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(Washington Post)   Why does Rand Paul keep attacking Bill Clinton? Because he's an asshole, that's why   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 52
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2014-02-08 04:27:04 AM  
10 votes:
Rand Paul keeps attacking Bill Clinton because Bill Clinton is a lying pile of poo.  Where do you want to start?  Vince Fosters suicide with the gun found in his right hand and he's left handed?  All the shady land deals made in Arkansas?  Benghazi?  The number of women Bill Clinton has had sex with that he was dishonest with- and this guy had the authority to start WW III?

Or how about the double standards where that REPUBLICAN senator in Oregon was forced to resign, but when Bill Clinton sexually harassed a young girl all you heard was the sound of,,,,,,silence,,,,,,,from the National Organization of Women?  Where was the outrage?  ***sounds of crickets, tumbleweeds and wind***

Chelsea Clinton's father is actually Janet Reno- you can tell just by looking at her, and I'd be a 6 pack of beer (I'll pay you back, Drew) that DNA would show the truth.

Rand Paul is a hero for doing what he can to keep that quasi-repetillian female from ruining the country.
2014-02-08 10:11:07 AM  
5 votes:
The irony here is that according to libertarian values Bill Clinton did nothing wrong in his sexual indiscretions. This was a free exchange of services between people, the women he was with got a story they could sell, while Bill received sexual pleasure. All parties willfully agreed to this fair exchange, and leverage did not exist until government regulations got in the way and attempted to impeach him for simply utilizing the free hands of the market.
2014-02-08 09:42:27 AM  
5 votes:
Well, it isn't the first time Clinton has had trouble with a cum stain
2014-02-08 09:01:44 AM  
4 votes:

Spad31: log_jammin: Spad31: This is rapidly getting stupid.

it was stupid at  2014-02-08 05:48:52 AM

It was stupid when you defended adultery and dishonesty because of political orientation.


Like Newt?
2014-02-08 05:01:47 AM  
4 votes:
Which one is the asshole?
2014-02-08 09:29:07 AM  
3 votes:
FTFA: Bill Clinton's popularity may be at record levels but he remains someone that Republicans don't love.  In a Gallup survey conducted in July 2012 that showed Clinton's favorable rating at 66 percent among the general public, a majority of Republicans  (50 percent) had an unfavorable opinion of him.

A 50 percent majority? Is this more of that math that they do as Republicans to make themselves feel better?
2014-02-08 04:34:15 PM  
2 votes:
also:

walktoanarcade: it would mean co-presidents,


d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
2014-02-08 02:24:54 PM  
2 votes:
"What's your favorite Woody Allen movie? Before you answer, you should know: when I was seven years old, Woody Allen took me by the hand and led me into a dim, closet-like attic on the second floor of our house. He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother's electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me. He talked to me while he did it, whispering that I was a good girl, that this was our secret, promising that we'd go to Paris and I'd be a star in his movies. I remember staring at that toy train, focusing on it as it traveled in its circle around the attic. To this day, I find it difficult to look at toy trains."

-Rand Paul
2014-02-08 10:32:10 AM  
2 votes:

NeverDrunk23: RyogaM: dumbobruni: Newt Gingrich

Ran for the Republican nominee last election cycle, coming very close to winning, and not a peep regarding his infidelities was heard. Amazing how that happens, huh?

Hey, Newt just loves marriage so much that he just couldn't settle for one or two.



Don't make her angry, you won't like it when she's angry

media.salon.com
2014-02-08 09:58:49 AM  
2 votes:

dumbobruni: Newt Gingrich


Ran for the Republican nominee last election cycle, coming very close to winning, and not a peep regarding his infidelities was heard. Amazing how that happens, huh?
2014-02-08 09:46:57 AM  
2 votes:
Rand Paul keeps attacking Bill Clinton because he's jealous of him.  The wank couldn't get a hummer at work if he tried.
2014-02-09 10:39:48 PM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: HighOnCraic: walktoanarcade: HighOnCraic: walktoanarcade: OK, sorry to be an bastard to you, but c'mon...I was there.

That's me because I accidentally corrected "an asshole" to "an bastard" owing to a typo?

I see. The classic, if you make one error, you've erred in everything.

Oh, come on.  I'm mostly here to make jokes.

Oh! Jokes...oh. hahahaahahaha


Ahem: the leopard sees his spots, I say again, the leopard sees his spots and does not feel frisky. NOT FRISKY.

:)


Did you bring enough 'shrooms to share with the whole class?
2014-02-09 10:31:51 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like a plan FW:FW:FW:alktoanarcade.
2014-02-08 08:47:31 PM  
1 votes:

liam76: cameroncrazy1984: liam76: So, to make sure we are on the same page, since I can't "come up with a rule" you are arguing, the only "rule" against jerking off at the office for federal employees is "public masturbation" and that BJ's from interns in the office is not a fireable offense for federal employees.

Nope, I am not even arguing there's a rule. I'm arguing that you can't come up with a citation for your claim that Bill Clinton tightened such rules that apparently you say just exist in the ether.

Then why were you asking for the rule?

Go ahead and show me those rules, please. Section and paragraph. :


www.troll.me
2014-02-08 07:38:31 PM  
1 votes:
liam76: No you can't get BJ's from interns in the office.


Maybe you can't,
2014-02-08 04:58:56 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: HighOnCraic: Re-certify yourself

That's copyright infringement, innit? Someone call the Police! :>D


RAND PAUL wrote it so that means RAND PAUL gave permission.
2014-02-08 04:55:36 PM  
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: Re-certify yourself


That's copyright infringement, innit? Someone call the Police! :>D
2014-02-08 04:35:56 PM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: cameroncrazy1984: walktoanarcade: HighOnCraic:
Did Clinton borrow Obama's time machine to start the negotiations?

Are you going to ignore the fact that I proved you wrong? Are you going to also ignore the fact that President Bill Clinton did indeed sign NAFTA into law?

You pretended it NAFTA was all on Clinton. It obviously was not. You have also not demonstrated how NAFTA moved manufacturing jobs to India and China.

I never said it was all on him; I said Clinton signed it. They're all guilty as I have been saying all along, but you keep on ignoring, all along. ;)

I'm going to g'bye to you for now.


Evacuate?  In your moment of triumph?
2014-02-08 04:23:08 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: HighOnCraic: quatchi: RAND PAUL running on the "no moar political dynasties" ticket.

It's not as crazy as his "ban fake certification boards" plan.

Lawls.

You. You I like.

/RAND PAUL. Not just certifiable. He's self-certifiable!


He goes out at night with his big boots on
None of his friends know right from wrong
They kick a boy to death 'cause he don't belong
You've got to certify yourself

A policeman put on his uniform
He'd like to have a gun just to keep him warm
Because violence here is a social norm
You've got to certify yourself

Re-certify yourself
Re-certify yourself
Re-certify yourself
Re-certify yourself

I work all day at the factory
I'm building a machine that's not for me
There must be a reason that I can't see
You've got to certify  yourself

Billy's joined the National Front
He always was (just) a little runt
He's got his hand in the air with the other coonts
You've got to certify yourself
Re-certify yourself
Re-certify yourself
Re-certify yourself
Re-certify yourself
2014-02-08 04:14:54 PM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: whidbey: walktoanarcade:

You can't think of one single person

I don't see you telling us who the GOP's secret weapon is.

What am I, governor Tarkin now? ;)


Maybe that little robot Chewy yells at.

So who's going to trounce the Democrats in 2016? Serious inquiry.
2014-02-08 03:57:13 PM  
1 votes:
Wow - after fifteen years, they are still getting the Clinton sand out of their vaginas.
No hate like conservative hate.
2014-02-08 03:48:17 PM  
1 votes:
2013-11-26 10:57:57 (10 weeks ago)

Wow someone was so butthurt they finally couldn't stand it and had to make an account.
2014-02-08 03:22:38 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: grumpfuff: So then you would have to advocate for no spouse or family member or close friend or anyone who could have had any possible influence on a president to be unable to run.

Because anything short of that is pure hypocrisy

I guess Jeb Bush is out, because that would make W violate the 22nd Amendment!


You're supposed to let him agree with it first, then make that point. :P

/you ruined my set up
//shakes tiny fist
2014-02-08 03:05:32 PM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: cameroncrazy1984: walktoanarcade: You know I never said anything even approaching that

If you didn't, then why did you say they would be "going against the 22nd Amendment"? By implication that would mean that Bill would be the de facto President with Hillary putting no input into any of the decisions.

That's not quite it. The amendment was to prevent this very instance. Use your brains, it's to keep out the dynasties you want so badly, and yes, it would mean Bill would be acting as President with the inevitable abuse of power he would achieve in small abuses, but Hillary would of course be President with all the final say. This is not the same as "Bill would be president because wimmin hayte derrrrrp"

You want to enable political dynasties for when it's your "team."  I don't have a horse in this race, but I know you do.

Not you nor I would be peachy-keen with George W. Bush back in the WH in any shape or form. You cannot trust them.


The amendment was put in place by Republicans who were afraid of another populist President such as FDR achieving three or more terms.  It has nothing to do with spouses getting elected.  But thanks for contributing to this thread Mr. Fark Independent.
2014-02-08 02:42:10 PM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: You're probably right as I would more likely for for a pile of dog doo before any of them(or her).


So you're a Ron Paul voter?
2014-02-08 02:07:13 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry, I've forgotten--what does Hilary have to do with her husband's actions again? Since presumably she didn't condone them and it's  been over a farking decade, who the f*ck cares?
2014-02-08 01:44:00 PM  
1 votes:

Spad31: Let's not pretend his troubles weren't about "getting a hummer in the oval Office", but rather, committing perjury to a Grand Jury when testifying about it. A fact conveniently left out in discussions around here.

So, yes, Clinton IS an ass hole.


Area Man Passionate Critic Of What He Imagines Perjury To Be
2014-02-08 01:39:01 PM  
1 votes:
Because people really care about an issue that happened over sixteen years ago.
2014-02-08 01:29:02 PM  
1 votes:

Spad31:  Let's not pretend his troubles weren't about "getting a hummer in the oval Office", but rather, committing perjury to a Grand Jury when testifying about it.

BMulligan: "Upon a point material to a legal inquiry." Questions regarding Clinton's relationship with Lewinsky were immaterial to the action in which he was being deposed.

Spad31: Yippy for you. He lied. Publicly. Period. Get to your point.


His point is clear.  As for yours:

1-media-cdn.foolz.us
2014-02-08 12:29:34 PM  
1 votes:
Because Bill Clinton was America's first black president.

Next question.
2014-02-08 12:22:38 PM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: Of course some of us should love the Clintons! Afterall, Bill signed NAFTA and screwed over American manufacturing forever, and if they didn't do that, there would be a whole lot less coffee slingers to condescend to us while we get our brews in a desperate attempt to communicate that somehow they're not  failures.


NAFTA didn't cause manufacturing to move to China and India.
2014-02-08 12:01:50 PM  
1 votes:

oryx: Because Bill Clinton was an asshole, Hillary Clinton his enabler, and she wants to be president and so does Rand Paul.


Rand Paul wants Hillary to be president?
2014-02-08 11:35:44 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, by all means, Republicans.  Turn your guns on the guy whose presidential term ended more than 14 years ago.  Way to stay current and relevant!
2014-02-08 10:35:10 AM  
1 votes:
This thread reminds me of the time I was President of the United States and did everything perfectly the way everybody wanted.
2014-02-08 10:28:55 AM  
1 votes:

RyogaM: dumbobruni: Newt Gingrich

Ran for the Republican nominee last election cycle, coming very close to winning, and not a peep regarding his infidelities was heard. Amazing how that happens, huh?


Hey, Newt just loves marriage so much that he just couldn't settle for one or two.
2014-02-08 10:26:11 AM  
1 votes:
I remember the Clinton administration very well.  Unemployment in my area was somewhere around 2%, taxes weren't as low as they are now, but they were reasonable, there was no deficit, the military was at home (except for some flare-ups in Eastern Europe), my college tuition for an entire year was the same as for only 3 credits today, and towards the end cell phones and internet were both becoming widely available and affordable.  The Executive, the Legislature, and the Judiciary were fiscally conservative/socially liberal, and most of the fringe on the left and the right were locked up tight in the basement where they belong.  I remember a Young Republicans meeting where we gleefully popped in a VHS tape and giggled and guffawed as Clinton squirmed his way through the definition of "is".  And most of all, I remember thinking, if the worst thing going on right now is that the President was getting blown by an intern who obviously enjoyed blowing him, then the country was doing a-okay. And I really wish we could have it all back, again, even if it meant that the President had an entire staff of young, hot interns whose entire job description was "Blow the President."  If we could get the economy back to where it was, I wouldn't even care if most of those interns were dudes.
2014-02-08 10:05:33 AM  
1 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: Anyone notice that republicans Libertarians go off on a rant so easily?  This is why I am no longer a Libertarian, the bat shiat crazies have taken over it too.


I've found that Libertarians get terribly upset when you point out that they not enough of a man to own up to being Republicans.
2014-02-08 09:55:35 AM  
1 votes:

Trailltrader: Vince Fosters ...Arkansas...Benghazi...quasi-repetillian female

i.imgur.com

2014-02-08 09:51:48 AM  
1 votes:
until the GOP throws out David Vitter, Mark Sanford, and Newt Gingrich for their marital infidelities, 

Spad31: log_jammin: Spad31: This is rapidly getting stupid.

it was stupid at  2014-02-08 05:48:52 AM

It was stupid when you defended adultery and dishonesty because of political orientation.


a republican attempting to get moral high ground on adultery?

David Vitter, Mark Sanford, Ken Calvert and Newt Gingrich are still allowed to represent the GOP brand.
2014-02-08 09:50:18 AM  
1 votes:
I really hope other members of the GOP join Paul and keep beating this dead horse about the Clinton sex scandal. The political witch hunt was intensely unpopular at the time and has only become more so  as Clinton has become increasingly popular. Especially since Americans remember the "Clinton Era" as the last time the country was truly prosperous.
2014-02-08 09:46:59 AM  
1 votes:
I can't fathom waking up in the pre-dawn hours of a Saturday in 2014 to rant about Bill Clinton.
2014-02-08 09:46:57 AM  
1 votes:
The Democrats can't say, 'We're the great defenders of women's rights in the workplace and we will defend you against some kind of abusive boss that uses their position of authority to take advantage of a young women' when the leader of their party, the leading fundraiser in the country, is Bill Clinton, who was a perpetrator of that kind of sexual harassment. Anybody who wants to take money from Bill Clinton or have a fundraiser has a lot of explaining to do.

-- Shia Labeouf

-- Rand Paul
2014-02-08 09:32:24 AM  
1 votes:
I'm waiting for the GOP to return to relevancy. The GOP is focused on the 90s.

Sigh.
2014-02-08 09:25:26 AM  
1 votes:
because lieing about a bJ

is exactly the same as lieing to start a war

/at least 24% of the population thinks so anyway
2014-02-08 09:23:48 AM  
1 votes:
Whoa...  Vince Foster'd in the boobies?!?

This thread is goin' places.
2014-02-08 09:19:23 AM  
1 votes:

Descartes: Did he cheat on his wife?  Sure.  But he did a decent job as President.  I think calling him an asshole is just silly.


Damn straight. And remember, all you fainting couch grabbers. Yes, he was getting a blow job in the Oval Office. That means he was still working. That's called multi-tasking. He figured out a way to get in his infidelities AND keep his mind in the game. He didn't read three pages of a bill and then feel like he needed to jet off for a week at the ranch to decompress.

Ron W. Paul can shove it up his entitled daddy's boy ass.
2014-02-08 07:48:53 AM  
1 votes:

Spad31: This is rapidly getting stupid.


it was stupid at  2014-02-08 05:48:52 AM
2014-02-08 07:08:49 AM  
1 votes:
Probably cause no semi cute semi crazy chubby interns have stalked him.
2014-02-08 06:39:41 AM  
1 votes:
Hey trolls, aren't you going to be kinda sleepy-headed at tomorrow's talking points meeting?
2014-02-08 06:35:30 AM  
1 votes:

Descartes: Did he cheat on his wife?  Sure.  But he did a decent job as President.  I think calling him an asshole is just silly.




/Tiny fist followed by golf clap.
2014-02-08 06:11:01 AM  
1 votes:
Meh. He farked up by lying to our faces about it on television and in court. Great traits in a guy with his responsibility. No credibility whatsoever. If he'd simply said from the start "My marriage and private life are between my wife and I, mind your own business, I'm not discussing it any further." he'd have gained a little respect from me (not that he'd give a shiat what I thought, of course). Instead, he chose to assume we're all morons at the altar of worship and continuously insulted our intelligence. You wouldn't tolerate that shiat from your family or friends, why from the guy with the nukes? Becasue you're in the same political party? farking lame. Clinton and his wife are opportunistic ass holes.
2014-02-08 06:10:05 AM  
1 votes:
Because he's terrified of Hillary Clinton running for president. Next question.
 
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