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(People Magazine)   Cosmopolitan host of drink mixing show found dead in his apartment south of Manhattan. No forced entry with a screwdriver, but Tom Collins and Rob Roy considered persons of interest   (people.com) divider line 57
    More: Sad, Cooking Channel, Manhattan, no-force, person of interest, Rob Roy, Tom Collins  
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2014-02-07 05:53:08 PM  
I'd keep an eye out for a white russian.
 
2014-02-07 06:08:58 PM  
I won't have what he's having.
 
2014-02-07 06:09:13 PM  
Choked to death when he accidentally swallowed a small paper umbrella which then opened itself in his throat
 
2014-02-07 06:09:40 PM  
He had an apartment in the Harbor? In the Narrows?

South of Manhattan is ... water ...
 
2014-02-07 06:12:14 PM  
Jim Beam killed him over molestation.
 
2014-02-07 06:16:14 PM  
Al Swearengen chuckles from the grave.
 
2014-02-07 06:16:32 PM  
At least they did not become zombies... Was it a kamikaze attack? Irish car bomb? Was a redheaded slut involved?
 
2014-02-07 06:17:26 PM  
How many shots?
 
2014-02-07 06:18:00 PM  
Ill take a shot.... Is he on the rocks? Was it neat? This leaves me shaken...
 
2014-02-07 06:22:51 PM  
Got scared it was Zane Lamprey for a second.
 
2014-02-07 06:29:54 PM  
Sounds like an Old Fashioned hit.
 
2014-02-07 06:30:19 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: He had an apartment in the Harbor? In the Narrows?

South of Manhattan is ... water ...


Staten Island?
 
2014-02-07 06:36:51 PM  
He's gone to meet his Makers Mark.
 
2014-02-07 06:38:09 PM  
Heart attack.
 
2014-02-07 06:39:07 PM  
At least in the afterlife he'll be reunited with his dear Old Grand Dad.
 
2014-02-07 06:42:57 PM  
Sad that the guy's dead- in that detached, "I've only seen the guy's show, I don't really know him" way.

Gotta admit, though, I'm not going to miss hearing him say "vakka" anymore.
 
2014-02-07 06:45:31 PM  
Is Detective Harvey Wallbanger on the case?
 
2014-02-07 06:45:48 PM  
o my god! this is so sad, so tragic.
/how many packages of heroin was he found with?
//in other news, no one gives a sh*t.
 
2014-02-07 06:47:30 PM  
I'd like a half dozen gin gimlets, please
 
2014-02-07 06:48:18 PM  
Wrong cement mixer.
 
2014-02-07 06:49:39 PM  
Bloody Mary?
 
2014-02-07 06:50:15 PM  
I hope it wasn't suicide like Paula Deen.
 
2014-02-07 06:50:27 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Choked to death when he accidentally swallowed a small paper umbrella which then opened itself in his throat


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2014-02-07 06:50:37 PM  
That's what I call a stiff one.
 
2014-02-07 06:52:24 PM  

prosgiveback.com

RIP DAVID ROBINSON

 
2014-02-07 06:52:55 PM  
Did he still have a syringe in his arm?

/too soon
//it's never too soon
 
2014-02-07 06:56:56 PM  
Wanted for questioning.


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2014-02-07 06:57:09 PM  
Jose Curevo seen heading south in the company of Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels.
 
2014-02-07 06:57:49 PM  

doglover: That's what I call a stiff one.


The judges would have also accepted, "made himself a stiff one"
 
2014-02-07 06:59:58 PM  
And not one CSI glasses meme yet

/for shame
 
2014-02-07 07:06:40 PM  

NateAsbestos: Got scared it was Zane Lamprey for a second.



Ditto.
 
2014-02-07 07:07:38 PM  
He was "full of light". I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not normal, excepting the odd alien autopsy of course.
 
2014-02-07 07:12:36 PM  
Hey, I just realized!!!

Two sourtoe cocktails now available!

/Yes, they do have a real toe.
 
2014-02-07 07:13:20 PM  
He had always hoped to spend his last days having Sex on the Beach.
 
2014-02-07 07:21:26 PM  
Mark my words, that farkhead Harvey Wallbanger had something to do with this.
 
2014-02-07 07:53:15 PM  
Captain Morgan seen sailing away into the Tequila Sunrise
 
2014-02-07 07:58:49 PM  
 
2014-02-07 07:59:59 PM  
Although the cause of death is not yet known, police said the deceased appeared to be shaken, not stirred.
 
2014-02-07 08:00:51 PM  

ongbok: I think this may explain what happened. NSFW lyrics


Nice! Been a while since I've heard that.
 
2014-02-07 08:05:23 PM  
 He sure made a killer drink.
 
2014-02-07 08:27:16 PM  
Word on the street is that he died while having a Screaming Orgasm.
 
2014-02-07 08:31:54 PM  

fearmongert: Ill take a shot.... Is he on the rocks? Was it neat? This leaves me shaken...


It's a muddled account to be sure. His family must be bitters.
 
2014-02-07 08:56:55 PM  
He drank alone
with nobody else
Cause you know when he drinks alone
he prefers  to be by himself
 
2014-02-07 09:15:52 PM  
Neat!
 
2014-02-07 10:05:04 PM  
His friend was very shaken when he knocked and nobody stirred.
 
2014-02-07 10:09:44 PM  

The_Sponge: NateAsbestos: Got scared it was Zane Lamprey for a second.


Ditto.


Thirded
 
2014-02-07 10:28:32 PM  
Something's gone badly a-rye.
 
2014-02-07 10:57:53 PM  

ubermensch: HotIgneous Intruder: He had an apartment in the Harbor? In the Narrows?

South of Manhattan is ... water ...

Staten Island?


Governor's Island?
 
2014-02-07 11:11:32 PM  
Rémy Martin seen fleeing the scene in a Sidecar.
 
2014-02-07 11:14:12 PM  

Keith Dudemeister: Something's gone badly a-rye.


Well, he did work in Manhattan.
 
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