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(Fox News)   Not content with letting his dogs run loose in the neighborhood so they could steal the neighbors' turkey on Christmas day, Bumpus then decides to dump 300,000 empty bottles in the ocean   (foxnews.com) divider line 25
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2014-02-08 06:18:24 PM
I hope that someone gets my...
I hope that someone gets my...
 
2014-02-08 06:18:52 PM
Red Ryder nailed the Cleveland Street Kid, again.

The Bear Missed the train, and now he's walking.
 
2014-02-08 06:19:06 PM
"We are going OUT for dinner"
 
2014-02-08 06:19:09 PM
Like the Burns Omninet?

imageshack.com
 
2014-02-08 06:20:58 PM
someone has their fact mixed up.
 
2014-02-08 06:21:35 PM

macross87: I hope that someone gets my...
I hope that someone gets my...


woke up this morning, can't believe what I saw...

hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
 
2014-02-08 06:25:01 PM
300,000 bottles dumped in the ocean; 270,000 still unaccounted for?
BUMPUSES!!

i304.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-08 06:52:01 PM
Actually, in the original Jean Shepherd "Bumpus" story, the hounds stole the Easter ham. BUT ANYWAY.
 
2014-02-08 06:56:24 PM
50 cents is not a major award.
 
2014-02-08 07:02:17 PM
goregirl.files.wordpress.com

"Thank you for the lovely garbage!"
 
2014-02-08 07:09:04 PM
Do that today and the EPA would be fining your ass after the first bottle washed up.
 
2014-02-08 07:30:41 PM

good_2_go: 50 cents is not a major award.


If they are giving out 50c coins from 1956 they are
 
2014-02-08 07:37:02 PM

good_2_go: 50 cents is not a major award.


My mom was earning 50 cents an hour in 1966 as a lifeguard. 50 cents in 1956 was probably a nice thank you.
 
2014-02-08 07:38:49 PM
unassumingeuonym.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-08 08:35:41 PM

Taima: good_2_go: 50 cents is not a major award.

If they are giving out 50c coins from 1956 they are



And a baby setter making 50¢ an hour back then would be like one making about $7.50 now.

Your regular soda bottle was bringing in about 2¢ then.
 
2014-02-08 08:35:59 PM
Now he's sitting where all kinds of mean nasty ugly
Looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to him!
 
2014-02-08 10:26:07 PM
s.clip.vn:8181

/now you must go to the end of the earth to throw the evil thing away
 
2014-02-08 10:56:05 PM
He could still read the words, "Break This Bottle," so he pried off the rubber stopper.

D'OH! That's why a piece of paper worth fifty cents came out, instead of a genie. Follow the damn instructions next time.
 
2014-02-09 12:11:24 AM
Wait a minute!

They released a group of bottles off the coast of Nova Scotia in 1956, and one of those bottles made it all the way to......Nova Scotia.

We spent how much tax money for this, and did how much possible environmental damage over the years?
 
2014-02-09 02:03:33 AM
Not a finger!!!
 
2014-02-09 05:27:39 AM
Our neighbor's cat stole our still-defrosting-on-the-counter turkey one Christmas, so I am getting a kick...
 
2014-02-09 07:58:24 AM
Sons of biatches !!!!!
 
2014-02-09 08:23:55 AM
I don't get the headline. Am I stupid or is it subby?
 
2014-02-09 07:03:24 PM

abhorrent1: I don't get the headline. Am I stupid or is it subby?


If you've ever seen A Christmas Story you would know that Bumpus was the name of the neighbor with all the dogs and that he let them roam the neighborhood all the time.
 
2014-02-09 08:27:31 PM

PaLarkin: abhorrent1: I don't get the headline. Am I stupid or is it subby?

If you've ever seen A Christmas Story you would know that Bumpus was the name of the neighbor with all the dogs and that he let them roam the neighborhood all the time.


Anyone considering watching it, don't. You will come back here and demand that somebody refund that time and this thread will be closed and you will be SOL.
 
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