iheartscotch: YOU GO NOW! YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR! I FEED YOU ENOUGH MSG TO KILL ELEPHANT!
Aussie_As: Not-so-CSB, a chinese joint I regularly ate at was shut down for having a higher-than-permissible amount of rat droppings in its food. Hard to say which is worse, that I'd eaten there regularly or that authorities have determined a permissible amount of rat droppings in restaurant cuisine.
The roach was first spied on his kelpHe KNEW he'd be decried on Yelp.So Ching took a shot-I've no choice! he thought-A lost soul who requires help.
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