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(CTV News)   From the Olympic douche bag files, American short-track speedskater Simon Cho confessed to sabotaging the skates of Canadian Oliver Jean at the 2011 world team championship. Does fark have a pathetic pants tag   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 18
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2014-02-08 09:46:03 AM  
Did he check with Jesus? Because if he tells us that Jesus forgives him then it's okay.
 
2014-02-08 11:00:19 AM  
Are you sure that is the Olympic Douchebag Files, and not the Old As Fark All News files?
 
2014-02-08 11:55:30 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Are you sure that is the Olympic Douchebag Files, and not the Old As Fark All News files?


The article "Published Saturday, February 8, 2014 6:17AM EST"

Hmmmmm. You must be from the future.
 
2014-02-08 11:57:20 AM  
WHY? WHY? WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
 
2014-02-08 12:11:31 PM  
Uzzah WHY? WHY? WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

You realize that Harding's fat-ass accomplice original plan was to kill Nancy Kerrigan? It would've worked better because if you're killed in a random violent attack in downtown Detroit nobody would think anything of it...
 
2014-02-08 12:30:51 PM  

FlyingJ: Uzzah WHY? WHY? WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

You realize that Harding's fat-ass accomplice original plan was to kill Nancy Kerrigan? It would've worked better because if you're killed in a random violent attack in downtown Detroit nobody would think anything of it...


Dad?
 
2014-02-08 12:39:15 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Relatively Obscure: Are you sure that is the Olympic Douchebag Files, and not the Old As Fark All News files?

The article "Published Saturday, February 8, 2014 6:17AM EST"

Hmmmmm. You must be from the future.


Cho who confessed on October 5th, 2012. Hmmmmm. You must be from Canada.
 
2014-02-08 12:46:27 PM  
lots of 'canadian sabotaging' stories out today.  i think canadians are quick to forget they benefited from some hometown discount judging in the vancouver olympics.
 
2014-02-08 01:04:56 PM  
I'm pretty sure Cho isn't skating this year, so subby can save his poutine rage for something else.
 
2014-02-08 01:13:40 PM  

sn0wblind: lots of 'canadian sabotaging' stories out today.  i think canadians are quick to forget they benefited from some hometown discount judging in the vancouver olympics.


In what, exactly? Ice dance? That wasn't much of a surprise. I can't remember us winning any other judged events.
 
2014-02-08 01:41:57 PM  
fatalvenom Dad?

Son, it's a sad fact...terrible things happen to Boston Irish when they venture West of 128
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2014-02-08 01:55:55 PM  

FlyingJ: fatalvenom Dad?

Son, it's a sad fact...terrible things happen to Boston Irish when they venture West of 128


Ok...you win the thread.
 
2014-02-08 01:57:23 PM  

sn0wblind: lots of 'canadian sabotaging' stories out today.


For those wondering what this is all about:

http://olympics.cbc.ca/news/article/alleged-olympic-vote-swapping-de al -would-keep-canada-from-gold.html?cid=rss
 
2014-02-08 01:58:32 PM  

TeamEd: In what, exactly? Ice dance? That wasn't much of a surprise. I can't remember us winning any other judged events


Technically, the moguls have a judging component to them, so there's Bilodeau as well.
 
2014-02-08 06:09:36 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: TeamEd: In what, exactly? Ice dance? That wasn't much of a surprise. I can't remember us winning any other judged events

Technically, the moguls have a judging component to them, so there's Bilodeau as well.


And I don't think any Canadian forgets that they won the Hockey gold medals either.
 
2014-02-08 06:40:03 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: GavinTheAlmighty: TeamEd: In what, exactly? Ice dance? That wasn't much of a surprise. I can't remember us winning any other judged events

Technically, the moguls have a judging component to them, so there's Bilodeau as well.

And I don't think any Canadian forgets that they won the Hockey gold medals either.


Yeah! How dare the judges award the overtime winner to Sidney Crosby. Just because he's the poster boy of the NHL. That's such biased bullshiat!
 
2014-02-08 08:23:59 PM  
Tiberius GracchusAnd I don't think any Canadian forgets that they won the Hockey gold medals either.

Thanks to a hole in the plexiglass you can rub the "lucky loonie" from the 2002 SLC Olympics @ the NHL HOF
 
2014-02-08 09:47:54 PM  
Fark needs a Douchebag tag??
 
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