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(Black Sports Online)   The George Zimmerman vs. DMX fight has mercifully been canceled   (blacksportsonline.com ) divider line
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2014-02-08 05:41:32 PM  
This will get lots of bites being in the sports tab
 
2014-02-08 05:43:44 PM  
Good. This was just going to make absurd amounts of stupidity flow from both sides
 
2014-02-08 05:44:55 PM  
DMX seemed like a very random choice anyway.
 
2014-02-08 05:49:01 PM  

EngineerAU: DMX seemed like a very random choice anyway.


I'd assume desperation played a part in that.  Either way, there was no way this wasn't going to be a negative press shiatstorm.
 
2014-02-08 05:52:25 PM  
They need to trick the guy into fighting anyone they chose.

1 more round in the ring for Mike Tyson! he could beat the 15 minutes of fame out of the guy heh.
 
2014-02-08 06:07:44 PM  

Farkenhostile: They need to trick the guy into fighting anyone they chose.

1 more round in the ring for Mike Tyson! he could beat the 15 minutes of fame out of the guy heh.


Forget Tyson, I want to know what made anyone think this guy:

img3.allvoices.com

Could last more than fifteen minutes with this guy:

cps-static.rovicorp.com


Wasn't his whole defense that he couldn't take a 14 y/o in a fair fight so he had to shoot him?
 
2014-02-08 06:14:43 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Farkenhostile: They need to trick the guy into fighting anyone they chose.

1 more round in the ring for Mike Tyson! he could beat the 15 minutes of fame out of the guy heh.

Forget Tyson, I want to know what made anyone think this guy:

[img3.allvoices.com image 609x480]

Could last more than fifteen minutes with this guy:

[cps-static.rovicorp.com image 850x1080]


Wasn't his whole defense that he couldn't take a 14 y/o in a fair fight so he had to shoot him?


That was taken a long time ago.  This is DMX talking about it yesterday.

www.vibe.com

I still would take DMX.  Hell I'd bet on a really spunky five foot tall middle aged woman over Zimmerman.
 
2014-02-08 06:18:46 PM  
Huh, we're not as far down the highway to hell as I thought.

Good job, humanity!
 
2014-02-08 06:22:02 PM  
figured but damnit, I wanted to see this happen
 
2014-02-08 06:24:56 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Farkenhostile: They need to trick the guy into fighting anyone they chose.

1 more round in the ring for Mike Tyson! he could beat the 15 minutes of fame out of the guy heh.

Forget Tyson, I want to know what made anyone think this guy:

[img3.allvoices.com image 609x480]

Could last more than fifteen minutes with this guy:

[cps-static.rovicorp.com image 850x1080]


Wasn't his whole defense that he couldn't take a 14 y/o in a fair fight so he had to shoot him?


DMX is basically a drug addict now. I don't think he would do very well in a fight.

Not that Zimmerman is exactly GSP by any stretch, but that picture is like 15 years old.
 
2014-02-08 06:25:47 PM  

elguerodiablo: TuteTibiImperes: Farkenhostile: They need to trick the guy into fighting anyone they chose.

1 more round in the ring for Mike Tyson! he could beat the 15 minutes of fame out of the guy heh.

Forget Tyson, I want to know what made anyone think this guy:

[img3.allvoices.com image 609x480]

Could last more than fifteen minutes with this guy:

[cps-static.rovicorp.com image 850x1080]


Wasn't his whole defense that he couldn't take a 14 y/o in a fair fight so he had to shoot him?

That was taken a long time ago.  This is DMX talking about it yesterday.

[www.vibe.com image 630x365]

I still would take DMX.  Hell I'd bet on a really spunky five foot tall middle aged woman over Zimmerman.


Wow, I didn't realize DMX had gotten so scrawny.
 
2014-02-08 06:37:06 PM  
Give it to The Game!
 
2014-02-08 06:38:34 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: elguerodiablo: TuteTibiImperes: Farkenhostile: They need to trick the guy into fighting anyone they chose.

1 more round in the ring for Mike Tyson! he could beat the 15 minutes of fame out of the guy heh.

Forget Tyson, I want to know what made anyone think this guy:

[img3.allvoices.com image 609x480]

Could last more than fifteen minutes with this guy:

[cps-static.rovicorp.com image 850x1080]


Wasn't his whole defense that he couldn't take a 14 y/o in a fair fight so he had to shoot him?

That was taken a long time ago.  This is DMX talking about it yesterday.

[www.vibe.com image 630x365]

I still would take DMX.  Hell I'd bet on a really spunky five foot tall middle aged woman over Zimmerman.

Wow, I didn't realize DMX had gotten so scrawny.


I really wanted to see a blah guy beat the hell out of Zimmerman, but if DMX would have lost....

Think of the children...

And the horseman opened the seal...
 
2014-02-08 06:43:51 PM  
I wish someone would get in the ring with the promoter. It takes a real scumbag to try to make a buck off a guy that's only famous for killing a teenager.
 
2014-02-08 06:48:34 PM  
I love DMX so I'm very glad he didn't stoop low enough to fight this scumbag. Go back to the studio X!
 
2014-02-08 06:55:09 PM  

coolio mack: I wish someone would get in the ring with the promoter. It takes a real scumbag to try to make a buck off a guy that's only famous for killing a teenager.


I find the outrage over Zimmerman so odd.

Facts: Zimmerman killed 1 person, while laying on his back, after his nose had been broken, and was found not guilty.

OJ totally did it and in no form was it self defense, but it was all good in the hood when he got off?

Cigarettes kill 40,000 people every day... still perfectly legal, nobody even bats an eye.
 
2014-02-08 06:59:49 PM  
oh, phooey.
 
2014-02-08 07:06:37 PM  
I had 10$ on the z-man
 
2014-02-08 07:07:40 PM  

moefuggenbrew: coolio mack: I wish someone would get in the ring with the promoter. It takes a real scumbag to try to make a buck off a guy that's only famous for killing a teenager.

I find the outrage over Zimmerman so odd.

Facts: Zimmerman killed 1 person, while laying on his back, after his nose had been broken, and was found not guilty.

OJ totally did it and in no form was it self defense, but it was all good in the hood when he got off?

Cigarettes kill 40,000 people every day... still perfectly legal, nobody even bats an eye.


I'll bite:

You forgot the part where he chases the kid into a dark alley for some reason that has nothing to do with race.

And if you believe he chased the kid for no reason, the guy should scare the shiat out of you.
 
2014-02-08 07:10:10 PM  

moefuggenbrew: coolio mack: I wish someone would get in the ring with the promoter. It takes a real scumbag to try to make a buck off a guy that's only famous for killing a teenager.

I find the outrage over Zimmerman so odd.

Facts: Zimmerman killed 1 person, while laying on his back, after his nose had been broken, and was found not guilty.

OJ totally did it and in no form was it self defense, but it was all good in the hood when he got off?

Cigarettes kill 40,000 people every day... still perfectly legal, nobody even bats an eye.


Yeah. People love OJ. There are free OJ protests everywhere all the time. Orenthal is the 2nd most popular male baby name after Jacob.
 
2014-02-08 07:10:23 PM  
How about Tanya Harding and George Zimmerman?
 
2014-02-08 07:15:48 PM  

moefuggenbrew: coolio mack: I wish someone would get in the ring with the promoter. It takes a real scumbag to try to make a buck off a guy that's only famous for killing a teenager.

I find the outrage over Zimmerman so odd.

Facts: Zimmerman killed 1 person, while laying on his back, after his nose had been broken, and was found not guilty.

OJ totally did it and in no form was it self defense, but it was all good in the hood when he got off?

Cigarettes kill 40,000 people every day... still perfectly legal, nobody even bats an eye.


It's a fact that he killed a teenager. It's a fact that's how he came to national prominence. And I simply think it's a scumbag thing for someone to try to cash in on that. But please, continue to use my post where I didn't say anything negative about Zimmerman to get on your platform.
 
2014-02-08 07:21:27 PM  
george zimmerman is 1 - 0 in his professional fight black people career, but only because he used a foreign object last time with no referee around.  this time, it would have been a fair fight
 
2014-02-08 07:29:19 PM  
Most likely a good thing...I mean, the minute he started losing he'd probably pull a gun out of his boxing shorts and shoot Dmx and just say he was scared after the fact.
 
2014-02-08 07:49:10 PM  
The Zim, by all accounts is a doughy piece of pudding with horrible limb coordination (although was good enough to blow away an unarmed teenager).  He couldn't last twenty seconds against Papa Smurt in one of those padded sumo wrestler outfits.
 
2014-02-08 08:11:28 PM  
Lucky for DMX. If he was winning the fight, Zimmerman would have shot him anyways.
 
2014-02-08 08:47:31 PM  
For those of you doubting DMX would have won this fight easily, remember that he'd be fighting with an entire race of people's vengeance flowing through his veins...

Would have loved to see this fight and Zimmerman get beat down.
 
2014-02-08 08:47:33 PM  
Thank goodness saner heads prevailed.
 
2014-02-08 09:04:26 PM  

IronTom: Thank goodness saner heads prevailed.


Someone would have died that night, either from a beating or a gun.
 
2014-02-08 09:05:39 PM  
Wait, everyone...EVERYONE has been blathering about GZ forever and NOW people are like "oh he's not a celebrity, don't give him any more attention"?  What kind of bullshiat saving throw IS this?  The American media and public made this guy famous and now they want to pretend he doesn't exist?   Why, because money?  This tool is painting color by numbers bullshiat over copyrighted images and selling them for six figures.  He's going to make money SOMEHOW.  May as well be by getting his ass kicked badly by some angry black people.

ALL of the money should go to charity, and GZ should get his ass whupped. Bad.
 
2014-02-08 09:08:36 PM  

Argyle82: For those of you doubting DMX would have won this fight easily, remember that he'd be fighting with an entire race of people's vengeance flowing through his veins...

Would have loved to see this fight and Zimmerman get beat down.


Eh, years of drug addiction and losing all your muscle mass is not a good way to win a fight. Zimmerman probably outweighs him by 100 lbs and he is trained in boxing. 100 lb advantage and knowing how to throw a punch would be hard to overcome. Zimmerman supposedly sucked at fighting (according to his coach), but he still would know how to throw a punch using his body (most people throw punches wrong).

I would put my money on Zimmerman if I had to bet, but him making money off this is disgusting. Glad it isn't happening.
 
2014-02-08 09:13:55 PM  
I was looking forward to watching Zimmerman get a DMX golden shower.
 
2014-02-08 09:18:18 PM  

Prey4reign: I was looking forward to watching Zimmerman get a DMX golden shower.


DMX and R Kelly are not the same person.
 
2014-02-08 09:23:27 PM  
There's only one real way to settle this anyway.

No Rope Barbed Wire Match

George Zimmerman vs Abdullah the Butcher
 
2014-02-08 09:38:12 PM  

MFAWG: moefuggenbrew: coolio mack: I wish someone would get in the ring with the promoter. It takes a real scumbag to try to make a buck off a guy that's only famous for killing a teenager.

I find the outrage over Zimmerman so odd.

Facts: Zimmerman killed 1 person, while laying on his back, after his nose had been broken, and was found not guilty.

OJ totally did it and in no form was it self defense, but it was all good in the hood when he got off?

Cigarettes kill 40,000 people every day... still perfectly legal, nobody even bats an eye.

I'll bite:

You forgot the part where he chases the kid into a dark alley for some reason that has nothing to do with race.

And if you believe he chased the kid for no reason, the guy should scare the shiat out of you.


Except that none of your claims are actual facts, just assumptions propped up by the media trying to make the entire thing a bigger deal that it was.  It was never about race and it was never called into question until one news outlet got ahold of it.
 
2014-02-08 09:55:47 PM  
shame i was hoping Zimmerman  would get the beat down he so richly deserves.
 
2014-02-08 10:15:47 PM  

MFAWG: moefuggenbrew: coolio mack: I wish someone would get in the ring with the promoter. It takes a real scumbag to try to make a buck off a guy that's only famous for killing a teenager.

I find the outrage over Zimmerman so odd.

Facts: Zimmerman killed 1 person, while laying on his back, after his nose had been broken, and was found not guilty.

OJ totally did it and in no form was it self defense, but it was all good in the hood when he got off?

Cigarettes kill 40,000 people every day... still perfectly legal, nobody even bats an eye.

I'll bite:

You forgot the part where he chases the kid into a dark alley for some reason that has nothing to do with race.

And if you believe he chased the kid for no reason, the guy should scare the shiat out of you.


He didn't chase him into a dark alley. Trayvon circled back around after being home to sucker punch him. Hint: MSNBC made shiat up about the case when it first surfaced.
 
2014-02-08 10:26:54 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-08 10:28:57 PM  

EngineerAU: DMX seemed like a very random choice anyway.


He would have gotten killed anyway, dmx weighs like 115 pounds and isn't in shape at all.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, I'm shocked he's still alive.
 
2014-02-08 11:47:30 PM  
If this fight happened, I would have wished that DMX's trainer fed DMX iced tea and Skittles between rounds while brandishing a Glock.
 
2014-02-09 12:54:02 AM  
So...we all understand that literally the only thing that George Zimmerman has done to become famous is shoot an unarmed man, right? And there are still people in this thread who actually wanted to see him trade on that ill-gotten fame?
 
2014-02-09 01:31:49 AM  
Damn. I wanted to see what the line was going to be for that fight.
 
2014-02-09 01:48:16 AM  

EngineerAU: DMX seemed like a very random choice anyway.


Agree. They have been obscure for at least 10 years or so.
 
2014-02-09 02:05:41 AM  

kdawg7736: EngineerAU: DMX seemed like a very random choice anyway.

Agree. They have been obscure for at least 10 years or so.


They?
 
2014-02-09 02:52:10 AM  

TheJoe03: Prey4reign: I was looking forward to watching Zimmerman get a DMX golden shower.

DMX and R Kelly are not the same person.


I knew that.  R. Kelly didn't offer to make water on Zimmerman; DMX did.
 
2014-02-09 03:17:54 AM  

Prey4reign: TheJoe03: Prey4reign: I was looking forward to watching Zimmerman get a DMX golden shower.

DMX and R Kelly are not the same person.

I knew that.  R. Kelly didn't offer to make water on Zimmerman; DMX did.


DMX said he wanted to piss on Zimmerman? Kinky.
 
2014-02-09 03:20:50 AM  

coolio mack: I wish someone would get in the ring with the promoter. It takes a real scumbag to try to make a buck off a guy that's only famous for killing a teenager.


I know. Boxing promoters are well-known for being honest, fair, and decent.
 
2014-02-09 04:48:44 AM  
"I'll bite:

You forgot the part where he chases the kid into a dark alley for some reason that has nothing to do with race."

You forgot to read the part where the shooting occurred in the yard of the townhouse where Zimmerman worked.
You bit your lip.
 
2014-02-09 06:56:38 AM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-09 07:08:20 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: How about Tanya Harding and George Zimmerman?


Isn't that considered to be "crossing the streams"?
 
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