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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Man beaten to death after he knocks over a honey bucket. Jesus, that Pooh Bear is a real asshole when he's drunk   ( divider line
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7226 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Feb 2014 at 9:24 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-09 10:32:02 AM  
3 votes:

H31N0US: As I eat some plain greek yogurt with a spoonful of honey in it.

/yes I know what a honey bucket is
//silly left coasters

If being silly means living in a place where conditions are such that I'm not familiar with having a bucket of human waste in the living room or what a bucket like that would be called then, yeah, I'm silly.
2014-02-09 10:48:53 AM  
2 votes:
Also, Subby got it wrong. The guy beaten to death did not knock over the honey bucket. He was its owner.
2014-02-09 10:45:36 AM  
1 vote:

Theaetetus: NutWrench: A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.

I had to look up "honey bucket" as a result of your comment. I really thought that, for some reason, he had a bucket of honey, and was pissed because now the floor would be all sticky.

And what's really funny is that I have a honey bucket.  It's a 5 gallon bucket of honey.  And I'd be really pissed if somebody knocked it over, both because the floor would be all sticky, and because honey is expensive.

Why do I have a bucket of honey?  For making mead, of course.

I don't keep it in the middle of the living room, it's on top of the beer fridge.
2014-02-09 10:11:50 AM  
1 vote:

uttertosh: I would like to make a sarcastic comment about Honey Boo Boo, but I'm too stoned, and can't think of anything.

Please help.


Do anything constructive today?

If no, stop smoking marijuana. It's easy because it's non-addictive and not harmful.

/loves watching people dry out, get angry, and yell at stoner (soon to be ex) friends.
//You smoke for a reason, find out why by quitting.
2014-02-09 09:36:10 AM  
1 vote:
Tigger had it coming.
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