HotIgneous Intruder: He had an apartment in the Harbor? In the Narrows?South of Manhattan is ... water ...
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Choked to death when he accidentally swallowed a small paper umbrella which then opened itself in his throat
doglover: That's what I call a stiff one.
NateAsbestos: Got scared it was Zane Lamprey for a second.
ongbok: I think this may explain what happened. NSFW lyrics
fearmongert: Ill take a shot.... Is he on the rocks? Was it neat? This leaves me shaken...
The_Sponge: NateAsbestos: Got scared it was Zane Lamprey for a second.Ditto.
ubermensch: HotIgneous Intruder: He had an apartment in the Harbor? In the Narrows?South of Manhattan is ... water ...Staten Island?
Keith Dudemeister: Something's gone badly a-rye.
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