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(The Daily Caller)   About a decade ago, he was on ESPN meeting Wayne Gretzky in a Make-a-Wish program. Today he is walking about with a mullet punching random students and giving the education editor a chance to use the phrase "pugilistic pupil"   (dailycaller.com) divider line 62
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2014-02-08 11:24:17 AM  
I am intrigued by the story, but not enough to give one of the worst derp sites on the Internet a click.
 
2014-02-08 12:20:12 PM  

jake_lex: I am intrigued by the story, but not enough to give one of the worst derp sites on the Internet a click.


Just do what I do: make up stories based on the headline based on what you assume they're about. Saves a lot of time that way.
 
2014-02-08 12:24:21 PM  
Police say the incidents occurred in the wee hours of Sunday, Feb. 2 at or near Endicott College

Great. Now I've got that song stuck in my head.

Endicott's up by 5 o'clock
Endicott's givin' it all he got
Endicott's job is six to nine but
Endicott's home by nine O five
Endicott helps to cook the steak
Endicott helps to wash the plates
Endicott puts the kids to bed
Endicott reads a book to them

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott puts her on a pedestal
Endicott's wish is her command but
Endicott don't make no demands
Endicott's always back in time
Endicott's not the cheatin' kind
Endicott's full of compliment
Endicott's such a gentleman

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Cause I'm free
Free of any made-to-order liabilities
Thank God I'm free
Cos it's hard enough for me
to take care of me, oh-oh

etc. etc.
 
2014-02-08 12:25:24 PM  
A decade ago?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?
 
2014-02-08 12:26:24 PM  
this was on odd one, it has "knockout game" mentions that are popular with conservatives which explains The Daily Squalor doing the story but the kid involved appears to be white, although he is kinda dark skinned for a white guy so maybe the old people will just think it's a black dude.
 
2014-02-08 12:26:27 PM  

Walker: Police say the incidents occurred in the wee hours of Sunday, Feb. 2 at or near Endicott College

Great. Now I've got that song stuck in my head.

Endicott's up by 5 o'clock
Endicott's givin' it all he got
Endicott's job is six to nine but
Endicott's home by nine O five
Endicott helps to cook the steak
Endicott helps to wash the plates
Endicott puts the kids to bed
Endicott reads a book to them

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott puts her on a pedestal
Endicott's wish is her command but
Endicott don't make no demands
Endicott's always back in time
Endicott's not the cheatin' kind
Endicott's full of compliment
Endicott's such a gentleman

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Cause I'm free
Free of any made-to-order liabilities
Thank God I'm free
Cos it's hard enough for me
to take care of me, oh-oh

etc. etc.


Damn you.
 
2014-02-08 12:26:34 PM  
never meet your heros
 
2014-02-08 12:26:41 PM  
It's symbolic of what's happening here in our society when people just feel they can violate somebody's rights

^^^ this farker right here.  These types of "rights violations by punching" are an extremely recent phenomenon - I challenge you to find even one single historical instance.

This story is a powerful symbol of what's happening.  You know - in society.
 
2014-02-08 12:27:47 PM  

TomD9938: A decade ago?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?


He's a fighter.
 
2014-02-08 12:29:29 PM  

Headso: this was on odd one, it has "knockout game" mentions that are popular with conservatives which explains The Daily Squalor doing the story but the kid involved appears to be white, although he is kinda dark skinned for a white guy so maybe the old people will just think it's a black dude.


You shouldn't give to liberal charities that help children because they will grow up to be thugs.
 
2014-02-08 12:32:04 PM  

TomD9938: A decade ago?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?


Crohn's disease isn't fatal. Bloody diarrhea is no picnic. But not fatal. I guess he was the sickest kid they could get up on skates.
 
2014-02-08 12:37:00 PM  
But Rachel Maddow assured me that the knockout game didn't exist.

Maybe this guy's asshole will finally rot out.
 
2014-02-08 12:38:44 PM  
"Destefano's parents spoke of their son as a fighter who had been fighting Crohn's disease since he was an infant."

Fighter gotta fight. FIGHT. Don't tell Edward Norton though.
 
2014-02-08 12:41:18 PM  
FTFA: "On Tuesday, a local judge ordered the stunned sophomore to jail pending a hearing that was on Thursday to determine if he is a danger to the community."

He was stunned that randomly attacking people and putting them into the hospital might cause him to be put into jail?
 
2014-02-08 12:45:43 PM  
wumpusBloody diarrhea is no picnic.
 you stole that quote from Eisenhower
http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20510108_8,00.html
 
2014-02-08 12:56:06 PM  

wumpus: TomD9938: A decade ago?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?

Crohn's disease isn't fatal. Bloody diarrhea is no picnic. But not fatal. I guess he was the sickest kid they could get up on skates.


Actually bloody diarhea is the worst picnic ever. Makes my wife's drab tuna salad sandwiches seem downright delicious.
 
2014-02-08 12:56:35 PM  

SwingAwayMarell: TomD9938: A decade ago?

Shouldn't he be dead by now?

He's a fighter.


They are gonna love you in hell
 
2014-02-08 12:58:53 PM  

FlyingJ: wumpusBloody diarrhea is no picnic.
 you stole that quote from Eisenhower
http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20510108_8,00.html


I coulda swore that was a Dead Kennedy's song.
 
2014-02-08 12:59:07 PM  

Turfshoe: FTFA: "On Tuesday, a local judge ordered the stunned sophomore to jail pending a hearing that was on Thursday to determine if he is a danger to the community."

He was stunned that randomly attacking people and putting them into the hospital might cause him to be put into jail?


I would think that sucker punching three random people, severely injuring two of them would pretty much be the classic definition "danger to society."
 
2014-02-08 12:59:20 PM  
BTW- I can't wait until the 'stand your ground' and 'knock out game' Venn diagram intersects.
 
2014-02-08 01:01:22 PM  
"Asshole punches a few people"
 
2014-02-08 01:02:25 PM  
Palpable biatchery
 
2014-02-08 01:04:42 PM  
I hope he enjoys his jailhouse donkey punches.
 
2014-02-08 01:08:23 PM  
i am not really against this knockout game, but i think they should punch people bigger than them. not old men, or old ladies. not kids, not geeks. they should punch bikers, and cops and hockey players. or me. then things would work out naturally. no jail needed.
 
2014-02-08 01:09:26 PM  
There seems to be a lot sympathy and excuse making for the perpetrator. Who wrote this, Candy Crowley?
 
2014-02-08 01:10:36 PM  
You know what I'm gonna wish for? And I think you do..
 
2014-02-08 01:13:02 PM  

some_beer_drinker: i am not really against this knockout game, but i think they should punch people bigger than them. not old men, or old ladies. not kids, not geeks. they should punch bikers, and cops and hockey players. or me. then things would work out naturally. no jail needed.


A while lot of this..

Kids that play this game are cowards that pick on the old and weak.
 
2014-02-08 01:24:35 PM  

some_beer_drinker: i am not really against this knockout game, but i think they should punch people bigger than them. not old men, or old ladies. not kids, not geeks. they should punch bikers, and cops and hockey players. or me. then things would work out naturally. no jail needed.


Playing the "Knockout Game" with the police is a quick way to get perforated, at least here in the USA....

/
excessive, but justified force, IMHO
 
2014-02-08 01:25:58 PM  
Crohn's disease has to be especially entertaining in prison.
 
2014-02-08 01:26:31 PM  

Headso: this was on odd one, it has "knockout game" mentions that are popular with conservatives which explains The Daily Squalor doing the story but the kid involved appears to be white, although he is kinda dark skinned for a white guy so maybe the old people will just think it's a black dude.


The douche is a hockey player with a mullet. Nobody is going to mistake him for a black guy.
 
2014-02-08 01:27:55 PM  
I think we've found Colin Kaepernick's real brother.
cdn01.dailycaller.com
www.biography.com
 
2014-02-08 01:32:57 PM  
Back when I was a lad we called this aggravated assault. I'm not a litigious person but I'd make an exception for this asshat.
 
2014-02-08 01:34:13 PM  

redsquid: BTW- I can't wait until the 'stand your ground' and 'knock out game' Venn diagram intersects.


So with you on that one. Anyone who's enough of a jackass to think it's cool to sucker-punch random people in the head for fun deserves whatever they get. Any minute now, one of these fools is going to hit the wrong person and get a lot more than they bargained for. And I'm totally OK with that.
 
2014-02-08 01:41:48 PM  
But he's not black...
 
2014-02-08 01:44:09 PM  
I'd hit it, with my dick.
 
2014-02-08 01:44:19 PM  

swahnhennessy: But he's not black...


and all Douch-y looking.
 
2014-02-08 01:54:43 PM  
Way back when I met a guy who had a small risk of dying due to some condition he had.  He wrote a big sob story to Make a wish about how if only he had a sports car he could die happy.

Make a wish got him a used mustang.  He got it back in the early 90's, when they were making those shiatty 5.0 hatchbacks.  It basically turned a generally dickish teen into a raging asshole, and he crashed it on the way home from a party a few months after he got it.  He actually had the balls to ask for another one.  He was turned down.

TL/DR: Assholes get wishes too.
 
2014-02-08 01:58:54 PM  
Well, it's like The Great One says, you miss 100% of the shots you never take.
 
2014-02-08 01:59:35 PM  

swahnhennessy: But he's not black...


He's still one of them browny coloured furriner people. And he got a disease in da butt.
 
2014-02-08 02:00:26 PM  
You can get a Make-A-Wish for a sore butthole?

Seriously.

This is exactly why I never give to these type charities

Doing research? Here's a buck. No, take two.

Comforting those that are seriously, painfully on the way out?  I'd be glad to give you a nickel for every lap you run next Saturday!

Creating a feel good piece for media/photo op for a celebrity, that does absolutely nothing to advance science?

Get the fark outta my face with that bucket.
 
2014-02-08 02:08:16 PM  

Headso: this was on odd one, it has "knockout game" mentions that are popular with conservatives which explains The Daily Squalor doing the story but the kid involved appears to be white, although he is kinda dark skinned for a white guy so maybe the old people will just think it's a black dude. Mexican.

 
2014-02-08 02:15:32 PM  
"Knockout game" -> Hate anyone who isn't white like me -> Pro guns -> Evolution is fake -> Jesus
 
2014-02-08 02:17:55 PM  

Mirandized: Turfshoe: FTFA: "On Tuesday, a local judge ordered the stunned sophomore to jail pending a hearing that was on Thursday to determine if he is a danger to the community."

He was stunned that randomly attacking people and putting them into the hospital might cause him to be put into jail?

I would think that sucker punching three random people, severely injuring two of them would pretty much be the classic definition "danger to society."


Is it just me or does it seem ironic that they even need a hearing to determine whether this guy is "a danger to the community."

If randomly sucker punching people in the face isn't a danger to the community then wtf is?
 
2014-02-08 02:26:02 PM  
I love it when people think satire is real.
 
2014-02-08 02:28:11 PM  
Make A Wish needs to rethink their criteria. Crohn's disease? Please.
 
2014-02-08 02:43:04 PM  
I emailed is facebook page for the lols. No response.
 
2014-02-08 03:04:48 PM  
Crohn's disease + jailhouse chow?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-08 03:19:29 PM  

jake_lex: I am intrigued by the story, but not enough to give one of the worst derp sites on the Internet a click.


DNRTFA, but this is why kids with cancer should be left on ice floes.

Wait, what?
 
2014-02-08 03:53:22 PM  

Nemo's Brother: But Rachel Maddow assured me that the knockout game didn't exist.

Maybe this guy's asshole will finally rot out.


And Mallard Fillmore assured me that Liberals don't want to appear racist by talking about it. I have no idea what that means, but my dogs went nuts.
 
2014-02-08 03:55:38 PM  

Nemo's Brother: I emailed is facebook page for the lols. No response.


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