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(Gizmodo)   Look at this single pound of human body fat. Look at it   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 24
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2014-02-08 01:08:29 AM  
5 votes:
static3.wikia.nocookie.net

/Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?
2014-02-08 01:02:51 AM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net
That'll make some damn fine soap.
2014-02-08 01:05:39 AM  
4 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.



Best fat in the land though, if i may so myself.  There's much worse places for fat to wind up.

img.fark.net
2014-02-08 12:47:34 AM  
4 votes:
Now, imagine it 350 times bigger and you have Governor Chris Christie.
2014-02-07 08:34:10 PM  
4 votes:
Needs Bacon.
2014-02-08 02:45:39 AM  
3 votes:

rosebud_the_sled: MrHappyRotter: I'm looking, but I don't see it.  I mean, I saw a lot of text on a website.  I even saw an animated gif of a replica of what an equivalent of a pound of human body fat would look like.  God I hate being blind.  Not only do I miss out on seeing the things that subby sees, I also never truly know when I'm done wiping after I take a crap.

S'OK.  It looks yummy.  Deep fried with a batter coating and it's my next breakfast.

As far as the blind thing, well, it would be worse being dickless.  Pushing your useless pelvis against various women would be constantly humiliating.  "You ain't got no dick!"  Yeah, how many times have we all heard that?  Right guys?

I remember my buddy in HS.  He was blind.  We'd wander through the halls.  I'd "accidentally" push him into some nice body and he would get into some major grope action - and the girl would apologize to him.  Lord, I was jealous.  Whenever I did that routine, the girl would beat the crap out of me.  I was small and could only mo;est their kneecaps.  Good times though.

Now, my friend is serving time.  He became a priest and someone accidentally pushed into a small boy.  Well, one thing led to another, a little defrocking, a little parental anger, and so there he is.  Behind bars.  Having other prisoners being pushed into him.

The moral is: don't become blind.  It leads to a prison term.


Worst DirectTV ad EVAR.
2014-02-08 01:38:59 AM  
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
2014-02-08 09:27:29 AM  
1 votes:

ds_4815: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x288]

/Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?


Obscure? Seriously?
fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
2014-02-08 07:36:23 AM  
1 votes:
I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
2014-02-08 07:35:45 AM  
1 votes:
ericbeall.berkleemusicblogs.com
2014-02-08 07:03:45 AM  
1 votes:
Look at it. LOOK AT IT!!!

www.coolestfamilyever.com
2014-02-08 05:16:57 AM  
1 votes:

Mister Buttons: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.


Best fat in the land though, if i may so myself.  There's much worse places for fat to wind up.

[img.fark.net image 284x177]


Paint nipples on them, tape a picture of someone more attractive to the back of her head, and do her reverse cowgirl.
2014-02-08 04:37:38 AM  
1 votes:
I see so many jokes where people proclaim their wives/girlfriends/mothers-in-law to be fat, old & unattractive. It makes me feel lucky that my girlfriend is still young & has a great, tight body.

And the best thing is that, the media finally seem to have stopped paying so much attention to her disappearance.
2014-02-08 03:38:56 AM  
1 votes:
images1.sw-cdn.net
2014-02-08 03:05:53 AM  
1 votes:
How do you make 5lbs. of fat pretty?  Put a nipple on it.
2014-02-08 01:22:44 AM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: I'm looking, but I don't see it.  I mean, I saw a lot of text on a website.  I even saw an animated gif of a replica of what an equivalent of a pound of human body fat would look like.  God I hate being blind.  Not only do I miss out on seeing the things that subby sees, I also never truly know when I'm done wiping after I take a crap.


S'OK.  It looks yummy.  Deep fried with a batter coating and it's my next breakfast.

As far as the blind thing, well, it would be worse being dickless.  Pushing your useless pelvis against various women would be constantly humiliating.  "You ain't got no dick!"  Yeah, how many times have we all heard that?  Right guys?

I remember my buddy in HS.  He was blind.  We'd wander through the halls.  I'd "accidentally" push him into some nice body and he would get into some major grope action - and the girl would apologize to him.  Lord, I was jealous.  Whenever I did that routine, the girl would beat the crap out of me.  I was small and could only mo;est their kneecaps.  Good times though.

Now, my friend is serving time.  He became a priest and someone accidentally pushed into a small boy.  Well, one thing led to another, a little defrocking, a little parental anger, and so there he is.  Behind bars.  Having other prisoners being pushed into him.

The moral is: don't become blind.  It leads to a prison term.
2014-02-08 01:22:39 AM  
1 votes:
imageshack.com
2014-02-08 01:17:11 AM  
1 votes:
A pound of flesh? No more, no less?
2014-02-08 01:15:39 AM  
1 votes:
Signs you're reading FARK while tired:

I clicked the link, totally forgot what I was doing while waiting for it to load, didn't read any of the text, scrolled down to look at the photos, and thought to myself, "why am I looking at this piece of pineapple?" Then I scrolled up, and was like, "oh yeah, the body fat... ewwww."
2014-02-08 01:03:28 AM  
1 votes:
Or one bar of soap..
2014-02-08 01:01:59 AM  
1 votes:
I'm looking, but I don't see it.  I mean, I saw a lot of text on a website.  I even saw an animated gif of a replica of what an equivalent of a pound of human body fat would look like.  God I hate being blind.  Not only do I miss out on seeing the things that subby sees, I also never truly know when I'm done wiping after I take a crap.
2014-02-08 12:41:56 AM  
1 votes:
Better out than in, I always say.
2014-02-07 09:38:43 PM  
1 votes:
I just want to make some soap.
2014-02-07 08:46:48 PM  
1 votes:
I thought the red spots were bacon.
 
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