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(The Daily Caller)   About a decade ago, he was on ESPN meeting Wayne Gretzky in a Make-a-Wish program. Today he is walking about with a mullet punching random students and giving the education editor a chance to use the phrase "pugilistic pupil"   (dailycaller.com) divider line 9
    More: Fail, Wayne Gretzky, ESPN, CBS Boston, New England town  
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2014-02-08 12:27:47 PM
8 votes:

TomD9938: A decade ago?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?


He's a fighter.
2014-02-08 12:20:12 PM
4 votes:

jake_lex: I am intrigued by the story, but not enough to give one of the worst derp sites on the Internet a click.


Just do what I do: make up stories based on the headline based on what you assume they're about. Saves a lot of time that way.
2014-02-08 12:56:06 PM
3 votes:

wumpus: TomD9938: A decade ago?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?

Crohn's disease isn't fatal. Bloody diarrhea is no picnic. But not fatal. I guess he was the sickest kid they could get up on skates.


Actually bloody diarhea is the worst picnic ever. Makes my wife's drab tuna salad sandwiches seem downright delicious.
2014-02-08 12:59:20 PM
2 votes:
BTW- I can't wait until the 'stand your ground' and 'knock out game' Venn diagram intersects.
2014-02-08 05:04:28 PM
1 votes:
Destefano's parents spoke of their son as a fighter ...

Got their wish.
2014-02-08 03:55:38 PM
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: I emailed is facebook page for the lols. No response.


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2014-02-08 02:00:26 PM
1 votes:
You can get a Make-A-Wish for a sore butthole?

Seriously.

This is exactly why I never give to these type charities

Doing research? Here's a buck. No, take two.

Comforting those that are seriously, painfully on the way out?  I'd be glad to give you a nickel for every lap you run next Saturday!

Creating a feel good piece for media/photo op for a celebrity, that does absolutely nothing to advance science?

Get the fark outta my face with that bucket.
2014-02-08 12:32:04 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: A decade ago?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?


Crohn's disease isn't fatal. Bloody diarrhea is no picnic. But not fatal. I guess he was the sickest kid they could get up on skates.
2014-02-08 12:26:24 PM
1 votes:
this was on odd one, it has "knockout game" mentions that are popular with conservatives which explains The Daily Squalor doing the story but the kid involved appears to be white, although he is kinda dark skinned for a white guy so maybe the old people will just think it's a black dude.
 
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