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(Fox News)   Fem-?CHECK. Pret-CHECK. Whi-?CHECK. Mis-?CHECK ALREADY   (foxnews.com) divider line 34
    More: Sad, old South Carolina, Horry County, Dodge Intrepid, disappearance  
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2014-02-08 06:05:04 AM
One of the searches led to the discover of adult human remains, but authorities said they had been for "some time" and belong to a man.

Oh. Well. No big deal. Moving on then.
 
2014-02-08 06:07:04 AM
Elvis has left the building.
 
2014-02-08 06:17:33 AM
So you're saying there hadn't been an Elvis sighting lately?
 
2014-02-08 06:19:40 AM
I'd love her tender.
 
2014-02-08 06:31:49 AM
Good think I don't live there.    I don't think I could say "My Horry News" with a straight face.
 
2014-02-08 06:33:43 AM
Subby fails.  She isn't blond and blue-eyed.  THAT gets the media attention.

I hope they find this girl OK though.  I assume they've dredged the water near the boat launch, just in case it wasn't foul play and she drowned while swimming or something,
 
2014-02-08 06:36:58 AM
Not blonde, possibly a chubber
 
2014-02-08 06:40:02 AM

Yogimus: Not blonde, possibly a chubber


Reading is hard.  118 is a chubber?  Really?

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2014-02-08 06:41:31 AM
She's a beautiful young lady," Terry Elvis told FoxNews.com last month. "She's a good-hearted girl . . . always helpful and active in her church activities. Everybody loved her."

Loved?  hmmmmm
 
2014-02-08 07:06:19 AM
Mark Knopfler's on the case
 
2014-02-08 07:15:38 AM
http://rollingout.com/criminal-behavior/black-man-found-dead-slit-thro at-missing-ear-authorities-claim-overdosed/

No privilege like white female privilege.
 
2014-02-08 07:21:51 AM

KingKnave: She's a beautiful young lady," Terry Elvis told FoxNews.com last month. "She's a good-hearted girl . . . always helpful and active in her church activities. Everybody loved her."

Loved?  hmmmmm


Change of tense in the same statement... He knows something more. Nice catch.
 
2014-02-08 07:22:57 AM
She's dead. Next.

/of course, I thought that about Elizabeth Smart, too
 
2014-02-08 07:27:36 AM
They'll have a Blue Christmas without her.
 
2014-02-08 07:30:56 AM
How about less marketing and partying and more looking?

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2014-02-08 07:44:19 AM
Why exactly do they need to raise money to find her? Are they trying to hire one of those search companies? I figured they just worked off charity and that a community didn't need to host months of fundraisers to pay for it.
 
2014-02-08 08:19:53 AM
Coming soon to Missing White Girl Hour with Angry Layered Haircut

/ sorry I could try to post photo but I always fark it up
 
2014-02-08 08:42:15 AM
Well good luck to them. The pretty little blond-haired, blue-eyed, white girl that's missing in our area has been so for almost three years now.

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2014-02-08 08:51:09 AM

The_Mad_Dutchman: Well good luck to them. The pretty little blond-haired, blue-eyed, white girl that's missing in our area has been so for almost three years now.

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And oh the outcry when the city took down some of the posters... 3 years later.
 
2014-02-08 08:59:14 AM
Snooki?
 
2014-02-08 09:13:39 AM
This pretty white girl has been missing from the Orlando area since 2006:

jenniferkesse.com
 
2014-02-08 09:17:59 AM
It's almost refreshing that the big missing-person story in my area for the last few months has been about a missing black woman.

Although, a young, black, female medical student mysteriously goes missing?  I wonder if they've tried checking for blue police boxes.
 
2014-02-08 09:45:49 AM
MyHorryNews.com'd
 
2014-02-08 09:49:10 AM
I'll just wait for her nude cell-phone photos to surface to see if I recognize her.
 
2014-02-08 09:50:54 AM
She's a cutie.
//nttawwt
 
2014-02-08 10:11:40 AM

rnatalie: Good think I don't live there.    I don't think I could say "My Horry News" with a straight face.


Yup. This. Thanks.

/Oh, Horry!
//obscure? Difficulty: book, not movie.
 
2014-02-08 10:31:09 AM
And where was Glenn Beck during this time?
 
2014-02-08 10:49:02 AM
You know, I'm gonna say this not just because it fits but also in honor of the anniversary of Blazing Saddles.

Where da white women at?
 
2014-02-08 11:17:34 AM

trippycrazy12: You know, I'm gonna say this not just because it fits but also in honor of the anniversary of Blazing Saddles.

Where da white women at?


The anniversary of 40% of 'Blazing Saddles'
If you're lucky
Knock on barbed wire before entering
 
2014-02-08 01:09:51 PM
Nancy Grace is salivating at the prospect of covering this story ad nauseum.
 
2014-02-08 03:42:31 PM
This is what happens when you go looking for dock at 3 am
 
2014-02-08 04:31:19 PM

Nutsac_Jim: This is what happens when you go looking for dock at 3 am


+1
 
2014-02-08 06:14:33 PM

Apos: Nancy Grace is salivating at the prospect of covering this story ad nauseum.


No, she's too busy with FreezerTot right now.
 
2014-02-09 11:48:30 AM
//obscure? Difficulty: book, not movie.

 Horatia, by G. Heyer.

Yes, I know the thread is done but I may never get a reference again.
 
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