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2014-02-08 01:16:39 AM  
4 votes:

Let's not bring up rapes from the early 90s!


www.allaccess.com

2014-02-07 11:45:55 PM  
4 votes:
I have a gub?
2014-02-08 01:37:20 AM  
3 votes:
Well anyway I think we all agree that Woody Allen molested, raped, and killed many, many people's daughters, including his own, and that he's still out there tonight looking for your children,  prowling, ever prowling....
2014-02-08 12:05:14 PM  
2 votes:
lolbot.net
2014-02-08 02:21:25 AM  
2 votes:

schubie: Except Mia's stupid enabling ass saw a bit of light and made Woody go to counseling due to his creepy fixation with little Dylan and her crotch. BEFORE Soon-Yi left her nude pictures lying around the house.

Also before the Soon-Yi thing The New Post used to print weekly paparazzi photos of Woody dragging a 5 and 6 year old Dylan around town. Always dressed in tiny girl dresses and patent maryjanes. Always with Woody taking her out way past her bedtime and pawing at her panties as her dress rode up. They'd present them without an upfront agenda but the implication was clearly get a load of this perv. The Post probably has hundreds of these shots and I'm beyond shocked that they haven't just covered the Internet with them.

Yeah, I get the concern, you don't want a lynch mob but Jesus, he's a farking perv and beyond shiatty to his crew. I truly hope he keeps his paws off his latest set of daughters. They have that unkempt look accompanied by inappropriate clothes that sort of screams "abused".


good post Mia.
2014-02-08 01:07:26 AM  
2 votes:

i163.photobucket.com


 Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.


Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.


Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

2014-02-08 12:40:36 AM  
2 votes:
oh great, another terrible meowsaysthedog gimmick account

you're so clever
2014-02-08 12:37:45 AM  
2 votes:
For justice perps and public be: offenders perp and perply tree.
2014-02-08 12:35:35 AM  
2 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2014-02-08 12:06:23 AM  
2 votes:
Don't really know who is telling the truth, but sure am glad my parents weren't either of these farked up people.
2014-02-09 12:56:34 AM  
1 votes:

Joe Peanut: lawboy87: Joe Peanut: Husband and wife.
[www.bluelightlady.com image 399x336]

Nope. Not creepy at all.

How many FARKING times does it have to be pointed out that the picture you posted is NOT Soon Yi, but Soon Yi's and Allen's daughter Brechet?

This a pic from the same game, Soon Yi was sitting to his other side.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ElAsN1bbDdg/Tta-mnhOEGI/AAAAAAAARUo/9WJv30 n6 imo/s320/woody%2Ballen%2Band%2Badopted%2Bchild-wife.jpg

Sorry Mr. Allen.  It won't happen again.  Try not to burst a vein or something.  And enjoy farking the girl who used to call you "daddy".


you get proven completely wrong and end up looking like a fool, and your only response is "u mad".

amazing
2014-02-08 12:21:21 PM  
1 votes:
Husband and wife.
www.bluelightlady.com

Nope. Not creepy at all.
2014-02-08 10:31:38 AM  
1 votes:

adamgreeney: If this was a story about a father and daughter in bumfark MN, no one would be defending him. But since he's famous, people default to blaming the victim and sticking up for the guy. What a disgusting commentary on us as a country.


It's Men's Rights Activists celebrating the Rape Culture of the White Patriarchal Society!

/ © Reddit Feminists
2014-02-08 10:24:18 AM  
1 votes:
Assuming that he is in fact innocent, the best course of action for Allen appears to be a defamation lawsuit that leaves Mia Farrow penniless, and then donate the proceeds to a charity that helps abused kids.
2014-02-08 09:42:35 AM  
1 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x179]


Now do OJ
2014-02-08 09:04:44 AM  
1 votes:

ransack.: Hector Remarkable: Writerly Redoubt: Hector Remarkable: Writerly Redoubt: Hector Remarkable: Writerly Redoubt: Hector Remarkable: Well said, Woody.

Too credit...

Welcome back.

Gotcha?

No, really. I remember you. I just don't remember your other name

Two shiats...

Yeah, anyway, I was being sincere. I recall your ...poetic demeanor and style quite specifically from a few years back here in Farkland. It could be no one else, but the alt still eludes me. I read too much, too fast.

It's definitely Indubitably, I remember him as well


It's either Indubitably, or we found Bjork's Fark handle.
2014-02-08 04:49:10 AM  
1 votes:

Yes this is dog: ransack.: DrBenway: Writerly Redoubt: Confabulat: Writerly Redoubt: Do you struggle with other things too, other than words?

I'm good with English. I'm not sure what sort of bizarro language you're using, though.

Mastered, asshat, you?

For serious, any idea whose 10-day-old dickwad account this is? Anybody?

Reminds me of that Indubitably guy that used to say weird stuff and post all the time and then just disappeared.

I'd bet on it. The cadence of the posts is the same, among other things.

;)


The mods hired him to annoy people who get OCD about what goes on on "their" forum.
2014-02-08 03:59:31 AM  
1 votes:
I have a clue!  It's wheat.  Fields and fields of wheat.
2014-02-08 03:29:11 AM  
1 votes:
Mia Farrow believers are one step lower than 9/11 Truthers
2014-02-08 03:01:35 AM  
1 votes:
This is all going to make for a great Broadway musical.
2014-02-08 02:35:54 AM  
1 votes:

Writerly Redoubt: jso2897: Beaver Knievel: Writerly Redoubt: P.S. Shall I bite you? Are you ready for my teeth? For I will tear your flesh, rend you, and leave you bereft of blood: are you ready for that?

Internet Tough Guy detected.

More like Internet Surrealist Guy. The squeep is strong in this one.
Trombone.

Meep meep.

*pulls metal tubes along metal tube highways*


The chair is against the door. Carlos has a long mustache.
2014-02-08 02:30:23 AM  
1 votes:

Writerly Redoubt: I write well


I'll never know if Woody is guilty or not, but I'll always know this statement is patently false.
2014-02-08 02:27:35 AM  
1 votes:

Beaver Knievel: Writerly Redoubt: P.S. Shall I bite you? Are you ready for my teeth? For I will tear your flesh, rend you, and leave you bereft of blood: are you ready for that?

Internet Tough Guy detected.


More like Internet Surrealist Guy. The squeep is strong in this one.
Trombone.
2014-02-08 02:12:49 AM  
1 votes:

Writerly Redoubt: I see you.

You don't see me.

Welcome to FARK.

;)


The dog eats green cheese.
2014-02-08 01:38:51 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-08 01:31:07 AM  
1 votes:

chiett: The guy marries his what 10 year old adopted daughter and he expects people to believe he didn't make a run on the other child available to him...................Please.

And Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile either.

Yeah ... Sure.


At what point in the last 50 years has marrying a 10-year-old been legal?  Please, tell me what state would allow that.
2014-02-08 01:27:28 AM  
1 votes:
Pff, Woody Allen doesn't molest children; he marries them.
2014-02-08 01:14:28 AM  
1 votes:
So how's Dory Previn doing on itunes/twitter?
2014-02-08 01:03:40 AM  
1 votes:
Woody Allen is one of the finest fiction writers in the world, which initially plays in his favor as you read this. But then when you remember that, it backfires against him.
2014-02-08 12:51:42 AM  
1 votes:

Writerly Redoubt: Confabulat: Writerly Redoubt: Do you struggle with other things too, other than words?

I'm good with English. I'm not sure what sort of bizarro language you're using, though.

Mastered, asshat, you?


For serious, any idea whose 10-day-old dickwad account this is? Anybody?
2014-02-08 12:50:33 AM  
1 votes:

Writerly Redoubt: ctrlshiftspace: Is Writerly Redoubt trying to be Meow Said the Dog?

Nope.

I am


Dude, learn to troll before you troll. You're embarrassing yourself.
2014-02-08 12:44:22 AM  
1 votes:
Is Writerly Redoubt trying to be Meow Said the Dog?
2014-02-08 12:37:52 AM  
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Blech. Classic he-said she-said. To me, this op-ed is pretty convincing. But then, when I read an op-ed from someone on Farrow's side (like this one:  http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/02/woody-allen-sex-abuse- 10-facts), that's pretty convincing to.

The one thing which does confuse me the most is just the basic implausibility that Allen would do this one time, at age 58, and has never done it before or since. As far as I'm aware, no one's ever accused him of doing this before or after. Maybe I don't know enough, but isnt that bizarre for someone who's supposedly a pedophile?


Please, Woody defenders, read this damn link. There is A LOT of corroboration in there.
2014-02-08 12:23:25 AM  
1 votes:
Well, I think we all can smell where this is heading.
fightingbroke.com
2014-02-08 12:16:15 AM  
1 votes:
I'm amused Woody brought up that his son looks a lot like Frank Sinatra.

And I'm amused he brought up that song.
2014-02-08 12:15:07 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, Brian, you're doing the same thing that Mia Farrow did to that Oriental guy that Woody Allen brought home from the circus
2014-02-08 12:14:37 AM  
1 votes:

bentleypm: The Woody doth pretest too much, methinks.


yeah no shiat.

people who are falsely accused of child rape shouldn't deny it, cause if they do that means they are guilty.
2014-02-08 12:11:34 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-08 12:10:52 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah but he married that retarded girl that he birthed himself like Schwarzenegger did in Junior
2014-02-07 11:56:34 PM  
1 votes:
I've taken a look at both sides and have reached a conclusion.

Allow me to summarize: man is unfairly accused of horrific act by bitter expartner who has no real evidence. But media celebrates story because it involves a well known actress and genius filmmaker. That's it. Now move on to an actual debate.
 
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