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(Fox News)   Dylan Farrow returns Woody Allen's backhand   (foxnews.com) divider line 188
    More: Followup, Dylan Farrow, Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, fragile state  
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2014-02-08 09:19:08 AM  
Justice4Dylan
 
2014-02-08 09:20:43 AM  
palpable biatchery.
 
2014-02-08 10:52:31 AM  
There are two possibilities here:

-She's telling the truth;
-He's telling the truth.

At this point, one of them is so fully committed to the lie that they are unlikely to ever come clean. In the event that she's lying, it's certainly possible that she's as committed as she is because she actually thinks it happened.

My point is, their feud can be summed up thusly:

10?"Nuh-uh"
20?"Yuh-huh"
30 goto 10
40 end
Run
 
2014-02-08 11:10:19 AM  
Well, I have no idea whom to believe.

Guess I'll go watch the Olympics.
 
2014-02-08 11:11:10 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: There are two possibilities here:

-She's telling the truth;
-He's telling the truth.

At this point, one of them is so fully committed to the lie that they are unlikely to ever come clean. In the event that she's lying, it's certainly possible that she's as committed as she is because she actually thinks it happened.

My point is, their feud can be summed up thusly:

10?"Nuh-uh"
20?"Yuh-huh"
30 goto 10
40 end
Run


Pretty much this.

you all had your day in court thirty years ago. If they didn't want to prosecute because of your fragile state, well blame them or your mom for letting that happen. Going back and forth in the media doesn't sseem to be helping anyone involved and seems vengeful on both sides. Who knows what happened, but I can't imagine this is helping and there is no end goal. SShe's not going to be discredited and he isn't going to get charged. Everyone needs to focus on how to move on and not what happened
 
2014-02-08 11:12:48 AM  
Also the 'declined to prosecute based on her' sounds like bullshiat since no one hesitated to bring it up for all the other custody/divorce/etc things. Blah I'm getting sucked in fark
 
2014-02-08 11:16:03 AM  

Nabb1: Well, I have no idea whom to believe.

Guess I'll go watch the Olympics.


I've been trying all morning to get that shiat streaming to my tTV. fark NBC so hard.
 
2014-02-08 11:25:45 AM  
Are we still pretending this is a he said/she said thing for the sake of copy?

Have at it, you vampire dullards.
 
2014-02-08 11:30:44 AM  

NickelP: She's not going to be discredited and he isn't going to get charged.


Pretty much this.  Unless it's the court of public opinion, where he's been convicted for a long, long time.

\and no, I don't like his movies.  Mostly because I can't stand him as an actor.
 
2014-02-08 11:51:20 AM  
The attitude of some seems to be, "well, he's sure as hell guilty of something, so it might as well be this."

Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
 
2014-02-08 11:51:46 AM  
We'll that wasn't very convincing.
 
2014-02-08 12:00:46 PM  
I dunno, she's kind of cute I guess. If I was an insecure Jew I might hit it after a few drinks.
 
2014-02-08 12:03:00 PM  
I never cared for his movies or Mia Farrow.  Is there a way both can lose?
 
2014-02-08 12:03:15 PM  

thamike: Are we still pretending this is a he said/she said thing for the sake of copy?

Have at it, you vampire dullards.


What should we pretend it is, if not a "he said/she said"?
 
2014-02-08 12:17:10 PM  
FYI if anyone is curious, here's Allen's 1992 60 minutes interview on the topic. I'd never seen it before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPs5TAO8Hj4
 
2014-02-08 12:23:06 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: thamike: Are we still pretending this is a he said/she said thing for the sake of copy?

Have at it, you vampire dullards.

What should we pretend it is, if not a "he said/she said"?


You have a point. There's really no other avenue of pretend left to pursue.

Still, it requires the outright negation of the "everybody else said" which is pretty difficult to pretend around.
 
2014-02-08 12:27:24 PM  

DamnYankees: FYI if anyone is curious, here's Allen's 1992 60 minutes interview on the topic. I'd never seen it before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPs5TAO8Hj4


What's weird about this is that Allen is super-convincing, to me at least. And that leads to one of two conclusions - either he's telling the truth, or he's an amazing liar and sociopath. The thing is, in the 20 years since this interview occurred, things seem to have gone in a way which backs Allen up.

He was indeed never prosecuted.

He is still with Soon-yi, something that, had you believed Allen was just a pervert in 1992, you would never have predicted.

He's adopted two children since then, and has never had another accusation of anything.

These are things you'd never have predicted had you thought Allen was actually guilty in 1992. Am I thinking about this wrong?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 12:29:40 PM  
Woody Allen has displayed pedo tendencies by marrying his young stepdaughter.  And the whole idea that Mia Farrow has the skill in psychology to manipulate someone's memories is silly.

If you could go to Wal-mart and get a handy dandy DIY memory implanting kit none of these Priests, Scout leaders and such would get convicted.
 
2014-02-08 12:37:16 PM  

vpb: Woody Allen has displayed pedo tendencies by marrying his young stepdaughter.


Not his stepdaughter.

vpb: And the whole idea that Mia Farrow has the skill in psychology to manipulate someone's memories is silly.


if you can't manipulate the psychology of your own child, then what kind of parent are you?

vpb: If you could go to Wal-mart and get a handy dandy DIY memory implanting kit none of these Priests, Scout leaders and such would get convicted.


Scout Leaders do get convicted.  So do priests, if they aren't being protectively transferred around by the Vatican.
 
2014-02-08 12:46:16 PM  
Prosecutor: I am declining to prosecute based on Dylan's fragile state, but Allen is guilty.
 
2014-02-08 12:47:19 PM  

RoyBatty: Prosecutor: I am declining to prosecute based on Dylan's fragile state, but Allen is guilty.


It's nice that's what the prosecutor said, but what impact is that supposed to have on me? Prosecutors pretty much always belief the people they are charged to prosecute are guilty.
 
2014-02-08 12:50:26 PM  

DamnYankees: These are things you'd never have predicted had you thought Allen was actually guilty in 1992. Am I thinking about this wrong?


No and now you have even a larger percentage of people coming in saying how batshiat crazy Mia is and how she manipulates her kids for her own gain.

Sorry but Woody seems like he stuck his dick in crazy and is paying for it to this day since his career is still going and Mia is not wanted even for a zaxbys commercial.
 
2014-02-08 12:53:48 PM  

thamike: vpb: Woody Allen has displayed pedo tendencies by marrying his young stepdaughter.

Not his stepdaughter.

vpb: And the whole idea that Mia Farrow has the skill in psychology to manipulate someone's memories is silly.

if you can't manipulate the psychology of your own child, then what kind of parent are you?

vpb: If you could go to Wal-mart and get a handy dandy DIY memory implanting kit none of these Priests, Scout leaders and such would get convicted.

Scout Leaders do get convicted.  So do priests, if they aren't being protectively transferred around by the Vatican.


Its amazing some people are too stupid to find actual facts then come in here to spout off, like all the shiat he was wrong about was so hard to find, fark hes posting from his computer or tablet so its obvious he has access to the internet where he can search for all the bullshiat he just typed.

But then he couldnt be outraged over something he has not farking clue about......

RoyBatty: Prosecutor: I am declining to prosecute based on Dylan's fragile state, but Allen is guilty.


Yeah and that DA was reprimanded coming close to getting disbarred.
 
2014-02-08 12:54:40 PM  

steamingpile: Yeah and that DA was reprimanded coming close to getting disbarred.


Can you cite that? I havent heard that.
 
2014-02-08 12:54:46 PM  
I'll be glad when they stop talking about this mess. I'm so tired of seeing Woody's wimpy face everywhere.
 
2014-02-08 12:54:47 PM  

vpb: Woody Allen has displayed pedo tendencies by marrying his young stepdaughter.


so marrying a 25-year old woman is "pedo tendencies"?  they started dating when she was 19 and married years later.  if wanting to have sex with 19 year old women means you're a pedophile then practically every man i know is a pedophile.  stop throwing words around if you don't understand their meaning.
 
2014-02-08 12:58:10 PM  

DamnYankees: RoyBatty: Prosecutor: I am declining to prosecute based on Dylan's fragile state, but Allen is guilty.

It's nice that's what the prosecutor said, but what impact is that supposed to have on me? Prosecutors pretty much always belief the people they are charged to prosecute are guilty.


You should feel the same impact as the other kids felt in 8th grade when I picked myself up from the ground and told them I could have kicked that guy's ass had I wanted to.

/still bitter
 
2014-02-08 12:59:27 PM  

RoyBatty: DamnYankees: RoyBatty: Prosecutor: I am declining to prosecute based on Dylan's fragile state, but Allen is guilty.

It's nice that's what the prosecutor said, but what impact is that supposed to have on me? Prosecutors pretty much always belief the people they are charged to prosecute are guilty.

You should feel the same impact as the other kids felt in 8th grade when I picked myself up from the ground and told them I could have kicked that guy's ass had I wanted to.

/still bitter


So no impact?
 
2014-02-08 01:02:29 PM  

thamike: RoyBatty: DamnYankees: RoyBatty: Prosecutor: I am declining to prosecute based on Dylan's fragile state, but Allen is guilty.

It's nice that's what the prosecutor said, but what impact is that supposed to have on me? Prosecutors pretty much always belief the people they are charged to prosecute are guilty.

You should feel the same impact as the other kids felt in 8th grade when I picked myself up from the ground and told them I could have kicked that guy's ass had I wanted to.

/still bitter

So no impact?


Not no impact, you should realize how full of shiat I was, and how full of shiat the prosecutor was. And add in some unethical behavior on the prosecutor's part.
 
2014-02-08 01:04:17 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: There are two possibilities here:

-She's telling the truth;
-He's telling the truth.


At this point, one of them is so fully committed to the lie that they are unlikely to ever come clean. In the event that she's lying, it's certainly possible that she's as committed as she is because she actually thinks it happened.

My point is, their feud can be summed up thusly:

10?"Nuh-uh"
20?"Yuh-huh"
30 goto 10
40 end
Run


Um, you are assuming that she does not have false memories.
Simple enough.
Polygraph Dylan, Mia and Rowan.
DNA test Rowan vs Allen and Sinatra.

The more I read the facts, not the accusations, the more I feel sorry for Woody.
You read the comments from his son Moses and you really start to think Mia is way beyond bat-shiat.
 
2014-02-08 01:06:22 PM  
Maybe he should molest her just to shut her the fark up!!

/too soon?
 
2014-02-08 01:07:01 PM  

DamnYankees: steamingpile: Yeah and that DA was reprimanded coming close to getting disbarred.

Can you cite that? I havent heard that.


Yes.
 
2014-02-08 01:07:26 PM  

namatad: Gecko Gingrich: There are two possibilities here:

-She's telling the truth;
-He's telling the truth.

At this point, one of them is so fully committed to the lie that they are unlikely to ever come clean. In the event that she's lying, it's certainly possible that she's as committed as she is because she actually thinks it happened.

My point is, their feud can be summed up thusly:

10?"Nuh-uh"
20?"Yuh-huh"
30 goto 10
40 end
Run

Um, you are assuming that she does not have false memories.
Simple enough.
Polygraph Dylan, Mia and Rowan.
DNA test Rowan vs Allen and Sinatra.

The more I read the facts, not the accusations, the more I feel sorry for Woody.
You read the comments from his son Moses and you really start to think Mia is way beyond bat-shiat.


If I could make twitter hashtags go viral, #TestRowan
 
2014-02-08 01:07:59 PM  

DamnYankees: steamingpile: Yeah and that DA was reprimanded coming close to getting disbarred.

Can you cite that? I havent heard that.


It was posted on a site earlier that a judge reprimanded him for his statements on the case  and stated he should be up for judicial review.

The more these people talk it just looks worse and worse for them, Woodys side is backed up by not only the people involved but the legal record and now one of the kids who is a therapist is even coming out against Mia stating how manipulative she is and how he sides with Woody.

Again he may be creepy but he didnt molest her.

namatad: You read the comments from his son Moses and you really start to think Mia is way beyond bat-shiat.


Yep, and it sounds like she has been that way for years now.
 
2014-02-08 01:08:09 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: There are two possibilities here:

-She's telling the truth;
-He's telling the truth.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
 
2014-02-08 01:08:52 PM  

RoyBatty: If I could make twitter hashtags go viral, #TestRowan


I think that oughta be "#TestRonan". Or Martin's gonna have words with you.
 
2014-02-08 01:10:02 PM  
Maybe she got him confused with Uncle Roman...
 
2014-02-08 01:10:11 PM  

hubcity: DamnYankees: steamingpile: Yeah and that DA was reprimanded coming close to getting disbarred.

Can you cite that? I havent heard that.

Yes.


Oh I didnt even see this, yeah the DA does seem like a man dead set on prosecuting a famous person to make a name for himself.
 
2014-02-08 01:12:06 PM  
I just thought I'd pop in here to say I have nothing to say one way or the other.

If I'm wrong about either side I'm going to feel like a dick, and while I would feel like more of an ass for siding with Woody if he's guilty, it would also be bad to falsely label him a child molester. Say what you want about him marrying Soon yi, that wasn't child molesting. It may be weird, and not something I would ever do in good conscience, still not in the ballpark of child molesting.
 
2014-02-08 01:15:07 PM  

hubcity: RoyBatty: If I could make twitter hashtags go viral, #TestRowan

I think that oughta be "#TestRonan". Or Martin's gonna have words with you.


shiat. I stared at that for at least a minute, knew it was wrong, and couldn't see it. Damn I even thought funny, he even has Dan Rowan's name.
 
2014-02-08 01:17:43 PM  

enderthexenocide: vpb: Woody Allen has displayed pedo tendencies by marrying his young stepdaughter.

so marrying a 25-year old woman is "pedo tendencies"?  they started dating when she was 19 and married years later.  if wanting to have sex with 19 year old women means you're a pedophile then practically every man i know is a pedophile.  stop throwing words around if you don't understand their meaning.


This.
I find the notion that they waited until now to go public after all these years highly suspect, among many other things.
 
2014-02-08 01:18:26 PM  

MayoSlather: I just thought I'd pop in here to say I have nothing to say one way or the other.

If I'm wrong about either side I'm going to feel like a dick, and while I would feel like more of an ass for siding with Woody if he's guilty, it would also be bad to falsely label him a child molester. Say what you want about him marrying Soon yi, that wasn't child molesting. It may be weird, and not something I would ever do in good conscience, still not in the ballpark of child molesting.


i1.ytimg.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 01:18:46 PM  
Normally there is an aversion to marrying your daughter.  It's not about genetics, it's the father daughter relationship.  It's called reverse sexual imprinting..  The Westermarck effect, is an example.

Pedophiles don't seem to have it.
 
2014-02-08 01:19:50 PM  

vpb: Normally there is an aversion to marrying your daughter.  It's not about genetics, it's the father daughter relationship.  It's called reverse sexual imprinting..  The Westermarck effect, is an example.

Pedophiles don't seem to have it.


Did Andre Previn marry his daughter? Who are we talking about?
 
2014-02-08 01:20:51 PM  

DamnYankees: FYI if anyone is curious, here's Allen's 1992 60 minutes interview on the topic. I'd never seen it before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPs5TAO8Hj4


Thanks for posting that. "Mia's Valentine" would land almost anyone else in jail.

My divorce and custody were very similar. All sorts of charges made anytime and everytime I asked for more parenting time. Never any evidence or any supportive testimony from others. Just vicious charges that as one psych wrote to the court "there is no evidence to support these charges but they are so serious I cannot recommend giving more time to Mr. Batty, and recommend they all get therapy and come back in six months."

Of course, six months turn into 9 months of court calendar time, and each court hearing costs thousands of dollars, as do therapy sessions, this sort of smear, smear, smear and delay game is allowed to continue because it makes lawyers and psychs rich, and covers the judge's ass.

As Allen said, the charges against him spawned a multi-million dollar industry.
 
2014-02-08 01:21:29 PM  
Can this thread be about hot female tennis pros? Here, I'll start:

1.bp.blogspot.com
Elena Dementieva
 
2014-02-08 01:21:29 PM  
You know, when all the evidence comes forth about what a Pedofork Woody has been all these years, you whitey-knights are going to feel daaaaaaamned ashamed of yourselves.

/And yes, I WILL be an I Told Ya So
 
2014-02-08 01:22:43 PM  

DamnYankees: steamingpile: Yeah and that DA was reprimanded coming close to getting disbarred.

Can you cite that? I havent heard that.



DA was reprimanded coming close to getting disbarred. --  steamingpile (2014-02-08)
 
2014-02-08 01:24:14 PM  

TV's Vinnie: You know, when all the evidence comes forth about what a Pedofork Woody has been all these years, you whitey-knights are going to feel daaaaaaamned ashamed of yourselves.

/And yes, I WILL be an I Told Ya So


No I wont because I am basing on information that is out there on this case and this sounds like Woody is being farked over since nobody else is saying he touched them at all.
 
2014-02-08 01:25:22 PM  
I'm looking forward to seeing Blue Jasmine
 
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