



But then you'd miss out on all that antiquing.
 
2014-02-09 02:28:29 PM

iheartscotch: Can we put this stuff in the public water supply? I think a lot of our problems would solve themselves.


Wouldn't it be cheaper to make hookers Obamacare providers?
 
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2014-02-09 02:30:30 PM

cretinbob: [www.chipchick.com image 850x662]


From what I hear, Benjamin was very good at getting panties off.
 
2014-02-09 02:39:20 PM
The article is incorrect about Viagra's patent expiring in 2013 -- it is valid through 2019.  Link
 
Rat
2014-02-09 02:40:53 PM
I notice you have a little dog poopie on your shoe.

 
2014-02-09 02:42:15 PM
Let's try that again: Viagra patent upheld
 
2014-02-09 02:54:20 PM

Omnivorous: The article is incorrect about Viagra's patent expiring in 2013 -- it is valid through 2019.  Link


No it isn't.  It expired in 2013 in the UK.
 
2014-02-09 02:56:21 PM
From pine bark?  So, sucking on a tree is what makes them horny?
 
2014-02-09 03:02:07 PM

rev. dave: From pine bark?  So, sucking on a tree is what makes them horny?


O.o
 
2014-02-09 03:04:01 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I thought it was tequila that makes her clothes fall off?


In my experience tequila makes their clothes fall off wherever you are.

White zin is the slow burn that lets you get home before she gets you both arrested... then its "put that in me now every way you have imagined" time.

/just... what I have heard.
 
2014-02-09 03:06:48 PM
I thought SoCo was the liquid panty remover
 
2014-02-09 03:08:17 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I thought it was tequila that makes her clothes fall off?


I lold...also it appears aome folks have never heard this beautiful country ballad:


"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"

She said, "I'm going out with my girlfriends
For margaritas at the Holiday Inn"
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closet's missing half the things she bought
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing, she's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she'll say, "Oh what have I done?"
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
 
2014-02-09 03:16:09 PM

megarian: White zin makes me kinda angry and very hungover.

But whiskey on the other hand...*eyebrow waggle*


#groucho #marx
 
2014-02-09 03:47:24 PM
They should make a commercial for that stuff with Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew.
 
2014-02-09 04:28:54 PM
"Female sexual dysfunction is a complex area. There's no single cause and so there's no single magic bullet."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Wrong answer!

img.td-imgs.com
 
2014-02-09 04:51:34 PM
Danmmit!  I wish the media would stop saying "female Viagra."  Viagra is female Viagra, in that it enables tumescence in the genitals of females just as well as it does in males.  They are looking for an aphrodisiac, which Viagra is not.
 
2014-02-09 04:57:00 PM
For me, two glasses of a good malbec and a martini and I get all bendy.
 
2014-02-09 05:02:06 PM

cookiefleck: For me, two glasses of a good malbec and a martini and I get all bendy.


Note to self......be sure to buy cookiefleck three glasses of malbec and two martinis if you ever meet her.....note to self.....

megarian: But whiskey on the other hand...*eyebrow waggle*


note to self....be sure to buy megarian whiskey if you ever meet her...and before she turns 40 and explodes.

/inside joke
 
2014-02-09 05:27:25 PM

rickythepenguin: cookiefleck: For me, two glasses of a good malbec and a martini and I get all bendy.

Note to self......be sure to buy cookiefleck three glasses of malbec and two martinis if you ever meet her.....note to self.....

megarian: But whiskey on the other hand...*eyebrow waggle*

note to self....be sure to buy megarian whiskey if you ever meet her...and before she turns 40 and explodes.

/inside joke


You've more than a decade. GO!
 
2014-02-09 07:09:17 PM

Bob_Laublaw: FrancoFile: /there is good Moscato out there

I've had a few that weren't so sweet as to kill a diabetic, but I'll only try it if it's Africa-level hot outside.

As for White Zin, it's the perfect drink for watching football with the lads down at the pub.


Please tell me that this isn't true.
 
2014-02-09 07:25:46 PM
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"DEATH TO ALL ZINFANDELS!!!!"
 
2014-02-09 08:09:38 PM

Bob_Laublaw: FrancoFile: /there is good Moscato out there

I've had a few that weren't so sweet as to kill a diabetic, but I'll only try it if it's Africa-level hot outside.

As for White Zin, it's the perfect drink for watching football with the lads down at the pub.


A small glass of Moscato with a cold, salad-centric lunch works well.  Shrimp salad and cold green beans, with fruit after. That kind of thing.
 
2014-02-10 08:24:36 AM
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2014-02-10 02:37:09 PM
FWIW: Pycnogenol is the Patented name for the "Magic Anti-Oxidant" that can be made from the bark of certain trees.  The generic for this is grape seed extract.  same stuff but much cheaper.
 
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