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2014-02-08 05:30:52 AM
Nice one, subby.
 
2014-02-08 05:46:20 AM
just think of all those people he ran over!
 
2014-02-08 05:54:43 AM
Affluenza?
 
2014-02-08 06:14:19 AM
The high school class that graduated before mine stole a bunch of tombstones and put them in front of the school as a graduation prank. Needless to say folks were not amused.
 
2014-02-08 07:26:46 AM
Investigators keep finding more and more bodies as they dig.
 
2014-02-08 09:44:00 AM
There's a special corner of hell for people like that
 
2014-02-08 09:48:17 AM
"His car was stuck on a tall tombstone. "
Now if somebody can't work that line into a country and western song, America is useless.
 
2014-02-08 09:49:52 AM
Not to mention the dreadful damage and destruction dealt by his dastardly deed.
 
2014-02-08 09:54:27 AM

jso2897: "His car was stuck on a tall tombstone. "
Now if somebody can't work that line into a country and western song, America is useless.


Well, first, you would have to replace 'car' with 'truck'...
 
2014-02-08 09:55:59 AM
Reminds me of the Cessna Skyhawk that crashed in a Polish cemetery. Hundreds dead.
 
2014-02-08 09:56:35 AM
Where do they bury the survivors?
 
2014-02-08 09:56:59 AM
Bravo! *clap*
 
2014-02-08 09:57:04 AM
The guy obviously felt the families had enough time to grieve and he decided to remove these distracting road side memorials.
 
2014-02-08 09:57:44 AM
"What do you want on your Tombstone?"

Um, a car?
 
2014-02-08 09:58:25 AM
Dozens left for dead?
 
2014-02-08 10:00:55 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 10:02:03 AM
Found dead would have cinched it.  Left dead, doesn't really fit.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 10:04:00 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
Buried in a home-made casket that's big enough for him on his bike.
This is going to confuse some...thing.... 10,000 years from now.
 
2014-02-08 10:04:57 AM

GBB: Found dead would have cinched it.  Left dead, doesn't really fit.


works for me - they were still left dead, weren't they?
 
2014-02-08 10:06:00 AM

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]
Buried in a home-made casket that's big enough for him on his bike.
This is going to confuse some...thing.... 10,000 years from now.


Is that the actual casket?  or are they putting him in something that will stand all the weight of that dirt?
 
2014-02-08 10:06:26 AM

jso2897: "His car was stuck on a tall tombstone. "
Now if somebody can't work that line into a country and western song, America is useless.


David Allen Coe came close (cars as tombstones) a few decades back, in If That Ain't Country  Caution: lyrics may be offensive based on race, gender, and religion.
 
2014-02-08 10:09:02 AM
You see, this is why Rob Ford should have a driver.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 10:10:34 AM

You Are All Sheep: GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]
Buried in a home-made casket that's big enough for him on his bike.
This is going to confuse some...thing.... 10,000 years from now.

Is that the actual casket?  or are they putting him in something that will stand all the weight of that dirt?


Nope, that's it.  The article said he reinforced the base to withstand the pressure of the dirt.  I'm thinking this guy was not an engineer.
 
2014-02-08 10:11:13 AM

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]
Buried in a home-made casket that's big enough for him on his bike.
This is going to confuse some...thing.... 10,000 years from now.


It's not that different from what the pharaohs did, being buried with items from life.
 
2014-02-08 10:12:31 AM

jso2897: "His car was stuck on a tall tombstone. "
Now if somebody can't work that line into a country and western song, America is useless.

We are useless. If for no other reason we have to have laws the decriminalize gun shaped pastry.



'Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act' proposed in Maryland


The bill also includes a section mandating counseling for school officials who fail to distinguish between guns and things that resemble guns. School officials who fail to make such a distinction more than once would face discipline themselves.


Bill would allow chewing Pop-Tarts into gun shapes in Oklahoma schools

Under Kern's bill, students couldn't be punished for possessing small toy weapons or using writing utensils, fingers or their hands to simulate a weapon. Students also couldn't be punished for drawing pictures of weapons or wearing clothes that "support or advance Second Amendment rights or organizations."

/Yes it is off topic but it affirms that we are now, indeed, useless.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-02-08 10:13:01 AM

gfid: GBB: Found dead would have cinched it.  Left dead, doesn't really fit.

works for me - they were still left dead, weren't they?


Lots of things work for lots of people.  Like religion.  Doesn't mean they work for all.
Or, are you the end all say all of HOTY and the voting process thing is just a big sham?
 
2014-02-08 10:15:14 AM
If you don't want a drunk to driver over and trash your grave - try cremation.

/then you can get knocked off the mantle and subsequently sucked into a vacuum cleaner and thrown out with the rest of the garbage
 
2014-02-08 10:20:56 AM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: If you don't want a drunk to driver over and trash your grave - try cremation.

/then you can get knocked off the mantle and subsequently sucked into a vacuum cleaner and thrown out with the rest of the garbage


This thread now has Harleys and Hoovers.  What's the difference?

/On a Harley, the dirtbag is on top.
 
2014-02-08 10:21:25 AM

TheOther: jso2897: "His car was stuck on a tall tombstone. "
Now if somebody can't work that line into a country and western song, America is useless.

Well, first, you would have to replace 'car' with 'truck'...


♪ Well I'm drunk, and all aloooone in my truck
On my Momma's tombstone I am stuck... ♪

/not quitting my day job
 
2014-02-08 10:24:20 AM
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2014-02-08 10:25:49 AM
+1 Subby.  Although the first thing that popped into my head was Canada geese and goslings.  Probably because I saw the carcass of one that had been mangled by a motorist while crossing a road.

/I swore several ancient Anglo-Saxon oaths at the driver, whomever it had been...
 
2014-02-08 10:28:53 AM

GBB: Or, are you the end all say all of HOTY and the voting process thing is just a big sham?


Judging by the number of greenlit threads attributed to me, I am probably as farking far from being the 'end all say all of HOTY; as you can get.

I don't even submit headlines anymore..  It doesn't seem to matter how witty I think my headlines are or how interesting the stories I link to are either.  I gave up.

In fact, I saw a headline the other day and one of the Weenerss (I just know that's going to be translated as boobies) was HOTY and I did a triple take because I really didn't think it should even be considered as HOTY.  (sorry, I forget which one).

I'm just saying they were still "left dead".  Think of it this way.  Suppose the angel of death passed over your neighborhood, killing almost every one of your neighbors, but you survived.  Would you say you were "left alive"?  I'd say that's a fair description.
 
2014-02-08 10:35:32 AM

SoupJohnB: +1 Subby.  Although the first thing that popped into my head was Canada geese and goslings.  Probably because I saw the carcass of one that had been mangled by a motorist while crossing a road.

/I swore several ancient Anglo-Saxon oaths at the driver, whomever it had been...


All the advice I've heard is don't suddenly swerve for animals. It's a sad thing to kill them but you're putting human lives at risk making a sudden manoeuvre on a highway without checking if it's safe. I'd be cut up for days if I squished a gosling but I'd be cut up for the rest of my life if I took out a family.
 
2014-02-08 10:41:21 AM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: If you don't want a drunk to driver over and trash your grave - try cremation.


I it's a little late to start considering the desires of the deceased
 
2014-02-08 10:51:43 AM
Someone's in need of a good cockpunching.
 
2014-02-08 10:55:14 AM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: If you don't want a drunk to driver over and trash your grave - try cremation.

/then you can get knocked off the mantle and subsequently sucked into a vacuum cleaner and thrown out with the rest of the garbage


I've tried it and I can't say I much cared for it, thank you.
 
2014-02-08 10:56:52 AM
sstorm0730.files.wordpress.com

DOZENS LEFT FOR DEAD ARE STILL DEAD!
 
2014-02-08 10:59:49 AM
FTFA: "The suspect is behind bars as the news is broken to family members of the deceased."

+1, Subby
 
2014-02-08 11:01:19 AM

Subliterati: SoupJohnB: +1 Subby.  Although the first thing that popped into my head was Canada geese and goslings.  Probably because I saw the carcass of one that had been mangled by a motorist while crossing a road.

/I swore several ancient Anglo-Saxon oaths at the driver, whomever it had been...

All the advice I've heard is don't suddenly swerve for animals. It's a sad thing to kill them but you're putting human lives at risk making a sudden manoeuvre on a highway without checking if it's safe. I'd be cut up for days if I squished a gosling but I'd be cut up for the rest of my life if I took out a family.


Absolutely correct.  If a dog runs out in the road and it's either hit the dog, or put the car in the ditch?  Sorry, pooch.

Canada geese don't dart out in traffic, on the other hand.  They cross roads slowly, and with great dignity.
 
2014-02-08 11:05:26 AM
Subliterati:

All the advice I've heard is don't suddenly swerve for animals. It's a sad thing to kill them but you're putting human lives at risk making a sudden manoeuvre on a highway without checking if it's safe. I'd be cut up for days if I squished a gosling but I'd be cut up for the rest of my life if I took out a family.

But the family would last you a month, whereas a gosling is just a snack.
 
2014-02-08 11:05:52 AM
Time to ban cars!  Cars are a threat to, uh, headstones, everywhere!  So better ban them!
 
2014-02-08 11:08:11 AM
He must have been flying like a...
sleevage.com
 
2014-02-08 11:11:38 AM
Bravo, subby. Brah.vo.
 
2014-02-08 11:19:27 AM
No one wins here.  Except the guy who makes the headstones.
 
2014-02-08 11:27:22 AM
Once again, I'm not seeing any benefits to getting drunk.
 
2014-02-08 11:34:18 AM
This breaking news just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
 
2014-02-08 11:34:48 AM

Subliterati: All the advice I've heard is don't suddenly swerve for animals. It's a sad thing to kill them but you're putting human lives at risk making a sudden manoeuvre on a highway without checking if it's safe. I'd be cut up for days if I squished a gosling but I'd be cut up for the rest of my life if I took out a family.


AFAIK, I've only killed one thing with my car (not counting bugs on the windshield, of course).

I was driving at night and all of a sudden I saw a small rodent in front of me.  There was no time to react and a split second later I heard and felt a sickening bump as my tires crushed it.  I didn't stop.  I just assumed it was dead and now I'm haunted by the thought that I may not have killed it instantly.  Not too haunted though.  There really was nothing I could have done even if my reaction time were instantaneous I don't think I could have maneuvered my car out of the way without flipping it numerous times.

And what if I had stopped and there was a mortally wounded cute little prairie dog on the pavement?  What then?  Would I stomp it to death to put it out of its misery?  There's no way I could have brought myself to do that.

I felt bad for a few minutes but I got over it and then looked over my car to make sure there were gopher guts all over it when I finally stopped.  I'm not sure why a family of geese deserves much more consideration.

The poor pathetic thing died alone on a remote highway.  In retrospect it almost seems like it had an expression on its face like "Holy shiat!  You're really going to run me down?".  If the thing had been 6 inches to the right or left of where it was it would have been fine.
 
2014-02-08 11:52:39 AM

ZeroCorpse: Once again, I'm not seeing any benefits to getting drunk.


Sleep?

Then again, it has a negative effect on long-term sleep unless you stay perpetually drunk and I spend so much time drinking just to fall asleep I'd probably fall asleep just from being up long enough to drink enough to fall asleep.

/drunk
//and sleepless
///(these slashies intentionally left blank)
 
2014-02-08 11:55:48 AM
This guy will get more time defacing graves with his drunk driving than that affluenza asshat received for putting people in them.
 
2014-02-08 12:05:38 PM
@ subby:

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