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(News 13 Orlando)   Top world eater downs over 2 gallons of chili in Orlando. Fortunately Pepto-Bismol sponsored the challenge   (mynews13.com) divider line 40
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2014-02-08 07:23:07 PM  
is that a lot?
 
2014-02-08 07:52:36 PM  
I'd like that competition more if it was like loaded with habaneros, and the contestants had to sit for two full hours in public without puking to win.
 
2014-02-08 08:46:54 PM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net

BEANS! BEANS FOR THE BEAN GOD!

Sauce for the Sauce Boss!
 
2014-02-08 08:49:40 PM  
Eight and an eighth of a pound of chili in six minutes.  Really am glad I didn't have travel seated next to Chestnut during that cross-country flight back home to Vallejo.
 
2014-02-08 09:00:20 PM  
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
 
2014-02-08 09:25:24 PM  

Prey4reign: Eight and an eighth of a pound of chili in six minutes.


Assuming that chili has the same (or greater) density as water, wouldn't that be more than 16 lbs.?
How the fark is that even possible?
 
2014-02-08 09:26:24 PM  
these guys just go barf it up right after, right? it would look like Budd Dwyer except only with chili... and some blood.
 
2014-02-08 09:35:46 PM  
2 gallons of chili? My colon has issued a press release and gone on record to say that this behavior will not be tolerated so don't get any ideas, pal.
 
2014-02-08 09:43:36 PM  
Pic of the winner shortly after the competition:

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2014-02-08 09:52:23 PM  
how many gallons of diarrhea would that make? more...or less?
 
2014-02-08 09:55:17 PM  

twistedmetal: I'd like that competition more if it was like loaded with habaneros, and the contestants had to sit for two full hours in public without puking to win.


Hell, make them sit in public for the rest of the day without ANY bathroom breaks. Pretty sure 2 gallons of chili would wreck about 2 or 3 Porto-Potty's.
 
2014-02-08 09:55:26 PM  
I hear he carved his tasting spoon out of a bigger spoon!
 
2014-02-08 09:55:28 PM  
assuming roughly the density of water, that's like....17 pounds of chili.

oy.
 
2014-02-08 10:03:39 PM  
I thought people's stomachs are the same size as their fists...

www.portablechefnyc.com

So... four of these is the same size as... wait, what?
 
2014-02-08 10:04:33 PM  

dustman81: Pic of the winner shortly after the competition:

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His dick splash after the competition.

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2014-02-08 10:08:26 PM  
Paging Commodore Decker to the thread.
 
2014-02-08 10:09:02 PM  
Just finished the last of the chili I made for my Super Bowl party. A delicious turkey/black bean/pumpkin chili that I made in my slow cooker. But can't imagine eating 2 gallons of it in a short sitting. Joey Chestnut is the super star of this crazy "sport."  Know he's won the Coney Island hot dog contest a few times.
 
2014-02-08 10:12:20 PM  
World-eater?

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2014-02-08 10:26:57 PM  
One can only hope the chili wasn't contaminated by beans.
 
2014-02-08 10:31:55 PM  
static.comicvine.com

Top World Eater!
 
2014-02-08 10:36:33 PM  

kling_klang_bed: twistedmetal: I'd like that competition more if it was like loaded with habaneros, and the contestants had to sit for two full hours in public without puking to win.

Hell, make them sit in public for the rest of the day without ANY bathroom breaks. Pretty sure 2 gallons of chili would wreck about 2 or 3 Porto-Potty's.


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2014-02-08 10:38:51 PM  
Man.  I was really looking forward to going to this today, but the weather was so miserable I stayed home.

(To eat chili. Not to watch people eat chili.)
 
2014-02-08 10:42:20 PM  
I think the key to winning these things is to have quick digestion and wear a diaper.
 
2014-02-08 10:48:25 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: kling_klang_bed: twistedmetal: I'd like that competition more if it was like loaded with habaneros, and the contestants had to sit for two full hours in public without puking to win.

Hell, make them sit in public for the rest of the day without ANY bathroom breaks. Pretty sure 2 gallons of chili would wreck about 2 or 3 Porto-Potty's.

[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 500x500]


It'd make for the kind of farts Bashar Al-Asad wouldn't wish upon his worst enemy.
 
2014-02-08 10:59:19 PM  
For chilli/hot-sauce lovers out there:
Always mix a dairy product with or directly after you meal; yogurt, milk and if at an Indian restaurant, the Lassi (buttermilk).

Scientific fact: it lessens the effect of the capsicum.
 
2014-02-08 11:09:03 PM  

eldie: Just finished the last of the chili I made for my Super Bowl party. A delicious turkey/black bean/pumpkin chili that I made in my slow cooker. But can't imagine eating 2 gallons of it in a short sitting. Joey Chestnut is the super star of this crazy "sport."  Know he's won the Coney Island hot dog contest a few times.


that doesn't sound like chili to me.
 
2014-02-08 11:15:26 PM  

doglover: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 380x398]

BEANS! BEANS FOR THE BEAN GOD!

Sauce for the Sauce Boss!


I came here for this. Bless your heart.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 11:29:47 PM  
Pepto sponsored it? I think it might have made more sense to get these guys to sponsor it.
www.smashmonster.com
 
2014-02-08 11:55:11 PM  

New Farkin User Name: World-eater?

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That's what I thought of as well.
 
2014-02-09 03:01:30 AM  
I wonder if they'd need to barf it all back up.

Chili is pretty salty, and if that was allowed to digest, there'd likely be a lot of health consequences.

didn't someone just die from downing a bottle of soy sauce? I'd assume 2 gallons of chili contained about the same or greater sodium.
 
2014-02-09 03:50:53 AM  

bearded clamorer: Prey4reign: Eight and an eighth of a pound of chili in six minutes.

Assuming that chili has the same (or greater) density as water, wouldn't that be more than 16 lbs.?
How the fark is that even possible?


I'm betting it's 8 pounds, and maybe an eighth more for good measure.

/you didn't really think that through
//now did you?
///slashies
 
2014-02-09 05:27:55 AM  
I`d make them a chilli with a couple of peppers from my Maruga Scorpion plant. you would just need to have a single bowl but wait 20 seconds between each mouthful and chew properly.

That would sort the adults from the children...
 
2014-02-09 05:52:33 AM  
www.blacklibrary.com
 
2014-02-09 07:58:31 AM  
Holy crap guys, it's just chili.  Any chili made in bulk is bland as fark.

I bet you people are the same people who make jokes about Taco Bell food.  I bet you guys also get whole milk in your coffee because lowfat is "too spicy".
 
2014-02-09 11:04:42 AM  

gja: Pepto sponsored it? I think it might have made more sense to get these guys to sponsor it.
[www.smashmonster.com image 686x346]


I suppose...
 
2014-02-09 11:16:49 AM  
First prize was a snow-cone.
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2014-02-09 11:31:34 AM  

tripleseven: I wonder if they'd need to barf it all back up.

Chili is pretty salty, and if that was allowed to digest, there'd likely be a lot of health consequences.

didn't someone just die from downing a bottle of soy sauce? I'd assume 2 gallons of chili contained about the same or greater sodium.


I'm pretty sure you would have to barf it up.   There was a story the other day where a 5 year old died because her parents made her drink 2 two-liter bottles of cola.   And another lady that died after drinking a couple of gallons of water in a radio station contest.  You can overload your system by consuming too much and DIE
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-09 11:43:37 AM  

sbchamp: gja: Pepto sponsored it? I think it might have made more sense to get these guys to sponsor it.
[www.smashmonster.com image 686x346]

I suppose...


It depends.....
 
2014-02-09 12:38:12 PM  
Eh, lazy article is lazy. Matt Stonie is good, but hardly the #2 in the world. I'd say that would be Furious Pete.
 
2014-02-09 06:25:46 PM  
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