NutWrench: See? He should have eaten the chicken afterwards.
Twitch Boy: Now is not the time to have the discussion on banning this high capacity assault poultry.
Kumana Wanalaia: was it fired out of a cannon at hundreds of miles per hour?
Boo_Guy: [rookery.s3.amazonaws.com image 850x558]
Enemabag Jones: JonnyBGoode,Wanted for questioningBased on anyone who has watched the chicken cannon show, would it have been considered a deadly weapon if it had been a fresh whole chicken from the refrigerator compartment?\Probably about 80% of the fark demographic.
JonnyBGoode: [ww1.hdnux.com image 628x432]Wanted for questioning
Theaetetus: NutWrench: See? He should have eaten the chicken afterwards.[upload.wikimedia.org image 330x446]Proud.
DaMoopies: No one here has read the Roald Dahl story "Lamb to the Slaughter"?
Deep Fried Assassin
skinink: Stop using hens as a weapon. Stop using hens.
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