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(NYPost)   Lady who was "saved" from alcohol, weed, and mysticism steals $980 cab ride, gets arrested, threatens to call President Obama, then blames it on her abused son. Claims she has "so many problems." Gosh, you think?   (nypost.com) divider line 22
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2014-02-09 08:44:18 AM  
"So many problems?"  I'd go so far as to say that she has a brazilian problems.
 
2014-02-09 08:46:37 AM  

FrancoFile: "So many problems?"  I'd go so far as to say that she has a brazilian problems.


That's what that headline needed to be awesome.
 
2014-02-09 08:46:42 AM  
I have problems too, but you don't see me taking a $980 cab ride, then not paying the bill.
 
2014-02-09 08:52:47 AM  
Most cabs won't even go to Brooklyn.

What's you're secret, lady?
 
2014-02-09 08:53:24 AM  
I bet she is insane in the sack, because, you know, she is insane everywhere else.
 
2014-02-09 08:54:09 AM  
Imagine an itchy Brazilian after a long ride from JFK to Boston in a NY cab when you couldn't afford bus fare.  Just imagine.
 
2014-02-09 08:58:50 AM  
I have nothing witty to say.

But, wow, what a bi*ch!
 
2014-02-09 09:03:10 AM  
It's not as if she can board a bus or train without money, the cab was her only option.
 
2014-02-09 09:03:36 AM  
When you run out of excuses, find God.
 
2014-02-09 09:17:27 AM  

dragonchild: When you run out of excuses, find God.


Or, if you've already found God, and you run out of excuses, switch diocese, Father.
 
2014-02-09 09:18:16 AM  
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2014-02-09 09:40:58 AM  
She going to make such a wonderful wife.
 
2014-02-09 09:50:28 AM  
Lol stupid ass taxi driver actually doing that without taking a deposit. He's the dumb ass
 
2014-02-09 10:07:34 AM  
Looks like she got 99 problems
 
2014-02-09 10:11:30 AM  

maddan: I bet she is insane in the sack, because, you know, she is insane everywhere else.


this. giggity goo
 
2014-02-09 10:38:21 AM  
I used to drive a cab in Framingham, so I'm getting a kick, etc.

/fare will probably be >$35? Yeah, cash up front, thanx.
 
2014-02-09 10:43:59 AM  
Could one posit that she has 99 problems?
 
2014-02-09 11:03:33 AM  
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-09 11:06:47 AM  
 
2014-02-09 11:07:55 AM  
She should be forced to pay it off in blow jobs.  Fark bimbos who try to coast through life on their cooches.
 
2014-02-09 11:10:12 AM  
Why no 'smoking hot'? Oh, she actually is smoking hot.
 
2014-02-09 11:17:56 AM  

gja: Again?


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