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(Anchorage Daily News)   Man beaten to death after he knocks over a honey bucket. Jesus, that Pooh Bear is a real asshole when he's drunk   (adn.com) divider line 64
    More: Scary, Mountain Village, Clifford Schanrock, Alaska State Troopers, Yukon River, Village Homes  
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2014-02-09 01:59:14 AM  
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2014-02-09 08:40:35 AM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-02-09 08:58:26 AM  
Oh, bother
 
2014-02-09 08:59:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-09 09:33:25 AM  
I would like to make a sarcastic comment about Honey Boo Boo, but I'm too stoned, and can't think of anything.

Please help.
 
2014-02-09 09:36:10 AM  
Tigger had it coming.
 
2014-02-09 09:38:22 AM  

K3rmy: Tigger had it coming.


My apologies.

Tigger Attract and successful animal of the jungle had it coming.

Fixed that for political correctness
 
2014-02-09 09:39:45 AM  
Good thing the other people in the house watched the beating for a full 5 minutes before pulling the guy off.  You wouldn't want to stop the fight before he got a chance to kill the other guy.
 
2014-02-09 09:40:35 AM  

K3rmy: K3rmy: Tigger had it coming.

My apologies.


Tigger Attractive and successful animal of the jungle had it coming.

Fixed that for political correctness

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My spell-fu sucks today
 
2014-02-09 09:42:31 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-09 09:42:42 AM  

Starshines: Good thing the other people in the house watched the beating for a full 5 minutes before pulling the guy off.  You wouldn't want to stop the fight before he got a chance to kill the other guy.


It was in Alaska. That's the only entertainment they've had all winter.
 
2014-02-09 09:42:55 AM  
Officers found Schanrock, 56, unresponsive on the living room floor with bruising on his forehead and on both of his forearms, according to the affidavit.

Witnesses told troopers that at about 3 a.m. Wednesday, Beans was at the home and "highly intoxicated" when he accidentally knocked over Schanrock's honey bucket, which was in the middle of the room, according to the affidavit. The contents of the bucket spilled all over the floor.


A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.
 
2014-02-09 09:44:31 AM  
POed
 
2014-02-09 09:44:37 AM  
Not The Bees !!!!!!
 
2014-02-09 09:45:40 AM  

NutWrench: Officers found Schanrock, 56, unresponsive on the living room floor with bruising on his forehead and on both of his forearms, according to the affidavit.

Witnesses told troopers that at about 3 a.m. Wednesday, Beans was at the home and "highly intoxicated" when he accidentally knocked over Schanrock's honey bucket, which was in the middle of the room, according to the affidavit. The contents of the bucket spilled all over the floor.

A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.


If it seems confusing, just remember, Alaska is like Florida of the Arctic Circle... with more remote police protection.
 
2014-02-09 09:47:48 AM  

NutWrench: Officers found Schanrock, 56, unresponsive on the living room floor with bruising on his forehead and on both of his forearms, according to the affidavit.

Witnesses told troopers that at about 3 a.m. Wednesday, Beans was at the home and "highly intoxicated" when he accidentally knocked over Schanrock's honey bucket, which was in the middle of the room, according to the affidavit. The contents of the bucket spilled all over the floor.

A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.


Since this is BF Alaska, that's likely the only room in the place.
 
2014-02-09 09:48:16 AM  
Hey....asshole...That was my honey you
mutherfarkin son of a whore
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-09 09:48:57 AM  

NutWrench: Officers found Schanrock, 56, unresponsive on the living room floor with bruising on his forehead and on both of his forearms, according to the affidavit.

Witnesses told troopers that at about 3 a.m. Wednesday, Beans was at the home and "highly intoxicated" when he accidentally knocked over Schanrock's honey bucket, which was in the middle of the room, according to the affidavit. The contents of the bucket spilled all over the floor.

A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.


Doesn't everyone keep it there?
 
2014-02-09 09:49:44 AM  
What a "honey bucket" may look like:

upload.wikimedia.org

I'd be fightin' mad, too if that got dumped in the middle of my sitting room.
 
2014-02-09 09:49:47 AM  
philosophyforlife.org
/We're allowed to use profanity in headlines?
//bloody well time
 
2014-02-09 09:51:28 AM  

NutWrench: A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.


I had to look up "honey bucket" as a result of your comment. I really thought that, for some reason, he had a bucket of honey, and was pissed because now the floor would be all sticky.
 
2014-02-09 09:55:50 AM  

NutWrench: A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.


And Sarah Palin as your (former) governor.
 
2014-02-09 09:59:46 AM  
As I eat some plain greek yogurt with a spoonful of honey in it.

/yes I know what a honey bucket is
//silly left coasters
 
2014-02-09 10:01:15 AM  

Fear the Clam: NutWrench: A portable toilet. In the middle of your living room. And Sarah Palin as your (former) governor.

Growing up my mom didn't have an indoor toliet. In the winter they used a chamber pot. It was a large porcelain decorated pot. Oddly enough they have become collectible.
 
2014-02-09 10:02:49 AM  
NutWrench:
A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.


This. You're asking for it to get knocked over when you have it in the middle of a room full of people getting hammered on homemade liquor (because I doubt the orange water cooler with 'homebrew' was referring to beer).

Still sad though. This is one of those drinking stories that could have been funny with the passage of time, but instead will always be tragic.
 
2014-02-09 10:04:43 AM  

K3rmy: K3rmy: Tigger had it coming.

My apologies.

Tigger Attract and successful animal of the jungle had it coming.

Fixed that for political correctness


The preferred nomenclature is "usine-American".
 
2014-02-09 10:11:50 AM  

uttertosh: I would like to make a sarcastic comment about Honey Boo Boo, but I'm too stoned, and can't think of anything.

Please help.


Sure.

Do anything constructive today?

If no, stop smoking marijuana. It's easy because it's non-addictive and not harmful.

/loves watching people dry out, get angry, and yell at stoner (soon to be ex) friends.
//You smoke for a reason, find out why by quitting.
 
2014-02-09 10:14:15 AM  

Theaetetus: NutWrench: A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.

I had to look up "honey bucket" as a result of your comment. I really thought that, for some reason, he had a bucket of honey, and was pissed because now the floor would be all sticky.


Yup. I forgot the other definition of honey bucket. Haven't needed it ever since we installed the Magic Water Closet (tm).
 
2014-02-09 10:15:49 AM  
He'd probably had enough of his emo bullshirt too.
 
2014-02-09 10:16:12 AM  

RobSeace: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


That was my first thought too. I love that track.
 
2014-02-09 10:22:12 AM  
FTA: Beans stated that if he could say anything to Schanrock now it would be "sorry for hitting him" and "sorry for how the night ended up."

You know... with the deadness and all... uh, sorry 'bout that.

That's funny right there.
 
2014-02-09 10:28:08 AM  

brimed03: FTA: Beans stated that if he could say anything to Schanrock now it would be "sorry for hitting him" and "sorry for how the night ended up."

You know... with the deadness and all... uh, sorry 'bout that.

That's funny right there.


I read that in the voice of Jeff Foxworthy. I am soooo sorry.

/oh god the redneck in my blood is coming out... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
 
2014-02-09 10:32:02 AM  

H31N0US: As I eat some plain greek yogurt with a spoonful of honey in it.

/yes I know what a honey bucket is
//silly left coasters


If being silly means living in a place where conditions are such that I'm not familiar with having a bucket of human waste in the living room or what a bucket like that would be called then, yeah, I'm silly.
 
2014-02-09 10:32:25 AM  
Murder? I don't get it.

Beans was a guest at Schanrock's house. Beans spilled the drinks. Schanrock called out Beans for being a clumsy ahole and started the fight. According to witnesses the wrestling was going along about even until Beans got on top of Schamrock and started punching him hard enough to make him stop fighting. Beans then got up and left Schanrock's house. Later Schanrock died.

Actually, this all seems rather reasonable since neither Beans or Schanrock had discussed the rules of the fight in advance.
 
2014-02-09 10:45:36 AM  

Theaetetus: NutWrench: A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.

I had to look up "honey bucket" as a result of your comment. I really thought that, for some reason, he had a bucket of honey, and was pissed because now the floor would be all sticky.


And what's really funny is that I have a honey bucket.  It's a 5 gallon bucket of honey.  And I'd be really pissed if somebody knocked it over, both because the floor would be all sticky, and because honey is expensive.

Why do I have a bucket of honey?  For making mead, of course.

I don't keep it in the middle of the living room, it's on top of the beer fridge.
 
2014-02-09 10:48:53 AM  
Also, Subby got it wrong. The guy beaten to death did not knock over the honey bucket. He was its owner.
 
2014-02-09 10:53:29 AM  
tshirtgroove.com
 
2014-02-09 11:00:20 AM  

NutWrench: Officers found Schanrock, 56, unresponsive on the living room floor with bruising on his forehead and on both of his forearms, according to the affidavit.

Witnesses told troopers that at about 3 a.m. Wednesday, Beans was at the home and "highly intoxicated" when he accidentally knocked over Schanrock's honey bucket, which was in the middle of the room, according to the affidavit. The contents of the bucket spilled all over the floor.

A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.



"An Alaska State Trooper who arrived the next day at the home reported finding a orange water cooler with a low level of homebrew."
Arguments in a dry village are always about booze.
 
2014-02-09 11:06:11 AM  
Do we have any timetable as to when civilization is arriving up there?

So what you're telling me, is that if you have to take dump, you do it in in the middle of the room, with everybody watching.  A little starved for entertainment are we?  Sounds like basic training in the Army.
 
2014-02-09 11:18:27 AM  

kdawg7736: [tshirtgroove.com image 183x286]


Came to post this. Also own the shirt.
 
2014-02-09 11:20:40 AM  

zimbomba63: Do we have any timetable as to when civilization is arriving up there?

So what you're telling me, is that if you have to take dump, you do it in in the middle of the room, with everybody watching.  A little starved for entertainment are we?  Sounds like basic training in the Army.


Starved for entertainment? You can bet on when break-up occurs on the Nenana river. And don't forget that it's been more than a month since they've seen the sun.
 
2014-02-09 11:26:51 AM  

Starshines: Good thing the other people in the house watched the beating for a full 5 minutes before pulling the guy off.  You wouldn't want to stop the fight before he got a chance to kill the other guy.


He had powers. Political Powers. And he was up against an army of snow goons.
 
2014-02-09 11:31:21 AM  

lenfromak: NutWrench: Officers found Schanrock, 56, unresponsive on the living room floor with bruising on his forehead and on both of his forearms, according to the affidavit.

Witnesses told troopers that at about 3 a.m. Wednesday, Beans was at the home and "highly intoxicated" when he accidentally knocked over Schanrock's honey bucket, which was in the middle of the room, according to the affidavit. The contents of the bucket spilled all over the floor.

A portable toilet.
In the middle of your living room.

Since this is BF Alaska, that's likely the only room in the place.


Think of it as a live-work studio.
 
2014-02-09 11:36:38 AM  
Man beaten to death after he knocks over a honey bucket.Sweet!
 
2014-02-09 12:17:40 PM  
What I learned from this is that there are municipalities in Alaska where people crap in a bucket in their living room.

Thank you, Alaska. The rest of the country needs to to provide a favorable standard of comparison.
 
2014-02-09 12:19:04 PM  
Old asshole gets drunk, spills this guy's shiat bucket all over the floor. They start arguing, it comes to blows, old guy can't take a punch so he dies. Not really a murder so much as a "woops, sucks to be you dude. You got in a fight with someone and they fell over dead, you're farked." Like when that soccer player punched the ref and the ref fell over dead. Manslaughter, not murder.
 
2014-02-09 12:40:07 PM  
So what do Alaskans call an actual pot of honey? Their "shiat pot"?
 
2014-02-09 12:45:14 PM  

ZeroCorpse: So what do Alaskans call an actual pot of honey? Their "shiat pot"?


Bees can't survive the Alaskan winter, so it doesn't matter.
 
2014-02-09 12:48:53 PM  

Delay: Also, Subby got it wrong. The guy beaten to death did not knock over the honey bucket. He was its owner.


Owner got his shiat kicked twice
 
2014-02-09 01:03:00 PM  

Skunkwolf: uttertosh: I would like to make a sarcastic comment about Honey Boo Boo, but I'm too stoned, and can't think of anything.

Please help.

Sure.

Do anything constructive today?

If no, stop smoking marijuana. It's easy because it's non-addictive and not harmful.

/loves watching people dry out, get angry, and yell at stoner (soon to be ex) friends.
//You smoke for a reason, find out why by quitting.


Not quite what I meant, but..... m'kay, I guess.

I 'dry out' for months at a time, and use my 'new' energies to work, cook, clean, learn, garden, and play/write music.

As for stoner friends - I have none. Seriously. I'm a lone waster, and use my 'downtime' from work to keep my addictions happy for another 9-10 months. Paid vacation time rocks :-))
 
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