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(WRCB)   Dozens left dead in wake of driver's drunken rampage   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 17
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2014-02-08 07:26:46 AM
3 votes:
Investigators keep finding more and more bodies as they dig.
2014-02-08 11:11:38 AM
1 votes:
Bravo, subby. Brah.vo.
2014-02-08 11:05:26 AM
1 votes:
Subliterati:

All the advice I've heard is don't suddenly swerve for animals. It's a sad thing to kill them but you're putting human lives at risk making a sudden manoeuvre on a highway without checking if it's safe. I'd be cut up for days if I squished a gosling but I'd be cut up for the rest of my life if I took out a family.

But the family would last you a month, whereas a gosling is just a snack.
2014-02-08 10:59:49 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "The suspect is behind bars as the news is broken to family members of the deceased."

+1, Subby
2014-02-08 10:41:21 AM
1 votes:

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: If you don't want a drunk to driver over and trash your grave - try cremation.


I it's a little late to start considering the desires of the deceased
2014-02-08 10:28:53 AM
1 votes:

GBB: Or, are you the end all say all of HOTY and the voting process thing is just a big sham?


Judging by the number of greenlit threads attributed to me, I am probably as farking far from being the 'end all say all of HOTY; as you can get.

I don't even submit headlines anymore..  It doesn't seem to matter how witty I think my headlines are or how interesting the stories I link to are either.  I gave up.

In fact, I saw a headline the other day and one of the Weenerss (I just know that's going to be translated as boobies) was HOTY and I did a triple take because I really didn't think it should even be considered as HOTY.  (sorry, I forget which one).

I'm just saying they were still "left dead".  Think of it this way.  Suppose the angel of death passed over your neighborhood, killing almost every one of your neighbors, but you survived.  Would you say you were "left alive"?  I'd say that's a fair description.
2014-02-08 10:25:49 AM
1 votes:
+1 Subby.  Although the first thing that popped into my head was Canada geese and goslings.  Probably because I saw the carcass of one that had been mangled by a motorist while crossing a road.

/I swore several ancient Anglo-Saxon oaths at the driver, whomever it had been...
2014-02-08 10:21:25 AM
1 votes:

TheOther: jso2897: "His car was stuck on a tall tombstone. "
Now if somebody can't work that line into a country and western song, America is useless.

Well, first, you would have to replace 'car' with 'truck'...


♪ Well I'm drunk, and all aloooone in my truck
On my Momma's tombstone I am stuck... ♪

/not quitting my day job
2014-02-08 10:20:56 AM
1 votes:

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: If you don't want a drunk to driver over and trash your grave - try cremation.

/then you can get knocked off the mantle and subsequently sucked into a vacuum cleaner and thrown out with the rest of the garbage


This thread now has Harleys and Hoovers.  What's the difference?

/On a Harley, the dirtbag is on top.
2014-02-08 10:06:26 AM
1 votes:

jso2897: "His car was stuck on a tall tombstone. "
Now if somebody can't work that line into a country and western song, America is useless.


David Allen Coe came close (cars as tombstones) a few decades back, in If That Ain't Country  Caution: lyrics may be offensive based on race, gender, and religion.
2014-02-08 10:04:57 AM
1 votes:

GBB: Found dead would have cinched it.  Left dead, doesn't really fit.


works for me - they were still left dead, weren't they?
2014-02-08 09:57:04 AM
1 votes:
The guy obviously felt the families had enough time to grieve and he decided to remove these distracting road side memorials.
2014-02-08 09:56:59 AM
1 votes:
Bravo! *clap*
2014-02-08 09:49:52 AM
1 votes:
Not to mention the dreadful damage and destruction dealt by his dastardly deed.
2014-02-08 09:48:17 AM
1 votes:
"His car was stuck on a tall tombstone. "
Now if somebody can't work that line into a country and western song, America is useless.
2014-02-08 05:46:20 AM
1 votes:
just think of all those people he ran over!
2014-02-08 05:30:52 AM
1 votes:
Nice one, subby.
 
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