Yogimus: Not blonde, possibly a chubber
KingKnave: She's a beautiful young lady," Terry Elvis told FoxNews.com last month. "She's a good-hearted girl . . . always helpful and active in her church activities. Everybody loved her."Loved? hmmmmm
The_Mad_Dutchman: Well good luck to them. The pretty little blond-haired, blue-eyed, white girl that's missing in our area has been so for almost three years now.[img.fark.net image 470x608]
rnatalie: Good think I don't live there. I don't think I could say "My Horry News" with a straight face.
trippycrazy12: You know, I'm gonna say this not just because it fits but also in honor of the anniversary of Blazing Saddles.Where da white women at?
Nutsac_Jim: This is what happens when you go looking for dock at 3 am
Apos: Nancy Grace is salivating at the prospect of covering this story ad nauseum.
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