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(WSBTV)   Thieves break into 13 cars, score 1 bible - a testament to their ineptitude   ( divider line
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1005 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2014 at 7:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-07 08:03:40 PM  
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"They took my bible from my bible study bag, but they took the bible out and left the bag, thank the lord,"

Yes. Thank "the lord" for stopping them from preventing your bag from being taken. Ignore the fact that he also let them break into your car and steal your book.
2014-02-07 07:53:28 PM  
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Pages from cheap Bible make great rolling papers.

Don't smoke Revelations though; it will seriously screw you up.
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