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(BBC-US)   A good old-fashioned top four clash between Liverpool and Arsenal kicks of the latest round of EPL fixtures, also featuring a Welsh derby and Tottenham v Everton   (bbc.com) divider line 370
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2014-02-09 10:53:59 AM  
Forgot the update on the MIGHTY managerless Oxford United.

Mid-week,they caught up their game in hand on the League Two leaders with a 1 - 1 draw against Bury. Yesterday, they repeated that scoreline, as Bristol Rovers scored a late equalizer for that game to also finish 1 - 1.

so, currently the top of the League Two table (3 automatic promotion spots, 4 play-off teams for the last promotion spot) looks like this:

Pos. Team               P    W  D   L  GD  Pts
1.   Chesterfield      30   15  10  5  21   55
2.   Scoonthorpe        30   13  13  4  14   52
3.   MIGHTY Oxford     30   13  12  5  16   51
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4.   Rochdale          29   15   5  9  12   50
5.   Burton            29   14   8  7   5   50
6.   Fleetwood         28   15   3 10  12   48
7.   Southend          29   13   8  8  11   47
 
2014-02-09 10:55:44 AM  

LucklessWonder: Scoonthorpe


Funny every time.
 
2014-02-09 11:00:49 AM  
We'll never die.
 
2014-02-09 11:01:07 AM  

ADubs86: LucklessWonder: Scoonthorpe

Funny every time.


Yep, and it farked up my neatly aligned table.
 
2014-02-09 11:06:27 AM  

socalnewwaver: SKRTEL!!



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2014-02-09 11:14:23 AM  

midpoint: Princip's Sandwich: -10.

+15.


+30. Which brings my total for the weekend to... +30.
 
2014-02-09 11:20:39 AM  
First shot on goal goes to Fulham?
 
2014-02-09 11:21:18 AM  
I just about fell out of my chair seeing MUtd give up that goal to Fulham.
 
2014-02-09 11:22:16 AM  

wynswrld: midpoint: Princip's Sandwich: -10.

+15.

+30. Which brings my total for the weekend to... +30.


And now heading for -30 on this one. Strangely, I don't mind...
 
2014-02-09 11:23:39 AM  
-30 incoming for a weekend total of -100. Thanks a bunch Moyes.
 
2014-02-09 11:25:29 AM  
I assign that breakdown to the midfield. I don't think any goalie would have stopped a goal like that, it was a perfect pass and a perfect single touch. But their midfield has entirely too much room to maneuver.
 
2014-02-09 11:26:01 AM  

ADubs86: -30 incoming for a weekend total of -100. Thanks a bunch Moyes.


Whoops, my math is wrong, it's actually -110.
 
2014-02-09 11:26:47 AM  
I'm the real idiot for fully knowing Moyes would mess this up, yet leaving my banker where it was. Moyes loves giving the opponent a break. Never won at Old Trafford? Here you go, Swansea. Haven't won here in decades? Congratulations, Everton. You just lost to Sheffield United? Have a break, Fulham.
 
2014-02-09 11:30:36 AM  
Evil Kagawa:

Fulham no beating United Old Trafford 11 year!

Over to you Moyes.
 
2014-02-09 11:32:49 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Evil Kagawa:

Fulham no beating United Old Trafford 11 year!

Over to you Moyes.


Evil Kagawa is best Kagawa
 
2014-02-09 11:33:39 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: I'm the real idiot for fully knowing Moyes would mess this up, yet leaving my banker where it was. Moyes loves giving the opponent a break. Never won at Old Trafford? Here you go, Swansea. Haven't won here in decades? Congratulations, Everton. You just lost to Sheffield United? Have a break, Fulham.


Is there anything Moyes CAN'T do?
 
2014-02-09 11:34:42 AM  
and this is why i don't play fantasy footie, because i can just sit back and watch the mancs lose without worrying about whether it affects my point total for the weekend :D
 
2014-02-09 11:35:55 AM  

socalnewwaver: and this is why i don't play fantasy footie, because i can just sit back and watch the mancs lose without worrying about whether it affects my point total for the weekend :D


It just gives me a reason to follow what the hell a random team is doing. Why would I care what Palace do otherwise?
 
2014-02-09 11:36:40 AM  
fulham have won exactly twice at ot in 38 visits.
 
2014-02-09 11:38:47 AM  
wow, fulham had a chance for the dagger there.
 
2014-02-09 11:38:48 AM  
Kieran, you HAVE to put that away.
 
2014-02-09 11:40:43 AM  
You are tasked with being United manager. As your midfield options, you have Ashley Young, Shinji Kagawa and Adnan Januzaj. If you were a sane man, you'd laugh away Ashley Young and choose one of the other two. If you're David Moyes, however, you pick Young and tell the others to suck it.
 
2014-02-09 11:41:00 AM  
Fulham's keeper is on point.
 
2014-02-09 11:41:32 AM  

ADubs86: Kieran, you HAVE to put that away.


Coutinho school of finishing
 
2014-02-09 11:41:57 AM  
I just don't see how Fulham can take 60 more minutes defending in their own box. United is bound to score sooner or later if they can't clear it.
 
2014-02-09 11:42:17 AM  

socalnewwaver: and this is why i don't play fantasy footie, because i can just sit back and watch the mancs lose without worrying about whether it affects my point total for the weekend :D


I'm in the same boat.  I just want to see great football.
/so why am I watching this match again?
 
2014-02-09 11:42:56 AM  

dietbubba: ADubs86: Kieran, you HAVE to put that away.

Coutinho school of finishing


I believe the correct term is "Bend it like Ramos."
 
2014-02-09 11:44:41 AM  

Langston: I just don't see how Fulham can take 60 more minutes defending in their own box. United is bound to score sooner or later if they can't clear it.


You are doubting the awesome power of Ashley Young's crossing.
 
2014-02-09 11:45:46 AM  
JAR has balls to even attempt to chest it over the goal.
 
2014-02-09 11:46:37 AM  

ScouserDuck: JAR has balls to even attempt to chest it over the goal.


Thence again he IS responsible for the OG that to this day constantly haunts my dreams.
 
2014-02-09 11:47:19 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: I believe the correct term is "Bend it like Ramos."


Hahaha
 
2014-02-09 11:52:00 AM  

ScouserDuck: ScouserDuck: JAR has balls to even attempt to chest it over the goal.

Thence again he IS responsible for the OG that to this day constantly haunts my dreams.


08 against chelsea?
 
2014-02-09 11:52:37 AM  
seems like moyes is being blamed for everything these days...

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2014-02-09 11:54:44 AM  

socalnewwaver: seems like moyes is being blamed for everything these days...

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For that picture to be accurate, it would have to show Brendan Rodgers running away. And Wenger would have a bloody mouth.
 
2014-02-09 11:54:47 AM  
Also happening today in opposite-world, GB has won a Winter Olympic medal for something involving snow.
 
2014-02-09 11:57:00 AM  
who said GOD doesn't exist. i'm watching him on the halftime show.
 
2014-02-09 12:02:24 PM  

dietbubba: ScouserDuck: ScouserDuck: JAR has balls to even attempt to chest it over the goal.

Thence again he IS responsible for the OG that to this day constantly haunts my dreams.

08 against chelsea?


geez...was it really that long ago?
 
2014-02-09 12:03:35 PM  
8 of 46 crosses successful in the first half.
 
2014-02-09 12:04:07 PM  

ScouserDuck: dietbubba: ScouserDuck: ScouserDuck: JAR has balls to even attempt to chest it over the goal.

Thence again he IS responsible for the OG that to this day constantly haunts my dreams.

08 against chelsea?

geez...was it really that long ago?


Ramos' Disaster was only 2 seasons ago. I'll never forget how pissed off I was when I heard he missed a la Charlie Adam.
 
2014-02-09 12:10:25 PM  
Evil Kagawa:

I say "Is idea no to win at Old Trafford Moyes? Fulham bottom of league Moyes? Why face go so red Moyes?"

I think he going kill Kagawa!
 
2014-02-09 12:18:05 PM  

ScouserDuck: dietbubba: ScouserDuck: ScouserDuck: JAR has balls to even attempt to chest it over the goal.

Thence again he IS responsible for the OG that to this day constantly haunts my dreams.

08 against chelsea?

geez...was it really that long ago?


Amazingly, it has been
 
2014-02-09 12:20:40 PM  
54 United crosses, 1 Fulham cross.
 
2014-02-09 12:24:01 PM  
You have a chance to square the ball for a long-ranged shot. You've tried and failed 55+ crosses. What do you do? You cross it again and fail.
 
2014-02-09 12:25:24 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: You have a chance to square the ball for a long-ranged shot. You've tried and failed 55+ crosses. What do you do? You cross it again and fail.


And here you thought United had no consistency.
 
2014-02-09 12:26:02 PM  
Putting Young out of his misery, finally
 
2014-02-09 12:27:51 PM  
United gained points once in the final quarter of PL games this season.
 
2014-02-09 12:28:12 PM  
I think at this point, United are going to cross until one of Fulham's center-backs gets a concussion. It'd be the perfect time to strike again and score.
 
2014-02-09 12:28:23 PM  
I dont understand how Europeans like Aperol so much.  It makes everything it touches taste like Robotussen.
 
2014-02-09 12:28:28 PM  

dietbubba: Putting Young out of his misery, finally


Gotta give it to Moyes--he's really going for it with these substitutions.
 
2014-02-09 12:29:53 PM  
Vidic is getting away with murder today.  He is just plowing through people to get those headers.
 
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