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(The New York Times)   Women don't want to have sex with husbands who do their share of the housework. Of course, they don't want to have sex with insensitive husbands who don't do any housework. TL;DR: Married women don't want to have sex with their husbands   (nytimes.com) divider line 43
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2014-02-08 02:30:15 PM
8 votes:

Terminal Accessory: Happily married man of 5 years and having sex at least twice a week, even with a newborn.


You sick, sick bastard.
m00
2014-02-08 01:53:07 PM
6 votes:

Thorak: Silly me, I'd rather date a girl who actually likes me, rather than one who's a neurotic mess who needs constant ego-boosting.


So you don't date women?
2014-02-08 02:14:03 PM
5 votes:
FTA:  It found that when men did certain kinds of chores around the house, couples had less sex. [ ] The more traditional the division of labor, meaning the greater the husband's share of masculine chores compared with feminine ones, the greater his wife's reported sexual satisfaction.

Wife:  Will you please turn off the game and help fold the laundry?

Husband:  I am sorry, but I am going to have to refuse to help with the "women's work."  And, it's not because I am lazy.  I am refusing only to ensure you experience greater sexual satisfaction when we have sex.  Sure you are mad now, but you will thank me... later tonight.
2014-02-08 01:28:09 PM
4 votes:
Dear Men,

Stop listening to shiat like this written by some guy who hasn't seen pussy since he crawled out of one.

Look, If you shag your wife on the regular, you will find that she does all the housework and will shut the fark up about it. Women need dick like plants need rain. Don't shag your wife and she will biatch about everything else. But it's really the lack of dick she's pissed about.

She doesn't just need dick. She needs seduction and romance. She needs a sexy smack on the ass now and again and occasionally, a fark just because.

fark your wife. fark her hard, fark her often. It's not that women don't want sex. They just don't want your lazy, tired imitating porn sex that you think she wants. Lick her, spank her, pull her hair. fark the shiat out of her at least every two or three days.

She will do the housework because she'll be happy. You may even get steak.

Now. Ask me how I know?

Remarried and farking happy, that's why. Good dick and a lot of it, makes me a lot less biatchy. Just saying.

It's not feminist. It's not politically correct. It's just farking true.

Go shag your wife.
2014-02-08 01:16:02 PM
4 votes:

incendi: Prey4reign: They finally unlocked the key to marriage.

How do you unlock a key?


i172.photobucket.com
2014-02-08 12:22:26 PM
4 votes:

Prey4reign: They finally unlocked the key to marriage.


How do you unlock a key?
2014-02-08 02:43:26 PM
3 votes:

namatad: "There are always going to be trade-offs."

"Sex in any marriage is idiosyncratic and complex "


But dont try to tell me that one partner should be miserable and sexless because the other partner quit having sex.  Unless sex wasnt part of your marriage in the first place. Why did you get married again?
Religion? Kids? Dont kids require sex??



There are three rings in life:

1. The engagement ring
2. The wedding ring
3. The suffering
2014-02-08 02:15:09 PM
3 votes:
Their "share" of housework?  My experience is that a good deal of housework is "make work" projects.  There's nothing more a woman can't stand is watching a man relax.
2014-02-08 01:36:10 PM
3 votes:
Egalitarian:

Also like to point out, there are so many guys out there who can't stand it when their woman tries to initiate sex ... it has to be completely on the man's schedule and terms. Woman acts horny at anything but the appointed time? OH NOEZ SCARY!!! GET AWAY!

I know, one time a gf at the time woke me up by giving me a blowie in the middle of the night.  I was like, wtf are you doing?!?!?!  Go back to sleep foul succubus!!!!!
2014-02-08 04:16:36 PM
2 votes:
Women aren't turned on by whipped effeminate men? Get me my fainting couch.
2014-02-08 04:14:30 PM
2 votes:

namatad: Dont kids require sex??


No.  They most certainly do NOT require sex.  As a matter of fact, people go to jail just for trying.
2014-02-08 03:14:09 PM
2 votes:

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2014-02-08 02:17:45 PM
2 votes:

Egalitarian: Also like to point out, there are so many guys out there who can't stand it when their woman tries to initiate sex ... it has to be completely on the man's schedule and terms. Woman acts horny at anything but the appointed time? OH NOEZ SCARY!!! GET AWAY!


img.fark.net
2014-02-08 01:21:13 PM
2 votes:

MemeSlave: namatad:

./seriously, why is anyone in a sexless, unhappy marriage these days?

The two adjectives are redundant.


But I repeat myself.

My ex recently asked me if we could get remarried. She promised sex once a month. Which would have been an infinite improvement. I countered with 3 times a day. She stopped emailing me again, thank science.
/never, ever marry a prude, ffs
2014-02-08 01:10:02 PM
2 votes:

QU!RK1019: namatad: TL;DR: Married women don't want to have sex with their husbands

TADA
If your wife wont fark you, tell her you are getting sex elsewhere.
If she has a problem with this, divorce her.
TADA


./seriously, why is anyone in a sexless, unhappy marriage these days? the kids? WAY TO fark up your children. "Marriage should be unhappy, just like us!!"

Or, gee, you could suck it up and realize there are things more important in life than getting your rocks off.


No, not really. Everything else that's so important is just a way to get laid.
2014-02-08 12:39:38 PM
2 votes:

incendi: Prey4reign: They finally unlocked the key to marriage.

How do you unlock a key?


it's keys all the way down
2014-02-08 11:05:32 PM
1 votes:

Egalitarian: Also like to point out, there are so many guys out there who can't stand it when their woman tries to initiate sex ... it has to be completely on the man's schedule and terms. Woman acts horny at anything but the appointed time? OH NOEZ SCARY!!! GET AWAY!


I bet you still believe in Santa too.
2014-02-08 07:01:32 PM
1 votes:

QU!RK1019: namatad: TL;DR: Married women don't want to have sex with their husbands

TADA
If your wife wont fark you, tell her you are getting sex elsewhere.
If she has a problem with this, divorce her.
TADA


./seriously, why is anyone in a sexless, unhappy marriage these days? the kids? WAY TO fark up your children. "Marriage should be unhappy, just like us!!"

Or, gee, you could suck it up and realize there are things more important in life than getting your rocks off.


www.rottenecards.com
2014-02-08 06:11:15 PM
1 votes:
There are two masculine roles that are always present within a woman's life - the payer and the player.

The only anomaly is that at the beginning a new relationship, a single man can perform both roles.

/misogynist
//don't need "saving" so save your breath.
2014-02-08 05:51:57 PM
1 votes:
Specifically, if men did all of what the researchers characterized as feminine chores like folding laundry, cooking or vacuuming - the kinds of things many women say they want their husbands to do - then couples had sex 1.5 fewer times per month

Dammit.

I wish somebody had told me this today -BEFORE- I woke up at 4 in the morning to feed the cats, washed, dried, folded and put away four loads of laundry, cleaned the four-cat litterbox (including scrubbing up the vomit they left behind) and the cats' water-streaming thingy that fills up with whatever slimy repulsive crap they drop in it, took the kids out to buy a friend's birthday present, bought some new vacuum cleaner bags (yes, dear, the HEPA bags of course), made lunch and dinner for the kids, did two loads of dishes, polished the cooktop, vacuumed and scrubbed the floors until you could eat off them, and helped my daughter with her homework.

I'm not getting any until 2018, am I?
2014-02-08 05:35:47 PM
1 votes:

Occam's Nailfile: namatad: So how long should you stay in a marriage once you learn that your wife has been cheating on you since your wedding day?

About thirty seconds.  Just long enough to call her a whore, and fill a backpack.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zcI_ObML_g

i1.ytimg.com
2014-02-08 05:11:28 PM
1 votes:

namatad: So how long should you stay in a marriage once you learn that your wife has been cheating on you since your wedding day?


About thirty seconds.  Just long enough to call her a whore, and fill a backpack.
2014-02-08 04:46:59 PM
1 votes:

Mr.Poops: i just woke up to a blow job this morning, really getting a kick out of these replies

/Which led to farking
//which led to cuddling
///which led to another farking
////which led to breakfast in bed then off to work
//haters gonna hate


What company does she work at?
2014-02-08 04:18:36 PM
1 votes:

ramblinwreck: There's nothing more a woman can't stand is watching a man relax.


CSB: I'm reading this, she's on the couch (recumbent) watching the Olympics, pops her head up and says "I'm being lazy and and STILL on the computer and wasting my life and blah."
2014-02-08 03:51:41 PM
1 votes:

Fafai: Also try to show a little disdain for doing it too. But don't overdo that.


Like while you're folding just hold up an article of her clothing and look at it quizzically and mutter to yourself, "the fark is this shiat?" before balling it up and shoving it under something else.

/My wife is great for this but I hope more women appreciate that although they are free to wear mens style clothes (like pants or suits etc), most men don't really get to wear skirts and dresses so folding this stuff is more foreign and confusing to a man than say a woman folding a man's clothes. But for the good of your sexlife, even if you've agreed that laundry will be his responsibilty, he's probably better off never learning how to fold women's clothes at all
2014-02-08 03:00:55 PM
1 votes:

Ionessa: baconbeard: Egalitarian: Also like to point out, there are so many guys out there who can't stand it when their woman tries to initiate sex ... it has to be completely on the man's schedule and terms. Woman acts horny at anything but the appointed time? OH NOEZ SCARY!!! GET AWAY!

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Sadly can be true. I'm in a relationship like that currently. Everything has to be on his schedule and based on his mood, meanwhile I'm horny as hell with no outlet. I still try my best to try to initiate despite the fact though. He's damn lucky that I'm so loyal, to say the least.


That sound you're hearing is millions of farkers clicking on your profile.
2014-02-08 02:52:52 PM
1 votes:
Feh.  I have never had that problem.  My wife won't leave my penis alone.  Our sexual relationship is more like that of Al and Peg Bundy.
2014-02-08 02:42:42 PM
1 votes:

SearchN: Ionessa: baconbeard: Egalitarian: Also like to point out, there are so many guys out there who can't stand it when their woman tries to initiate sex ... it has to be completely on the man's schedule and terms. Woman acts horny at anything but the appointed time? OH NOEZ SCARY!!! GET AWAY!

[img.fark.net image 215x159]

Sadly can be true. I'm in a relationship like that currently. Everything has to be on his schedule and based on his mood, meanwhile I'm horny as hell with no outlet. I still try my best to try to initiate despite the fact though. He's damn lucky that I'm so loyal, to say the least.

I am sure lots of farkers would be happy to help you out with that..


that fruit was so low you could win the limbo Olympics if you could get under it.
2014-02-08 02:40:35 PM
1 votes:

Ionessa: baconbeard: Egalitarian: Also like to point out, there are so many guys out there who can't stand it when their woman tries to initiate sex ... it has to be completely on the man's schedule and terms. Woman acts horny at anything but the appointed time? OH NOEZ SCARY!!! GET AWAY!

[img.fark.net image 215x159]

Sadly can be true. I'm in a relationship like that currently. Everything has to be on his schedule and based on his mood, meanwhile I'm horny as hell with no outlet. I still try my best to try to initiate despite the fact though. He's damn lucky that I'm so loyal, to say the least.


I am sure lots of farkers would be happy to help you out with that..
2014-02-08 02:15:32 PM
1 votes:

QU!RK1019: namatad: TL;DR: Married women don't want to have sex with their husbands

TADA
If your wife wont fark you, tell her you are getting sex elsewhere.
If she has a problem with this, divorce her.
TADA


./seriously, why is anyone in a sexless, unhappy marriage these days? the kids? WAY TO fark up your children. "Marriage should be unhappy, just like us!!"

Or, gee, you could suck it up and realize there are things more important in life than getting your rocks off.


Posted from the highest porn-consuming state in the union.
2014-02-08 02:05:30 PM
1 votes:
I've said it before: what women say they want and what women actually want are two completely different things.
2014-02-08 02:03:37 PM
1 votes:

QU!RK1019: namatad: TL;DR: Married women don't want to have sex with their husbands

TADA
If your wife wont fark you, tell her you are getting sex elsewhere.
If she has a problem with this, divorce her.
TADA


./seriously, why is anyone in a sexless, unhappy marriage these days? the kids? WAY TO fark up your children. "Marriage should be unhappy, just like us!!"

Or, gee, you could suck it up and realize there are things more important in life than getting your rocks off.


Wow. I feel sorry for you.
2014-02-08 01:50:47 PM
1 votes:
"I'm very attracted to you," she said earnestly. "You know when I really crave you? It's when you're just back from the gym and you're all sweaty and you take off your clothes to get in the shower and I see your muscles."
Her husband countered by saying that this very situation had occurred that morning but that his wife became irritated when he tossed his clothes on the floor, which led to a conversation about his not vacuuming the day before, when she worked late. He had worked late, too, which accounted for the lack of vacuuming, but still - she hated waking up to a messy room, and it was his turn to vacuum.
"Right," she agreed. "I wasn't focused on sex, because I wanted you to get out the vacuum."
"So if I got out the vacuum, then you'd be turned on?"
His wife thought about it for a minute. "Actually, probably not," she said slowly, as if hearing the contradiction even as she was speaking it. "The vacuuming would have killed the weight-lifting vibe."


The bottom line is that women are not rational, and don't understand themselves.  If you give a woman what she says she wants, she will not be happy.  So, as a man, your job is to give a woman what she really wants, not what she says she wants.
2014-02-08 01:42:01 PM
1 votes:

Thorak: walktoanarcade: Once a woman stops feeling like she's pursued, she gets bored.

This is such a bullshiat argument.

If a woman plays the "chase me" game, then once you're married, the man's CAUGHT you.  You're hung up on the wall of his den as a trophy.  The game is over.  He stops hunting because he  won.

You could, instead, not make courtship a pursuit game in the first place.

If a woman needs to feel pursued, it's because of deep-seated insecurities.  That's pretty much it.


This is a great first date ice breaker
2014-02-08 01:37:20 PM
1 votes:

Theory Of Null: There is really no reason left to get married. Well, except for taxes.


I had a cousin who had been 'engaged' for several years and finally got married when the couple realized they were missing out on tax savings.  Very romantic.
2014-02-08 01:30:59 PM
1 votes:
Ok, so it was written by a chick named Lori. I say if Lori had put the kids to bed early and sucked her husband's dick instead of writing this article, she and every couple on the planet would be a lot better off.

Just saying.
2014-02-08 01:30:19 PM
1 votes:

namatad: MemeSlave: namatad:

./seriously, why is anyone in a sexless, unhappy marriage these days?

The two adjectives are redundant.

But I repeat myself.

My ex recently asked me if we could get remarried. She promised sex once a month. Which would have been an infinite improvement. I countered with 3 times a day. She stopped emailing me again, thank science.
/never, ever marry a prude, ffs


When a woman thinks of sex as something she permits you to do to her, find a different woman.
2014-02-08 01:30:01 PM
1 votes:
Fark marriage.

That is all.
2014-02-08 01:25:10 PM
1 votes:
Married women don't want to have sex with their own husbands.

FTFY
2014-02-08 01:23:26 PM
1 votes:
This BS again? Plenty of straight men who don't want to have sex with their long-term partner as often as the gal would prefer. Of course, when men start holding out on sex, it's because of their promiscuous biological urges or being tired of the same old vag or some crap. Whereas women who do the same are stereotypical withholding frigid wives. (if a woman gets tired of the same old peen, that's a whole 'nother firestorm).

Also like to point out, there are so many guys out there who can't stand it when their woman tries to initiate sex ... it has to be completely on the man's schedule and terms. Woman acts horny at anything but the appointed time? OH NOEZ SCARY!!! GET AWAY!
2014-02-08 01:16:10 PM
1 votes:
This is why ladies night down at the blind pig is a must go. All of those poor, sex deprived wives and only one me....

/ anyone else notice that if you're hanging out with a girl; other girls come to. Like bleached blonde bumble bees to a flower. Like stilettoed sharks, circling a baby dolphin.
2014-02-08 01:06:28 PM
1 votes:

namatad: TL;DR: Married women don't want to have sex with their husbands

TADA
If your wife wont fark you, tell her you are getting sex elsewhere.
If she has a problem with this, divorce her.
TADA


./seriously, why is anyone in a sexless, unhappy marriage these days? the kids? WAY TO fark up your children. "Marriage should be unhappy, just like us!!"


Or, gee, you could suck it up and realize there are things more important in life than getting your rocks off.
2014-02-08 11:59:20 AM
1 votes:
They finally unlocked the key to marriage.
 
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