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(   Dining tip: If the French Fries at your local Burger King start coming in Dixie cups and the food in brown paper bags, it may not be a real Burger King. Just sayin'   ( divider line
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3823 clicks; posted to Business » on 08 Feb 2014 at 9:36 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-08 11:00:49 AM  
2 votes:

phamwaa: jake_lex: diaphoresis: Not sure I could tell the difference between the two

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There has never been a Whopper that looked anything like that outside of a photography studio.

Believe it or not, I had one that was absolutely studio ready. I didn't have a cell phone/camera at the time, but I would have taken a selfie of my flabbergasted expression instead of the sandwich.

I once had a picture perfect Big Mac.  it was so tall that i had to squish it a big to eat it.  It squished like they do in the commercials.  Like a pert boobie.

It was in the middle of a snow storm, only the drive through was open.  After I ate this beautiful creation, I went back around to compliment the cook.

Turns out they had let all the cooks go home, and the managers were making the burgers.
2014-02-08 10:20:17 AM  
2 votes:
Does De-Fence have to shoot up a fast food place to get some honesty for once?
2014-02-08 09:44:11 AM  
2 votes:
She's a nebby jagoff.

c;mon dan ta saside buggas fa fries 'n' dat, and stuff lakatder.

Burgers n'at, yeah ok.  What you're gonna wanna do is go through 3 stop signs, then turn right at the house with a big lava rock out front.  Then you're gonna go through a tunnel, and everybody is gonna slow down for no reason.  Ok then yinz go to the third light and make a Pittsburgh left.  Go to where that insurance place they made out of an old pizza hut is.  If you reach the ball field, you've gone too far.
2014-02-08 06:59:33 PM  
1 vote:
If Spengbab was manning the flat top, then it probably wasn't legit.
2014-02-08 10:07:54 AM  
1 vote:
What sort of genetic reject eats a real hamburger and biatches that it isn't Booger King?
2014-02-08 09:55:41 AM  
1 vote:
Artist talked to a customer who said the food didn't taste like Burger King during her recent visit.

Hey, my burger doesnt taste like crap!  This is an outrage!
2014-02-08 06:54:44 AM  
1 vote:
Wait, you mean it's a Five Guys? Awesome.
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