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(Gizmodo)   Look at this single pound of human body fat. Look at it   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 77
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2014-02-07 08:27:05 PM  
What are the red spots? Red Dye #5?
 
2014-02-07 08:34:10 PM  
Needs Bacon.
 
2014-02-07 08:46:48 PM  
I thought the red spots were bacon.
 
2014-02-07 09:38:43 PM  
I just want to make some soap.
 
2014-02-07 09:39:56 PM  
Looks like animal fat.
 
2014-02-07 11:45:25 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Looks like animal fat.


Um...
 
2014-02-08 12:13:47 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: Looks like animal fat.


are we not animals?

/i think it's fake anyway...
 
2014-02-08 12:41:56 AM  
Better out than in, I always say.
 
2014-02-08 12:47:34 AM  
Now, imagine it 350 times bigger and you have Governor Chris Christie.
 
2014-02-08 12:59:02 AM  
Looks like Lemmon custard. Awesome.
 
2014-02-08 12:59:10 AM  
Boobs are just fat tissue.
 
2014-02-08 01:01:59 AM  
I'm looking, but I don't see it.  I mean, I saw a lot of text on a website.  I even saw an animated gif of a replica of what an equivalent of a pound of human body fat would look like.  God I hate being blind.  Not only do I miss out on seeing the things that subby sees, I also never truly know when I'm done wiping after I take a crap.
 
2014-02-08 01:02:51 AM  
img.fark.net
That'll make some damn fine soap.
 
2014-02-08 01:03:28 AM  
Or one bar of soap..
 
2014-02-08 01:05:09 AM  
Looks like lemon meringue pie.
 
2014-02-08 01:05:28 AM  
Hmm, might go well with the fake scrotum available on Amazon..
 
2014-02-08 01:05:39 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.



Best fat in the land though, if i may so myself.  There's much worse places for fat to wind up.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-08 01:08:29 AM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net

/Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?
 
2014-02-08 01:09:56 AM  
Dangit, I was going to open a snout-to-tail barbecue restaurant* called Anatomy Warehouse.


*or gym.
 
2014-02-08 01:11:24 AM  

*looks down at Subby*


*whispers, "No."*


www.jerzeedevil.com
What 10 pounds of body fat may look like


/Not fat.

//Death camp skinny.

///Just have skinny genes.

 
2014-02-08 01:15:39 AM  
Signs you're reading FARK while tired:

I clicked the link, totally forgot what I was doing while waiting for it to load, didn't read any of the text, scrolled down to look at the photos, and thought to myself, "why am I looking at this piece of pineapple?" Then I scrolled up, and was like, "oh yeah, the body fat... ewwww."
 
2014-02-08 01:16:52 AM  
If only there was something near it to give it scale.
 
2014-02-08 01:17:11 AM  
A pound of flesh? No more, no less?
 
2014-02-08 01:17:44 AM  
Hey guess what?

Pretty much anything you pull from the inside of a body and display on the outside, is pretty gross looking.


From anything other than a biological/evolutionary viewpoint anyway.
 
2014-02-08 01:20:42 AM  
I remember over a decade ago Oprah waving about a simulated pound of bodyfat to demonstrate what a pound represented. One pound of fat plus water.
 
2014-02-08 01:21:31 AM  
Oh my God, we're... organisms?! Dear God, our fat is nearly as gross as cow fat.
 
2014-02-08 01:22:39 AM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-02-08 01:22:44 AM  

MrHappyRotter: I'm looking, but I don't see it.  I mean, I saw a lot of text on a website.  I even saw an animated gif of a replica of what an equivalent of a pound of human body fat would look like.  God I hate being blind.  Not only do I miss out on seeing the things that subby sees, I also never truly know when I'm done wiping after I take a crap.


S'OK.  It looks yummy.  Deep fried with a batter coating and it's my next breakfast.

As far as the blind thing, well, it would be worse being dickless.  Pushing your useless pelvis against various women would be constantly humiliating.  "You ain't got no dick!"  Yeah, how many times have we all heard that?  Right guys?

I remember my buddy in HS.  He was blind.  We'd wander through the halls.  I'd "accidentally" push him into some nice body and he would get into some major grope action - and the girl would apologize to him.  Lord, I was jealous.  Whenever I did that routine, the girl would beat the crap out of me.  I was small and could only mo;est their kneecaps.  Good times though.

Now, my friend is serving time.  He became a priest and someone accidentally pushed into a small boy.  Well, one thing led to another, a little defrocking, a little parental anger, and so there he is.  Behind bars.  Having other prisoners being pushed into him.

The moral is: don't become blind.  It leads to a prison term.
 
2014-02-08 01:24:08 AM  

vegas_greaser: Hmm, might go well with the fake scrotum available on Amazon..


And maybe some fake vomit and dog poop.
 
2014-02-08 01:26:56 AM  
Except it's just a replica. Failmitter maybe didn't rad the first sentence of TFA
 
2014-02-08 01:31:38 AM  

ds_4815: /Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?


Yes and/or no.
 
2014-02-08 01:31:57 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: [imageshack.com image 640x530]


That movie suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

/your ass is collapsing
 
2014-02-08 01:33:04 AM  

Mister Buttons: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.


Best fat in the land though, if i may so myself.  There's much worse places for fat to wind up.

[img.fark.net image 284x177]


DUDE!!!!
 
2014-02-08 01:38:13 AM  
No, I will not look at it.
 
2014-02-08 01:38:59 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2014-02-08 01:41:07 AM  

notarobot: Except it's just a replica. Failmitter maybe didn't rad the first sentence of TFA


oh, i read it...and understood it. but green headlines are not made of replica gel. are they? hell, i even commented above that it's fake...lolz
 
2014-02-08 01:47:47 AM  

gopher321: What are the red spots? Red Dye #5?


Rasins.
 
2014-02-08 01:53:11 AM  
Haven't clicked the link yet. The pic is a box of Twinkies, isn't it?
 
2014-02-08 01:54:21 AM  

ds_4815: /Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?


Not obscure at all.

/One of the funniest moments was in that episode
 
2014-02-08 01:57:40 AM  

JRoo: Hey guess what?

Pretty much anything you pull from the inside of a body and display on the outside, is pretty gross looking.


From anything other than a biological/evolutionary viewpoint anyway.


Not true. I got to see my brother's gallstones after they were surgically removed. Saw them up close in a specimen jar--actually damned interesting and cool to look at.
 
2014-02-08 02:26:43 AM  

Bucky Katt:


This was my first thought as well
 
2014-02-08 02:34:26 AM  
I thought it looked like mango...
 
2014-02-08 02:45:39 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: MrHappyRotter: I'm looking, but I don't see it.  I mean, I saw a lot of text on a website.  I even saw an animated gif of a replica of what an equivalent of a pound of human body fat would look like.  God I hate being blind.  Not only do I miss out on seeing the things that subby sees, I also never truly know when I'm done wiping after I take a crap.

S'OK.  It looks yummy.  Deep fried with a batter coating and it's my next breakfast.

As far as the blind thing, well, it would be worse being dickless.  Pushing your useless pelvis against various women would be constantly humiliating.  "You ain't got no dick!"  Yeah, how many times have we all heard that?  Right guys?

I remember my buddy in HS.  He was blind.  We'd wander through the halls.  I'd "accidentally" push him into some nice body and he would get into some major grope action - and the girl would apologize to him.  Lord, I was jealous.  Whenever I did that routine, the girl would beat the crap out of me.  I was small and could only mo;est their kneecaps.  Good times though.

Now, my friend is serving time.  He became a priest and someone accidentally pushed into a small boy.  Well, one thing led to another, a little defrocking, a little parental anger, and so there he is.  Behind bars.  Having other prisoners being pushed into him.

The moral is: don't become blind.  It leads to a prison term.


Worst DirectTV ad EVAR.
 
2014-02-08 02:53:54 AM  
Looks rather tasty.
 
2014-02-08 02:57:43 AM  
 
2014-02-08 02:59:10 AM  

inclemency: Maggie_Luna: I thought it looked like mango...

http://www.thenyegotist.com/news/national/2011/july/19/microsofts-ma ng o-chris-kattan-snl-google-cuts-it-out-netflix-reading-and-


So that's not how to hotlink.

Now I know, sorry everyone.
 
2014-02-08 03:05:53 AM  
How do you make 5lbs. of fat pretty?  Put a nipple on it.
 
2014-02-08 03:06:52 AM  

Prey4reign: Now, imagine it 350 times bigger and you have Governor Chris Christie.


You mean Chris Krispie Kreme?
 
2014-02-08 03:12:55 AM  
Reduce-Reuse-Recycle.
Fry up some taters in that.
 
2014-02-08 03:13:36 AM  
Um... OK?

It looks basically like the fat from anything that hasn't been bled.

Am I... supposed to be impressed for some reason?  Nothing really special there, beyond the stupidity of making a jiggly plastic model of something the butcher can give you for free.  I mean, you'd get kind of an odd look for just randomly wanting trimmings without explanation, but whatever.

// Like many weird-looking jiggly things inside your body, you would quite literally die without excess fat deposits, by the way.  So there's not even the connotation of it being something bad from a body.  Dip below 22% (female) or 15% (male) fat by weight and you start having issues, get below 10%/3% and you literally start to die.  That's a lot more than one pound.
 
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