Gecko Gingrich: Looks like animal fat.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.
MrHappyRotter: I'm looking, but I don't see it. I mean, I saw a lot of text on a website. I even saw an animated gif of a replica of what an equivalent of a pound of human body fat would look like. God I hate being blind. Not only do I miss out on seeing the things that subby sees, I also never truly know when I'm done wiping after I take a crap.
vegas_greaser: Hmm, might go well with the fake scrotum available on Amazon..
ds_4815: /Somewhat oblig and/or obscure?
Insult Comic Bishounen: [imageshack.com image 640x530]
Mister Buttons: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boobs are just fat tissue.Best fat in the land though, if i may so myself. There's much worse places for fat to wind up.[img.fark.net image 284x177]
notarobot: Except it's just a replica. Failmitter maybe didn't rad the first sentence of TFA
gopher321: What are the red spots? Red Dye #5?
JRoo: Hey guess what?Pretty much anything you pull from the inside of a body and display on the outside, is pretty gross looking.From anything other than a biological/evolutionary viewpoint anyway.
rosebud_the_sled: MrHappyRotter: I'm looking, but I don't see it. I mean, I saw a lot of text on a website. I even saw an animated gif of a replica of what an equivalent of a pound of human body fat would look like. God I hate being blind. Not only do I miss out on seeing the things that subby sees, I also never truly know when I'm done wiping after I take a crap.S'OK. It looks yummy. Deep fried with a batter coating and it's my next breakfast.As far as the blind thing, well, it would be worse being dickless. Pushing your useless pelvis against various women would be constantly humiliating. "You ain't got no dick!" Yeah, how many times have we all heard that? Right guys?I remember my buddy in HS. He was blind. We'd wander through the halls. I'd "accidentally" push him into some nice body and he would get into some major grope action - and the girl would apologize to him. Lord, I was jealous. Whenever I did that routine, the girl would beat the crap out of me. I was small and could only mo;est their kneecaps. Good times though.Now, my friend is serving time. He became a priest and someone accidentally pushed into a small boy. Well, one thing led to another, a little defrocking, a little parental anger, and so there he is. Behind bars. Having other prisoners being pushed into him.The moral is: don't become blind. It leads to a prison term.
Maggie_Luna: I thought it looked like mango...
inclemency: Maggie_Luna: I thought it looked like mango...http://www.thenyegotist.com/news/national/2011/july/19/microsofts-ma ng o-chris-kattan-snl-google-cuts-it-out-netflix-reading-and-
Prey4reign: Now, imagine it 350 times bigger and you have Governor Chris Christie.
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