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(Gizmodo)   Look at this single pound of human body fat. Look at it   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 77
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2014-02-08 03:19:11 AM

Jim_Callahan: Am I... supposed to be impressed for some reason?


It's even worse than that. FTA: "what you're looking at isn't exactly real but actually a full replica"
 
2014-02-08 03:20:41 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.


You shut the hell up!
 
2014-02-08 03:21:08 AM
I turn a wrench as a contractor at a local Unillever production facility that recieves beef tallow by railcar.
It works as an excellent cutting fluid at lower speeds when drilling or cutting. It was used quite often according to the old machinist/millwright books I like to collect. Whenever I work there I make a point to fill a jar up to keep on my truck. At this point I have never used human fat tissue as cutting fluid but I will keep y'all abreast of that situation if it changes. My theory is that it should work well and smell better than TapMagic.
 
2014-02-08 03:34:18 AM

merrillvillain: I turn a wrench as a contractor at a local Unillever production facility that recieves beef tallow by railcar.
It works as an excellent cutting fluid at lower speeds when drilling or cutting. It was used quite often according to the old machinist/millwright books I like to collect. Whenever I work there I make a point to fill a jar up to keep on my truck. At this point I have never used human fat tissue as cutting fluid but I will keep y'all abreast of that situation if it changes. My theory is that it should work well and smell better than TapMagic.


Literal 'elbow grease'?
 
2014-02-08 03:34:19 AM

some_beer_drinker: Gecko Gingrich: Looks like animal fat.

are we not animals?



No, we are men. We are Devo!
 
2014-02-08 03:38:56 AM
images1.sw-cdn.net
 
2014-02-08 03:41:16 AM

Jim_Callahan: Um... OK?

It looks basically like the fat from anything that hasn't been bled.

Am I... supposed to be impressed for some reason?  Nothing really special there, beyond the stupidity of making a jiggly plastic model of something the butcher can give you for free.  I mean, you'd get kind of an odd look for just randomly wanting trimmings without explanation, but whatever.

// Like many weird-looking jiggly things inside your body, you would quite literally die without excess fat deposits, by the way.  So there's not even the connotation of it being something bad from a body.  Dip below 22% (female) or 15% (male) fat by weight and you start having issues, get below 10%/3% and you literally start to die.  That's a lot more than one pound.


Under 15%? You sound fat.  http://www.builtlean.com/2010/08/03/ideal-body-fat-percentage-chart/  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_fat_percentage
 
2014-02-08 04:17:09 AM
Needs a banana, for scale.
 
2014-02-08 04:37:38 AM
I see so many jokes where people proclaim their wives/girlfriends/mothers-in-law to be fat, old & unattractive. It makes me feel lucky that my girlfriend is still young & has a great, tight body.

And the best thing is that, the media finally seem to have stopped paying so much attention to her disappearance.
 
2014-02-08 05:16:57 AM

Mister Buttons: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.


Best fat in the land though, if i may so myself.  There's much worse places for fat to wind up.

[img.fark.net image 284x177]


Paint nipples on them, tape a picture of someone more attractive to the back of her head, and do her reverse cowgirl.
 
2014-02-08 05:18:22 AM
Is there a joke to be made about fat being key in manufacturing soap?

If there were it would be unique and fresh.

/and clean I hope.
 
2014-02-08 05:23:55 AM

ds_4815: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x288]

/Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?


Came for this...

Insult Comic Bishounen: [imageshack.com image 640x530]


,,,and this...

Mister Buttons: [img.fark.net image 241x209]
That'll make some damn fine soap.


...and that...

Summer Glau's Love Slave: *looks down at Subby*
*whispers, "No."*
[www.jerzeedevil.com image 500x747]
What 10 pounds of body fat may look like
/Not fat.//Death camp skinny.///Just have skinny genes.


...topping it all of with some damn fine eyebleach.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-02-08 05:52:04 AM

maram500: ds_4815: /Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?

Not obscure at all.

/One of the funniest moments was in that episode


Was that the episode that they mimed to each other through a window on a door. Because THAT was the moment I feel in love with Donna as a companion. Funniest Doctor/Donna moment ever IMO
 
2014-02-08 06:26:36 AM

MutantMotherMouse: maram500: ds_4815: /Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?

Not obscure at all.

/One of the funniest moments was in that episode

Was that the episode that they mimed to each other through a window on a door. Because THAT was the moment I feel in love with Donna as a companion. Funniest Doctor/Donna moment ever IMO


I dunno - I enjoyed the "I want a mate"/"You want to mate?!?!?" echange a bit funnier.  YMMV
 
2014-02-08 07:03:45 AM
Look at it. LOOK AT IT!!!

www.coolestfamilyever.com
 
2014-02-08 07:35:45 AM
ericbeall.berkleemusicblogs.com
 
2014-02-08 07:36:23 AM
I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
 
2014-02-08 09:21:27 AM

some_beer_drinker: Gecko Gingrich: Looks like animal fat.

are we not animals?



broke207.files.wordpress.com

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! I AM... A HUMAN BEING!!!
 
2014-02-08 09:27:29 AM

ds_4815: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x288]

/Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?


Obscure? Seriously?
fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-02-08 09:32:04 AM

MutantMotherMouse: maram500: ds_4815: /Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?

Not obscure at all.

/One of the funniest moments was in that episode

Was that the episode that they mimed to each other through a window on a door. Because THAT was the moment I feel in love with Donna as a companion. Funniest Doctor/Donna moment ever IMO


I loved that too. I started off hating Donna and ended up loving her and going on to watch The Catherine Tate Show. She's hilarious!
 
2014-02-08 09:37:03 AM

Nick Nostril: I hanker for a hunk of cheese.


A slice or slab or chunk-a?
 
2014-02-08 09:50:29 AM

fusillade762: Um...


some_beer_drinker: are we not animals?


.
 
2014-02-08 11:04:12 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.


Awesome, awesome fat sacks. . .
 
2014-02-08 11:33:27 AM

baconbeard: Nick Nostril: I hanker for a hunk of cheese.

A slice or slab or chunk-a?


Who's old? We're old.

Oh, wait, I meant to say I have NO IDEA what you two are talking about.
 
2014-02-08 12:53:12 PM
I'd need 27 of these to represent the weight I've lost since October, 2013

Do they do a bulk discount?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-09 05:05:23 AM

Jim_Callahan: Um... OK?

It looks basically like the fat from anything that hasn't been bled.

Am I... supposed to be impressed for some reason?  Nothing really special there, beyond the stupidity of making a jiggly plastic model of something the butcher can give you for free.  I mean, you'd get kind of an odd look for just randomly wanting trimmings without explanation, but whatever.

// Like many weird-looking jiggly things inside your body, you would quite literally die without excess fat deposits, by the way.  So there's not even the connotation of it being something bad from a body.  Dip below 22% (female) or 15% (male) fat by weight and you start having issues, get below 10%/3% and you literally start to die.  That's a lot more than one pound.


Thank you. I'm sick of fat-vs-skinny threads in which clueless Farkers throw out observations like "A woman with 14% body fat is fit. Anything over that and she gets squishy."
 
2014-02-09 10:58:58 AM
Looks like a Peep gone horribly awry!

i.kinja-img.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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